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Today’s funny jokes 01via: @Benxian will find a boyfriend under the steps for himself, which is quite cute. 02via: @Meme Jesse I’m afraid of getting rich overnight!
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Nonsense question: I have a question, why in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the two generals did not know each other before the battle, so why no one gave false names to scare the other side away, and suppressed them mentally. For example, when Jiang Wei fought against Xu Hua
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God replied: The rules of the world are that if you don’t contact someone for three days, you will break up automatically. God’s comment, this is different from what I understand. Word of the day: Never envy someone else's life, even if that person seems happy and prosperous.
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Is this security guard here to experience life? This birthmark affects the appearance too much. It’s another day to make a lot of money, but unfortunately I forgot to bring gas. When I saw the toilet, I resigned on the first day I entered the factory.
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