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God's reply: What does it feel like to wear stockings under pants? Can you explain it? [Obvious question] If the company stipulates that one month of working days and then consecutive days off, would you agree? - DayDayNews

God's reply: What does it feel like to wear stockings under pants? Can you explain it? [Obvious question] If the company stipulates that one month of working days and then consecutive days off, would you agree?

God’s reply: What does it feel like to wear stockings under pants? Can you explain?

06/26 1730

Coal field, magnetic field, rain field, sand field. Today’s source of joy has been delivered. "On what it's like to flirt with your own uncle" A case of Guangxi people taming Mandarin. - DayDayNews

Coal field, magnetic field, rain field, sand field. Today’s source of joy has been delivered. "On what it's like to flirt with your own uncle" A case of Guangxi people taming Mandarin.

You actually flirted with your own uncle through online flirting? As a result...hahaha, please try to live on another planet.

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1. Today the goddess suddenly asked me, "Do you like me?" I said, "Yes." She said, "Fart! Prove it to me." So sometimes girls' hobbies are really weird, and I have to ask Fart to prove it to her. God’s reply: What should you do if she says: “That’s nonsense, prove it to me”? - DayDayNews

1. Today the goddess suddenly asked me, "Do you like me?" I said, "Yes." She said, "Fart! Prove it to me." So sometimes girls' hobbies are really weird, and I have to ask Fart to prove it to her. God’s reply: What should you do if she says: “That’s nonsense, prove it to me”?

Humorous joke: There was a rich man looking for a maid, and the interview topic was going to the toilet.

06/27 1157

# funny大奖# 1. A buddy wanted to enter a high-end community, but was stopped by the security guard at the door. He refused to let in. The security guard said: "Who knows whether you are a good guy or a bad guy? You are not allowed to enter?" The buddy said angrily: "Wait a minute. - DayDayNews

# funny大奖# 1. A buddy wanted to enter a high-end community, but was stopped by the security guard at the door. He refused to let in. The security guard said: "Who knows whether you are a good guy or a bad guy? You are not allowed to enter?" The buddy said angrily: "Wait a minute.

If you don’t want to be fat, how can you lose weight without exercising? Netizen’s reply

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Being happy is not only good for physical and mental health, but also helps relieve stress. I share these ten classic jokes below, I hope you will like them. No. 10: Yesterday at noon, a male colleague went out and did not take his mobile phone with him. His wife kept calling. Th - DayDayNews

Being happy is not only good for physical and mental health, but also helps relieve stress. I share these ten classic jokes below, I hope you will like them. No. 10: Yesterday at noon, a male colleague went out and did not take his mobile phone with him. His wife kept calling. Th

What a joke, it’s such a funny joke

06/27 1710

My girlfriend sent me photos and said that she had successfully lost weight, but why do I feel like she has transferred the fat? Hahaha! After all, everyone has their own sleeping habits, such as teeth grinding and snoring while sleeping, but this girl actually likes to sleep wit - DayDayNews

My girlfriend sent me photos and said that she had successfully lost weight, but why do I feel like she has transferred the fat? Hahaha! After all, everyone has their own sleeping habits, such as teeth grinding and snoring while sleeping, but this girl actually likes to sleep wit

Girl, don’t wear leather pants on such a hot day. The reflection will look so embarrassing.

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Before you read this article, you can click "Follow" and you can receive all kinds of hilarious content for free in the future. Thank you for your attention. God’s reply: A silly question: Brothers, I was rear-ended and my daughter was injured. When I saw the car’s sign, I didn’t - DayDayNews

Before you read this article, you can click "Follow" and you can receive all kinds of hilarious content for free in the future. Thank you for your attention. God’s reply: A silly question: Brothers, I was rear-ended and my daughter was injured. When I saw the car’s sign, I didn’t

God’s reply: My roommate is pregnant and dumped by her boyfriend, what should I do?

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1. I rented a house with my wife. When I inquired about it, I found that there were many residents named Wang. I was scared to death. I was very afraid that Mr. Wang next door would try to take advantage of my wife. So every time before going out, I have to vent my wife's anger a - DayDayNews

1. I rented a house with my wife. When I inquired about it, I found that there were many residents named Wang. I was scared to death. I was very afraid that Mr. Wang next door would try to take advantage of my wife. So every time before going out, I have to vent my wife's anger a

He's really good at finding opportunities to enter the factory.

