1. "Gentleman's demeanor"
Jie Nifen said to his girlfriend: "I found that my boyfriend has a unique gentleman's demeanor!".
My girlfriend asked: "How can you tell?".
Jenifan replied: "Every time he wants to kiss me, he has put out his cigarette before."
The girlfriend then said: "That's because he is afraid of burning his tongue!".
2. "Conversation between Grandfather and Grandson"
Grandfather and grandson were watching a TV series, and suddenly a pair of lovers were kissing. The little grandson asked his grandfather: "Grandpa, what are they doing?".
Grandpa replied: "They are eating the protein in each other's mouth!".
The little grandson said: "No wonder my father and mother are eating secretly in the bathroom, and my mother doesn't give me protein?".
3. "Radio Enthusiast"
Xiao Ming was particularly interested in radio. One day when there was no one at home, he dismantled the radio and then installed it again.
When his father came home, he found that the radio stopped working, so he asked Xiao Ming, "Did you touch the radio?"
Xiao Ming replied: "Yes, I dismantled it and reinstalled it. But I didn't lose a single part, and I saved several parts!".
Xiao Ming's father stared and said: "You can still disassemble and assemble it, and there are still parts left. You don't know where those parts are installed, do you?"
