1. Funny embarrassment and a classic joke. The stationmaster of the train station said to reporters: "You complained that we didn't take any measures to deal with the train delay. This is baseless! Didn't you notice that we added three more benches in the waiting room?" "Dude, do

1. Funny embarrassing classic joke . The train station station manager told reporters: "You complain that we did not take any measures to delay the train. This is unfounded! Didn't you notice that we added three benches to the waiting room?" "Do you have money? Borrow 100 yuan for urgent use." "I only have 50 yuan, is it enough?" "Okay, give me 50 yuan first, and the remaining 50 yuan is considered to be something I owe me. Remember to return it to me when I have money in two days!"

2. Hilarious classic funny embarrassing jokes. People who are not good at looking at are very power-consuming because a picture needs to be repaired for an hour. Good-looking people consume more power because they can't stop taking selfies. Noodle instant noodles are something that you don’t want to eat normally, but you will want to eat very much when you see others eating. preparation! Sing: Dingding bell Dingding bell The poor sound of jingle! The shopping is enjoyable for a while, but spend all the money!!! Once a person announces that he wants to lose weight, it means that she is going to eat secretly on her back~

3. Mom: "Aren't you shy when fighting with your best friend?" Son: "But he hit me with a stone first, so I threw him with a stone." Mom: "When he threw you with a stone first, you should come back and tell me immediately." Son: "What's the use? I beat you more accurately."

4. At the train station, a country man who entered the city for the first time walked towards the window of the ticket office. He asked the ticket seller: "How much does a train ticket cost to XX?" "Two forty yuan, sir." The country man turned around and said to his wife, "Just buy it here. I have asked all the eight ticket offices here. Their ticket prices are the same. Maybe they agreed in advance..."

5. Today, my colleague drove a new BMW to work. An unmarried female colleague next to him asked BMW who it was, and the colleague said it was his brother-in-law's. After hearing this, she immediately asked: Does your brother-in-law have a partner? Let me know.

6. In music class, the teacher asked, "Do you know what 'tenor' is and what ' bass ' is?" A student immediately replied, "When my father taught me a lesson, it was a tenor; when my father was taught a lesson, it was a bass!" Last night, I heard a mother upstairs beg for the baby: Every time I do homework, I am just like your father, and I do things perfunctorily. The kid cried: My dad doesn’t have homework every day.

7. The life of high-end people is really unenjoyable to ordinary people like me. Yesterday I was in a star hotel. I had already finished slapping the poop and wiped it out, but the waiter at the door actually handed me a towel. There was no choice but to go back and wipe it again with a towel, fold it and return it to him.

8. A neighbor's child often comes to my house to visit. This afternoon, I asked him: Oh, have you finished your homework? He: If you write it, you will only have one essay. Me: That's not simple, search online on your mobile phone. He: No, I don’t want to copy my phone. Suddenly I felt that he had ambition and ideas. The child said: I want to copy the computer, the word "big"!