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(Only for people you like, don’t use it for fishing!!) 1. How do I get you, a sack or sweet words? 2. Find someone who likes this job. I can do it after I am fired. Are there five insurances and one housing fund? 3. I like you very much. Can you take the initiative to chase me? I - DayDayNews

(Only for people you like, don’t use it for fishing!!) 1. How do I get you, a sack or sweet words? 2. Find someone who likes this job. I can do it after I am fired. Are there five insurances and one housing fund? 3. I like you very much. Can you take the initiative to chase me? I

Singles come in｜Shadow courtship copywriting

06/30 1134

"If I take this sword away, will anything happen to the bridge?" Hahaha, netizens commented! "Why do bald people prefer to grow a ring of hair instead of having a bald head?" Hahaha Shenjing is a talent. He thought the same way back then. Why are all the cashiers in Internet cafe - DayDayNews

"If I take this sword away, will anything happen to the bridge?" Hahaha, netizens commented! "Why do bald people prefer to grow a ring of hair instead of having a bald head?" Hahaha Shenjing is a talent. He thought the same way back then. Why are all the cashiers in Internet cafe

You didn't go fishing yesterday, you should have gone fishing for people, so you caught them

06/28 1770

When netizens meet for the first time, most of the situations are like this! After 10 a.m., the women dress up and the men prepare their money. When we meet, the woman pretends to be embarrassed, and the man usually praises the woman for being prettier than the photo, and then th - DayDayNews

When netizens meet for the first time, most of the situations are like this! After 10 a.m., the women dress up and the men prepare their money. When we meet, the woman pretends to be embarrassed, and the man usually praises the woman for being prettier than the photo, and then th

What do lovers do when they meet for the first time? How will the plot develop? A moment of relaxation. High EQ funny version

06/29 1738

In the past few years, wine bureaus were popular, drinking for big events and drinking for small events. Drink when you have something to do, and drink when you have nothing to do. The sister-in-law stood up and connected to the six "submarines" and said to everyone at the table: - DayDayNews

In the past few years, wine bureaus were popular, drinking for big events and drinking for small events. Drink when you have something to do, and drink when you have nothing to do. The sister-in-law stood up and connected to the six "submarines" and said to everyone at the table:

"I don't believe this bastard can't be killed by drinking!"

06/27 1958

1. Hilarious classic middle school students’ funny jokes. While riding in the car, I listened to a few middle school students chatting. Two of the boys were discussing which girl was the prettiest in their grade. They were having fun, and a girl next to them said: “My mom said I’ - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic middle school students’ funny jokes. While riding in the car, I listened to a few middle school students chatting. Two of the boys were discussing which girl was the prettiest in their grade. They were having fun, and a girl next to them said: “My mom said I’

Hilarious classic funny jokes for middle school students, embarrassing classic funny jokes about suits

06/29 1990

1. Lifeguard: "I have been watching you for a long time, please don't pee in the swimming pool!" Xiao Ming: "But everyone is peeing in it?" Lifeguard: "But no one is standing on the platform to pee like you! ”2. Use one sentence to prove that engineers are under great pressure. " - DayDayNews

1. Lifeguard: "I have been watching you for a long time, please don't pee in the swimming pool!" Xiao Ming: "But everyone is peeing in it?" Lifeguard: "But no one is standing on the platform to pee like you! ”2. Use one sentence to prove that engineers are under great pressure. "

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06/29 1397

My girlfriend sent me photos and said that she had successfully lost weight, but why do I feel like she has transferred the fat? Hahaha! After all, everyone has their own sleeping habits, such as teeth grinding and snoring while sleeping, but this girl actually likes to sleep wit - DayDayNews

My girlfriend sent me photos and said that she had successfully lost weight, but why do I feel like she has transferred the fat? Hahaha! After all, everyone has their own sleeping habits, such as teeth grinding and snoring while sleeping, but this girl actually likes to sleep wit

Girl, don’t wear leather pants on such a hot day. The reflection will look so embarrassing.

