I don’t have a TV at home, so I can only watch it with my phone. Why bother with a girl? Eat like this. If it weren't for the light support, it would have been a failure. Children from poor families are already in their homes, but your children can only play with their mobile pho

There is no TV at home, so I can only use my phone to watch it

Why is this girl? I eat this way

If it weren't for the light support, it would probably have been overturned

Open a bottle of beer, and the salary for one month is gone.

When Erha is alone at home, tell me how to stew it delicious.

When did my license plate number become a math problem?

Children from poor families are already the home, your children can only play with their mobile phones.

Look Xiaotian Dog 's eyes are wrong.

We are just a melon-eating crowd, young people, please continue to say!

This is embarrassing! If you have the ability, don’t run away

Every time I bathe my dog, my dog ​​becomes a puppet

Cat: Grandma, grandma, I’m really full

There is nothing I can’t do, only unexpected things. . . The old man is so smart that he is

The old man and the aunts in the park are all hidden.

The guy has good skills, but unfortunately he didn’t choose the venue well!

funny joke

. Little girl: How much does this laptop cost for uncle? Boss: Six yuan. Little girl: Can I sell it to me for five yuan? I only have so much. Boss: Oh, then okay, looking at the twenty yuan handed over by the little girl, the boss couldn't help but say angrily: Aren't you lying to me? Little girl: Uncle is not. I have calculated the remaining money, it just enough to buy delicious

. On the way off work, I saw two people tearing each other and scolding each other... I quickly ran over and pulled the two of them away: Let go! Stop hitting! Don't fight first! The brothers who were strong on both sides were stunned when they saw this. I patted the backs of the two guys on the fight and said to him earnestly: Don’t rush to fight, I have a few friends who are watching the fun and haven’t come yet.

. My girlfriend is concerned about face. Her cousin came at noon, and I will talk to you for a while. My cousin looked very simple, so I asked him casually: What kind of work do you do? The girlfriend next to her rushed to say: "It's planting flowers." I asked again: What kind of flowers should I plant? I heard my cousin answer straightforwardly: I grow cotton .

. Today I went online with my friends and was getting excited and suddenly I was a little hungry. My friend took out his cell phone and asked fast food. I ordered bacon, and he asked the green pepper shredded pork because he was a little angry, so he asked the boss to put less chili peppers. The fast food arrived in more than ten minutes. When a friend saw half a bowl of chili peppers, he said: Didn’t I say that I would have less chili peppers? The boss glanced at him: You mean adding more shredded pork.