A great white shark boat sinks, and a great white shark father and son discover many people struggling in the sea. The shark dad said: "Now let's swim around them a few times, exposing only one fin for them to see." After they swam a few times like this, the shark dad said again:

Great White Shark

A ship sank, and a great white shark father and son found many people struggling in the sea.

Dad Shark said: "Now let's swim around them a few times with only one fin exposed for them to see."

After they swam a few times like this, Daddy Shark said again: "Let's swim around them a few more times. Now let's expose all the fins and let them see."

After they swam a few times, the shark dad finally said: "Now let's set off and take them out. Eat them all."

After eating, the shark son asked: "Dad, why didn't we eat them all in the first place?"

The shark dad replied: "You. Didn’t you find that after scaring them out, their feces and urine taste much better?”

Xiaobing said: This is a taboo, it’s the same as lobster peeing!

Kiwi fruit

I went to buy kiwi fruit today. I asked: "Boss, do you sell 5 for 10 yuan?" The boss shook his head and said, "No, the price is more than this. If you want 10 for 5 yuan!" It’s messy, boss, can you still do business well?

Xiaobing said: You have suddenly disrupted the boss’s business plan!

interrogation

I remember that there was more than 10,000 yuan in my bank card, but when I went to withdraw it just now, I found that there were only a few yuan left. Only she and I knew the password, so I interrogated her: "Did you take out the money in the bank card and use it? You have to give me an explanation!" She turned around and opened the drawer, took something and handed it to me: " Husband, give you some tape.”

Xiaobing said: The tape has been used up by someone else. Friendly reminder from

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