1. If you know that skiing can still be played like this, I won the world championship long ago! I have abandoned my single life for more than 20 years. Isn't it fragrant in the days of white prostitution? By the way, if there is a tree in front of it, it will block the cap.
2. Aunt: Boy, you are a little too careless.
Young man: Auntie, I'm also in love.
3. Don’t say that the winter in China is cold. Look at the winter in Russia. Russia is really a fighting nation. Even the weather is combative.
4. The old man who watched the door played chess before, but the onlookers next to him made a mistake again, and his level was not good, which disturbed the player's mood. Since I watched this big brother play chess, I realized that we played chess the wrong way. Do you still want to play chess without axe and hook?
5. Sponsor of the competition: Please do not let professionals come to the competition in the future? The game is over before our advertisement comes out?
6. Just when a woman exercises like this and hopes to lose weight? Is this little brother going too far? If you want to please her and score occasions, I'm sour.
7. I participated in an auto show today. Why is this model a little upset? Do you think this car is not suitable for her?
8. The difference between father and mother with children. His mother regarded him as a treasure, and his father regarded him as a brother who had not grown up. Dad: What do you know, this is a year-end friendship.
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