1. When I woke up in the morning, I searched for my few shoes. I asked my mother: Have you seen my old shoes? She: It's too old, I've thrown it away! I was anxious: 叼女! It’s not me that you, although your shoes are old, you can still wear them. After all, you can save some money

1. When I woke up in the morning, I searched through the cabinet and looked for my few shoes. I asked my mother: Have you seen my old shoes?

She: It's too old, I threw it away!

I was anxious: 叼女! It’s not me that you, although your shoes are old, you can still wear them. After all, you can save some money in your life and get better! I'll pick it up. She: I didn't realize that you are still a drama artist. I took out the money for my shoes.

me. . .

2. While taking the class, I suddenly smelled a stinking smell. Just as I was about to cover my nose and frown, my deskmate suddenly said to me, "Hurry, smell it carefully, smell it hard, remember, this is the smell of my fart. Don't say I fart when I smell the stinky smell in the future!

3. One day, Teacher Xiaoming went to Xiaoming's home to visit. Xiaoming's father hurriedly opened the door. Teacher Xiaoming introduced himself and said: My surname is Jin and his name is Jinlian. Xiaoming's father hurriedly said: Teacher Pan, please come in!

4. Four people played mahjong and suddenly caught fire. They didn't notice it. Firefighters arrived , shouted inside: How many people are there? At this time, one person happened to play cards: 40,000! The firefighter asked again: How many people died? At this time, another person played cards: 20,000! The firefighter was shocked and asked hurriedly: Where are the remaining people? There was a thud, and then a scream came out: It's a mess. .

5. A child was sitting at a door to play.

A middle-aged man asked him: "Is your father at home?"

The day of the child: "At home", the middle-aged man went to ring the doorbell. After a long time, no one opened the door.

So the man asked angrily: "Why don't you open the door?"

The little boy replied: "I don't know, this is not my home!

6. Before she left, she handed him a bucket of water. When she missed her, she poured a glass of water in it. When the bucket was full, she would come back. She left, and he picked up the bucket and looked at the sun, and found a hole as big as a basin at the bottom of the bucket. . .

7. The couple rode 2-person bicycle for an outing. After the two of them climbed a large slope with difficulty, the husband gasped and said, "This slope is so steep, it's so difficult to climb, I'm so tired!" The wife echoed, "Isn't that? If I hadn't kept holding the brakes tightly, we would have slid down."

8. A frog called the priest and asked about his destiny. The pastor said, "Next year, a young girl will come to know you." The frog jumped happily: "Oh, really? Is it at the prince's wedding?" The pastor said, "No, it was her next year's biology class, ."

9. On National Day, Liu Bei sang loudly upstairs with a Sichuan accent: "Today is your birthday, my motherland..." After a while, Zhuge Liang Dongdong ran upstairs and said with a red face: "Lord, don't sing, okay? Brothers all think you are singing Zhuge ~"

10. My husband was watching TV in bed, and my wife was peeling oranges aside, eating each person with one petal.

After feeding my husband two petals, my wife asked inadvertently: "How much can I get the year-end bonus this year?"

My husband was stunned and said, "I can't tell you, otherwise there will be no oranges."