06/26 1868

In the past few years, wine bureaus were popular, drinking for big events and drinking for small events. Drink when you have something to do, and drink when you have nothing to do. The sister-in-law stood up and connected to the six "submarines" and said to everyone at the table: - DayDayNews

In the past few years, wine bureaus were popular, drinking for big events and drinking for small events. Drink when you have something to do, and drink when you have nothing to do. The sister-in-law stood up and connected to the six "submarines" and said to everyone at the table:

"I don't believe this bastard can't be killed by drinking!"

06/27 1958

Introduction: A boy sent a kiss to his partner but was discovered by his mother. He laughed wildly and then changed his face in a second. Netizens asked: Why is this mother-in-law so cute? Recently, in Anyang, Henan, a netizen posted a video that made people laugh or cry. It turn - DayDayNews

Introduction: A boy sent a kiss to his partner but was discovered by his mother. He laughed wildly and then changed his face in a second. Netizens asked: Why is this mother-in-law so cute? Recently, in Anyang, Henan, a netizen posted a video that made people laugh or cry. It turn

A boy in Henan was caught sending kisses to his partner. His mother laughed at him and then changed his face. Netizens laughed.

06/24 1811

She nodded excitedly and agreed. Shangguan Xuanyuan held her in his arms like a treasure and was reluctant to let go. Cui's father and Cui's mother came over to hold their daughter. Cui Muyu and Cui Muyang hurriedly came to the rescue and pulled their parents away. - DayDayNews

She nodded excitedly and agreed. Shangguan Xuanyuan held her in his arms like a treasure and was reluctant to let go. Cui's father and Cui's mother came over to hold their daughter. Cui Muyu and Cui Muyang hurriedly came to the rescue and pulled their parents away.

Novel The South Wind Blowing Falling Flowers (46. Happy Events in the Flower Field)

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As a lecturer or trainer, what are the most important skills? I think it can speak. To teach by words and deeds, you must first be able to speak well. If you speak pleasantly and with humor, students will definitely like it and attract their attention. Only when he can listen to - DayDayNews

As a lecturer or trainer, what are the most important skills? I think it can speak. To teach by words and deeds, you must first be able to speak well. If you speak pleasantly and with humor, students will definitely like it and attract their attention. Only when he can listen to

3000+ golden sentences plus jokes.doc (to improve the sense of humor and make students "unconsciously aware of the seriousness")

06/30 1723

In real life, I finally met Tiga. This is nutrition, don’t get it wrong. The neighbor's eldest brother thought that his wife must have "cheated", and finally called a reporter to find out directly. - DayDayNews

In real life, I finally met Tiga. This is nutrition, don’t get it wrong. The neighbor's eldest brother thought that his wife must have "cheated", and finally called a reporter to find out directly.

The neighbor's eldest brother thought his wife must be "cheating", but finally the reporter came and found out directly

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# funny大奖# (Wang Xiutian/Text) Friends, when you read this title, you think I am too ignorant, right? How could you write such a shallow and vulgar article? Yes, you are right to question. But please patiently listen to me tell the following true story! - DayDayNews

# funny大奖# (Wang Xiutian/Text) Friends, when you read this title, you think I am too ignorant, right? How could you write such a shallow and vulgar article? Yes, you are right to question. But please patiently listen to me tell the following true story!

I just learned that this is how twins are born

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I was afraid that being too late would cause embarrassment. And as we all know, there is no experience. A laborer on the subway during the morning rush hour. At least I got off the bus, so it’s not a loss. I got an extra piece of bread when I took the subway. - DayDayNews

I was afraid that being too late would cause embarrassment. And as we all know, there is no experience. A laborer on the subway during the morning rush hour. At least I got off the bus, so it’s not a loss. I got an extra piece of bread when I took the subway.

I pinched a handsome guy's PP on the subway, and the result... I couldn't bear to look at the effort.

