The joy in marriage mostly comes from shit, pee, fart,
When I was a child, I lived in the countryside. Every morning, I would run to my parents' bed. The family hid in the quilt, talking and laughing, and it felt very warm.
My mother is born to fart. As soon as my mother farts, my dad will tease: Everyone, lift the quilt up quickly, your mom has put on a bomb. We just imitated our father and made a big hole in the quilt.
At that time, my father was still very young, his head was not bald, and his eyes were bright and clear.
Now I have my own children, the same. Early in the morning, they would run to our room and hide in the bed and act coquettishly. Sometimes, I will fall asleep with us, and sometimes I will smell the fart together.
Marriage, probably that's it. When you live with someone, you have to get used to the body odor on his body, smell the farts in the quilt, and the sound of snoring can be composed into the style of a march.
A little bit of a bad smell will not affect the mood of the family. A little nonsense happened, and Xiaoxiao passed. Although the smell of farts smells bad, because there is love in my heart, even the air is filled with a sweet smell.
Can't smell the smell, can't stick to it
There is a fan who once left a message in my article.
She and her husband are both second marriages. Age difference is fifteen years.
After divorced a few years ago, she took her children to live with her. Later, I met my current husband on the Internet. At that time, the other party was married and ran a small company by himself.
She secretly dated this man. At the beginning, she didn't want to get to the top, and gradually had an idea and used some means to marry this man.
After marriage, life is not happy. The man is very stingy with her. Although the two have a common child, they still don’t trust her. I often check her phone, and whenever there is any problem, I will block her financially.
had no choice but to find a job by yourself. At work, she met colleagues who had ambiguous relationships. He is becoming more and more unbearable to his husband, and even said: The smell on his body is getting worse and worse.
In fact, it doesn’t smell bad, but I thought I could enjoy a better life if I was at the top. Unexpectedly, men are also thousands of years old foxes. What do you want to do with him? In fact, they are clear. The taste of
is amazing. People who like it always feel infinitely beautiful, and the odor turns into fragrance. People who don’t like can feel unbearable even if they get closer.
A little bit of fart smell, it is the mirror of marriage
My husband Hemorrhoids When hemorrhoids attacks, I always ask me to apply ointment. After a while, the room was filled with the strong smell of hemorrhoid cream.
When I have athlete's foot, he also helped me apply it. We have been married for ten years and have become one. I don't dislike his big belly. He ignored the stretch marks on my body.
I don’t dislike the body odor on his body, he can also smell the fart in the quilt.
In life, I am a sloppy and ungrateful woman. He is a nagging and nosy man. We have various shortcomings. When we quarrel, we have also shown the most unbearable side of human nature, but we still never get tired of seeing each other.
I also didn't look down on the moon, and he was not as handsome as Pan An. Before he met me, he was a little inferior. After meeting me, he became more and more confident.
We never shy away from talking about money, and we communicate calmly about relationships between men and women. He has slept with several women, and we all know what kind of partners I have been with.
meets a partner, whether you have money or a house, it doesn’t matter. When I met him, we still had nothing and were drifting in the city. Only after
were together, did they take root here deeply. The child was born in a white house. There was no decent toilet in the bathroom. He escorted the wardrobe by himself for 800 yuan.
Marriage, but three words: I am willing to
I am willing to endure hardships with you, I am willing to rent a house with you, I am willing to sit behind your bicycle. I'd like to listen to your snoring and fall asleep quietly. I'm willing to smell your fart and wake up with a smile.
You are not the best one, and I am not the most perfect one. But in each other's eyes, they are all unique existences.
When I smiled, I showed my big buck teeth. I took off my glasses and freckles could be seen on my face. Her figure is plump than before, and her temper is getting a lot bigger. But you still hold me when you brush your teeth. Before going to bed, let me put my head on you.
smelled the quilt, lifted the quilt, dissipated the smell, and then hugged me with a smile.
100% perfect, it does not exist. I am willing to eat street stalls with the people I love, nor do I live in high-end hotels with the people I don’t love. Together, feeling the most important.
Live in this life, what exactly is it? It’s nothing more than a bed, two people, on the soft pillows, they have the same taste as each other.
