1 Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art!
2 When I grow up, I will become Tang Seng's husband. If I can play, I will play with him. If I can't, I will eat him.
3 The wind roared like a mad lion, making deafening noises. The big tree was blown by the wind and shook its head in pain, humming.
4 Women like two flowers most in life: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible!
5 My grandma said that I was born from the knee, and when my mother bent her leg, I squeezed out from the knee.
6 A person's life is lived no matter what, don't think it's cold in winter, don't think it's hot in summer, don't pretend to be poor if you have money, and don't show off if you don't have money.
7 Face is a thing outside the body, whether you want it or not, money is a necessary thing, you have to have it.
8 The geography teacher asked: Which are the four oceans of and ? I said: Pleasant Goat Beautiful Goat Lazy Goat Boiling Goat.
9 I'm so tired, I want to slash the back of my head, and then collapse on the ground to put a piggy bank.
10 If I were a princess, I would save a frog , but all I meet are toads.
11 Poor Nike, rich Adidas, rogue in Armani.
12 I come to bed like a beast, a koala to be specific, and sleep for 18 hours at a time.
13 One cannot take money to the grave, but money can take people to the grave.
14 It's not that I don't want to play computer games in the morning, but it's already noon when I wake up.
15 The life of a foodie is like a train, which can be summed up as: shopping, shopping, shopping.
16 When your life is not going your way, don't panic. Just look at your wallet and savings and just cry.
17 The heavy rain that was missed in those years will be returned to you these days.
18 Smart girls are generally fatter, because the latest scientific research proves that women use adipose tissue to store IQ, and the thicker the fat layer, the higher the IQ.