06/28 1880

01 The Qinglong Gang has too much homework and too much study, so it has no choice but to disband. 02 What can I give to my girlfriend on Chinese Valentine’s Day that will make her cry? 03 I call this recording life. 04 Is it okay if I change the car logo to look like this? 05 Fo

God’s reply: Can I file a case for cursing someone on WeChat? Hahaha! So angry

06/30 1918

01 Did Runtu kill wild animals? 02 I already knew that, show me this. 03 The body temperature is normal, but the mind is insane. 04 Teacher: Yes, it was gouged. 05 Who is talking? It stands on the moral high ground, and I can't see clearly. 06 What about the breed of resentment, - DayDayNews

01 Did Runtu kill wild animals? 02 I already knew that, show me this. 03 The body temperature is normal, but the mind is insane. 04 Teacher: Yes, it was gouged. 05 Who is talking? It stands on the moral high ground, and I can't see clearly. 06 What about the breed of resentment,

God’s reply: If the boss lady is dressed like this, it’s impossible for her business to be bad! Understand the psychology of customers too well

06/28 1136

"Tell me! Where did you send the bear cub?" Seeing the angry man's hand about to hit him in the face, the imprisoned boss seemed to finally react and yelled: "In the training base! Hound dog! "Training base." The man's voice became weaker and weaker, as if he was afraid that the - DayDayNews

"Tell me! Where did you send the bear cub?" Seeing the angry man's hand about to hit him in the face, the imprisoned boss seemed to finally react and yelled: "In the training base! Hound dog! "Training base." The man's voice became weaker and weaker, as if he was afraid that the

A Russian pilot rescued a lost bear cub. A year later, the bear was deceived by his boss and almost died in the Colosseum.

06/28 1457

They designed it, they know how to get out. It made me faint. Do watermelons grow on trees? Everyone has their own opinion. Do you think dragons exist in the world? - DayDayNews

They designed it, they know how to get out. It made me faint. Do watermelons grow on trees? Everyone has their own opinion. Do you think dragons exist in the world?

"A girl goes out on the street wearing a balloon costume. What will happen if she accidentally gets popped?" This is too bold, right?

07/03 1548

Nonsense question: I have a question, why in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the two generals did not know each other before the battle, so why no one gave false names to scare the other side away, and suppressed them mentally. For example, when Jiang Wei fought against Xu Hua - DayDayNews

Nonsense question: I have a question, why in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the two generals did not know each other before the battle, so why no one gave false names to scare the other side away, and suppressed them mentally. For example, when Jiang Wei fought against Xu Hua

God replied: Do you have any questions about the chat history between me and my boss?

07/03 1677

God replied: The rules of the world are that if you don’t contact someone for three days, you will break up automatically. God’s comment, this is different from what I understand. Word of the day: Never envy someone else's life, even if that person seems happy and prosperous. - DayDayNews

God replied: The rules of the world are that if you don’t contact someone for three days, you will break up automatically. God’s comment, this is different from what I understand. Word of the day: Never envy someone else's life, even if that person seems happy and prosperous.

God’s reply: The rules of the world are: if you don’t contact us for three days, you will break up automatically.

07/03 1471

Is this security guard here to experience life? This birthmark affects the appearance too much. It’s another day to make a lot of money, but unfortunately I forgot to bring gas. When I saw the toilet, I resigned on the first day I entered the factory. - DayDayNews

Is this security guard here to experience life? This birthmark affects the appearance too much. It’s another day to make a lot of money, but unfortunately I forgot to bring gas. When I saw the toilet, I resigned on the first day I entered the factory.

God replied, I saw the toilet and resigned on the first day I entered the factory.

07/02 1002

01 Changzhou during the day and Hangzhou at night 02 Stop talking to me like this. 03 I live in barbecued pork buns 04 Everyone’s achievements are inseparable from their own personal efforts. 05 It turns out that man really loves you. 06 "The First Day of Miscarriage" "Love Lunch - DayDayNews

01 Changzhou during the day and Hangzhou at night 02 Stop talking to me like this. 03 I live in barbecued pork buns 04 Everyone’s achievements are inseparable from their own personal efforts. 05 It turns out that man really loves you. 06 "The First Day of Miscarriage" "Love Lunch

God replied: Girl, do you know what the words on the clothes mean? Confident girls are the most beautiful

