1. Lifeguard: "I've been watching you for a long time. Don't pee in the swimming pool!" Xiao Ming: "But everyone is peeing in it?" Lifeguard: "But no one is standing on the platform to pee like you!" "
2. Use one sentence to prove that engineers are under great pressure.
"I dreamed that I died last night. The King of Hell made my life and death book into a backend management system."
3. Mom: "Xiao Ming, my sister got 100 points in the test, but you only got 50 points." Xiao Ming : "I did what you said. You said it would be great if I could get half the score of my sister."
4. A candidate came last and was beaten by his father when he got home. When he came to school, the teacher asked him to talk about how he felt about finishing last in the exam. The candidate said: "I finally understand the truth that if you fall behind, you will be beaten."
5. Everyone laughed at Xiao Zhang because his face looked like his butt. Xiao Zhang didn't believe it, so he just Go to the wellhead to take photos. At this time, the underground worker shouted: "Boy, if you dare to shit up there, you will be dead."
6. The four masters and disciples of Tang Monk were eating when they suddenly heard a loud "boom", which startled everyone. Tang Monk raised his eyes, pointed at the man who was exploding rocks at the foot of the mountain, and said to everyone: "Wukong's mother seems to be giving birth to a second child."
7. Last year, in order to seek marriage, he asked a master to tell a fortune, and the master said: "One year at most." , that is, a girl will come to you and accompany you. To this day, I can’t help but sigh, the master is a master of calculation! Stop talking, my mother is asking me to change my sister’s diaper.
8. On the day of the exam, the teacher said: "You don't have to do the difficult ones first." The next day, when the teacher was marking the papers, he found that Xiao Ming had handed in a blank paper. The teacher asked Xiao Ming: "Why did you hand in the blank paper?" Xiao Ming: "Didn't you say that men can stop doing it first?"
9. Question: "Are you happy?" Answer: "My surname is Fu." Question: "Why are you happy? ?" Answer: "Because my father's surname is Fu." Question: "Why are you happy if your father is happy?" Answer: "Because I am your biological child."
10. House slaves are like Nanfu battery . They are "mighty to pay back." Real estate developers are like the Sixth Harbin Pharmaceutical Factory, because they are "mighty to build."
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