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1. "Lifelong Favorite" Before the age of 1, you can eat and sleep whenever you want. At 10 years old, I know who I like. At the age of 20, I don’t know who I love. At the age of 30, I know that love cannot be spoken casually. At the age of 40, I feel like I can’t think about love - DayDayNews

1. "Lifelong Favorite" Before the age of 1, you can eat and sleep whenever you want. At 10 years old, I know who I like. At the age of 20, I don’t know who I love. At the age of 30, I know that love cannot be spoken casually. At the age of 40, I feel like I can’t think about love

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Ulsan Hyundai vs. Suwon Samsung Ulsan Hyundai Current situation: Ulsan Hyundai performed very well offensively and defensively this season. The team scored 31 goals and conceded 18 goals, both ranking among the top two in the league. Ulsan Hyundai lost 0-1 to its opponent in the - DayDayNews

Ulsan Hyundai vs. Suwon Samsung Ulsan Hyundai Current situation: Ulsan Hyundai performed very well offensively and defensively this season. The team scored 31 goals and conceded 18 goals, both ranking among the top two in the league. Ulsan Hyundai lost 0-1 to its opponent in the

Ulsan Hyundai's advantage is significantly behind, Suwon Samsung is in a sluggish state, and Gimcheon Sangmu has the advantage of home court.

07/01 1078

The Men's Basketball Asian Cup has ended all competitions in the second round of the group stage. In Group C, Iran defeated Kazakhstan 96-60, winning both games to advance to the group stage. Japan beat Syria 117-56 and advanced together with Iran. The two will Competing for firs - DayDayNews

The Men's Basketball Asian Cup has ended all competitions in the second round of the group stage. In Group C, Iran defeated Kazakhstan 96-60, winning both games to advance to the group stage. Japan beat Syria 117-56 and advanced together with Iran. The two will Competing for firs

Japan and Iran qualified together, New Zealand was upset, Lebanon advanced strongly, Men's Basketball Asian Cup update

07/01 1898

The playlist of Jay Chou's new album was announced, and it contains a total of twelve songs of different styles. I saw Fang Wenshan in it. This is not surprising at all. How can Jay Chou be away from Fang Wenshan! - DayDayNews

The playlist of Jay Chou's new album was announced, and it contains a total of twelve songs of different styles. I saw Fang Wenshan in it. This is not surprising at all. How can Jay Chou be away from Fang Wenshan!

Jay Chou's new album's song list has been announced, "Beauty Like Frost" is my favorite! Which one do you like?

07/01 1530

The Ukraine crisis has lasted for several months, and the United States and Western countries have been badmouthing the Russian military's actions. However, as time goes by, Western public opinion seems to have begun to feel that the situation is not optimistic, especially as the - DayDayNews

The Ukraine crisis has lasted for several months, and the United States and Western countries have been badmouthing the Russian military's actions. However, as time goes by, Western public opinion seems to have begun to feel that the situation is not optimistic, especially as the

"Winter is Putin's friend"! US media: Ukraine faces its most difficult moment

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According to Russian media, China and the Latin American country Nicaragua recently announced the launch of free trade agreement negotiations. Nicaragua is a unique country among Latin American countries that have established diplomatic relations with mainland China. China and Ni - DayDayNews

According to Russian media, China and the Latin American country Nicaragua recently announced the launch of free trade agreement negotiations. Nicaragua is a unique country among Latin American countries that have established diplomatic relations with mainland China. China and Ni

Russian media claimed that China may build a canal in the "backyard" of the United States, investing at least 50 billion to prevent the United States from robbing it.

07/01 1499

Announcement of cadres of the Organization Department of the Hubei Provincial Committee of the Communist Party of China before their appointment. In accordance with the provisions of the "Regulations on the Selection and Appointment of Party and Government Leading Cadres", the st - DayDayNews

Announcement of cadres of the Organization Department of the Hubei Provincial Committee of the Communist Party of China before their appointment. In accordance with the provisions of the "Regulations on the Selection and Appointment of Party and Government Leading Cadres", the st

Announcement of Pre-appointment of Cadres of the Organization Department of Hubei Provincial Party Committee (2022 No. 1123)

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