1. I saw a post on the Internet last night: My boyfriend rides me on a bicycle, he is responsible for pedaling, and I sit on the horizontal bar and hold the handlebars for direction. I left a message: Haha, my boyfriend and I also like to play like this and have fallen several times. When you meet a close friend, a thousand glasses of wine are less. After chatting for a whole night, she showed me pictures of her boyfriend. Just like that, I found out that my boyfriend was cheating on me. . .
2. My girlfriend and I just got together and we went to the island for a trip. At the wine shop on the beach, I prepared red wine and side dishes, and the romantic candlelight dinner started. In order to increase the atmosphere, I said to my girlfriend, let’s play a song. My girlfriend said: OK. Then the national anthem is played on a loop. That night, we were at peace!
3. A colleague once introduced a girl to me on a blind date. I liked her very much, but she said I didn’t feel anything for her. Two years later, another colleague introduced this girl to me. After we met, the girl said she liked me very much, but I said I didn't feel anything for her. The girl instantly said: "Are you here for revenge?
4. The hierarchy in my hometown is very strict. My "grandpa" who is one year older than me got married. I went to attend the wedding, but I didn't expect that the new "grandma" was my ex-girlfriend. The wedding recognized During the wedding ceremony, my fifth uncle, who was one year younger than me, was the master of ceremonies. He took the bride one by one to recognize her, and paid for the change. Since customs attach great importance to seniority, everyone naturally calls the bride, aunt, third aunt, and then the bride. Give them red envelopes. It was my turn because she was my ex-girlfriend. I really couldn't speak. My face was as red as red cloth from embarrassment. I made an excuse to go to the bathroom. The bride stopped me. She was very generous. Said: Back then you pretended to be a grandson, but today you are a real grandson, please call me grandma!
5. Once upon a time, there was a rich man. Before he died, he said to his two sons, "Go chop wood and see who can chop more and faster." , the eldest son took the knife to the mountain to chop wood, and the second son went to sharpen the knife. In the evening, the second son chopped the most. The rich man saw it and said to the two sons, give the family property to the eldest son, anyway, the second son is so capable!
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