07/02 1629

1. The general manager is sitting in his lawyer's office. The lawyer asked: "Do you want to hear the good news first, or the bad news first?" "Tell me the good news first," the general manager said eagerly. "Your wife found a photo worth $500,000." "Great," the general manager sa - DayDayNews

1. The general manager is sitting in his lawyer's office. The lawyer asked: "Do you want to hear the good news first, or the bad news first?" "Tell me the good news first," the general manager said eagerly. "Your wife found a photo worth $500,000." "Great," the general manager sa

Funny pictures: Internet buzzwords that men would kill to know

07/02 1943

Inspection locations: Langham Riverview, Wangyun Impression, Shangge Famous City, Yidu Time, Jinqiao Washington, Fourth Generation Housing, Beautiful Xiaoxiang, Blue Valley, Jinshui Bay, Buckingham Palace, Hanlin Mansion, Bihai Home, Country Garden ·Lu Mansion, Aoyuan Plaza, Qing - DayDayNews

Inspection locations: Langham Riverview, Wangyun Impression, Shangge Famous City, Yidu Time, Jinqiao Washington, Fourth Generation Housing, Beautiful Xiaoxiang, Blue Valley, Jinshui Bay, Buckingham Palace, Hanlin Mansion, Bihai Home, Country Garden ·Lu Mansion, Aoyuan Plaza, Qing

Datang Decoration Site Inspection丨What about high temperatures and scorching heat? You can see the construction site from home

07/03 1641

Gentle cream is a color system, gentleness and calmness seem to be synonymous with it. In this noisy, noisy and fast-paced society, it becomes difficult to find a quiet place for the soul, so the cream style is created. The popularity of it is recognized and liked by more and mor - DayDayNews

Gentle cream is a color system, gentleness and calmness seem to be synonymous with it. In this noisy, noisy and fast-paced society, it becomes difficult to find a quiet place for the soul, so the cream style is created. The popularity of it is recognized and liked by more and mor

Good news for small apartments! Gentle cream-based home furnishings that can be copied and pasted directly are here

07/03 1458

After three meals a day, today's big families seem to have a surprisingly consistent attitude towards dishwashing. They just don't want to face it and don't wash the dishes unless they have to. Washing the dishes after every meal has become the thing we least want to face. The ri - DayDayNews

After three meals a day, today's big families seem to have a surprisingly consistent attitude towards dishwashing. They just don't want to face it and don't wash the dishes unless they have to. Washing the dishes after every meal has become the thing we least want to face. The ri

Are dishwashers really useful? talk about real feelings

07/03 1962

During the reign of Emperor Shenzong of the Northern Song Dynasty, an anecdote occurred in Yuzhou City: County magistrate Liu Dechang was supposed to be promoted to Secretary Provincial Secretary due to his outstanding achievements in local governance. Emperor Shenzong of the Son - DayDayNews

During the reign of Emperor Shenzong of the Northern Song Dynasty, an anecdote occurred in Yuzhou City: County magistrate Liu Dechang was supposed to be promoted to Secretary Provincial Secretary due to his outstanding achievements in local governance. Emperor Shenzong of the Son

Folk story: God’s will plays a trick on people, and the beggar brother promotes his unworthy brother to an official career

07/03 1447

After checking in and entering the station, Dong Ziming wanted to get off the train as soon as it started. If the train were one of his bicycles, he would just turn around and ride back. Dong Ziming is not hot-tempered, and everyone in the village admires him for being able to en - DayDayNews

After checking in and entering the station, Dong Ziming wanted to get off the train as soon as it started. If the train were one of his bicycles, he would just turn around and ride back. Dong Ziming is not hot-tempered, and everyone in the village admires him for being able to en

Short novel: Meeting the in-laws after traveling eight thousand miles

07/03 1565

Nowadays, the business competition in burger restaurants is very fierce. In such an environment, a problem that many burger restaurants are prone to encounter is how to sell our products when there are no customers coming to the door? Usually we talk about three main methods of s - DayDayNews

Nowadays, the business competition in burger restaurants is very fierce. In such an environment, a problem that many burger restaurants are prone to encounter is how to sell our products when there are no customers coming to the door? Usually we talk about three main methods of s

Perak Castle | Burger restaurant management: What should I do if business is not good?

07/03 1781