Winner drinks the whole bottle 🤣 #wine #funny #jokes #shorts

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My boyfriend gave me a Gucci bag and I was so scared that I cried after opening it. Hahaha, which year is this style? I won’t go into details and let Zi Xi feel it. Hahaha, it looks like a grape monster. - DayDayNews

My boyfriend gave me a Gucci bag and I was so scared that I cried after opening it. Hahaha, which year is this style? I won’t go into details and let Zi Xi feel it. Hahaha, it looks like a grape monster.

My boyfriend gave me a Gucci bag, and I was so scared that I cried after opening it! I never thought anyone would dare to buy it

06/28 1175

A girl from Xinjiang is dating a guy from Gansu. This is called new willingness. What should you and your partner be called? The wife is hospitalized, and the husband fills in the relationship between the patient and the patient: average. Why doesn't this actor stop acting? - DayDayNews

A girl from Xinjiang is dating a guy from Gansu. This is called new willingness. What should you and your partner be called? The wife is hospitalized, and the husband fills in the relationship between the patient and the patient: average. Why doesn't this actor stop acting?

When a girl from Xinjiang hooks up with a guy from Gansu, this is called "willingness". What should you and your partner call each other?

06/29 1192

I was afraid that being too late would cause embarrassment. And as we all know, there is no experience. A laborer on the subway during the morning rush hour. At least I got off the bus, so it’s not a loss. I got an extra piece of bread when I took the subway. - DayDayNews

I was afraid that being too late would cause embarrassment. And as we all know, there is no experience. A laborer on the subway during the morning rush hour. At least I got off the bus, so it’s not a loss. I got an extra piece of bread when I took the subway.

I pinched a handsome guy's PP on the subway, and the result... I couldn't bear to look at the effort.

06/30 1013

1. "Lifelong Favorite" Before the age of 1, you can eat and sleep whenever you want. At 10 years old, I know who I like. At the age of 20, I don’t know who I love. At the age of 30, I know that love cannot be spoken casually. At the age of 40, I feel like I can’t think about love - DayDayNews

1. "Lifelong Favorite" Before the age of 1, you can eat and sleep whenever you want. At 10 years old, I know who I like. At the age of 20, I don’t know who I love. At the age of 30, I know that love cannot be spoken casually. At the age of 40, I feel like I can’t think about love

A series of jokes (259)

06/30 1686

"Tell me! Where did you send the bear cub?" Seeing the angry man's hand about to hit him in the face, the imprisoned boss seemed to finally react and yelled: "In the training base! Hound dog! "Training base." The man's voice became weaker and weaker, as if he was afraid that the - DayDayNews

"Tell me! Where did you send the bear cub?" Seeing the angry man's hand about to hit him in the face, the imprisoned boss seemed to finally react and yelled: "In the training base! Hound dog! "Training base." The man's voice became weaker and weaker, as if he was afraid that the

A Russian pilot rescued a lost bear cub. A year later, the bear was deceived by his boss and almost died in the Colosseum.

06/28 1457

As we all know, there is no experience. A laborer on the subway during the morning rush hour. Not everyone has the opportunity to bump into it. At least I got off the bus, so it’s not a loss. I got an extra piece of bread when I took the subway. - DayDayNews

As we all know, there is no experience. A laborer on the subway during the morning rush hour. Not everyone has the opportunity to bump into it. At least I got off the bus, so it’s not a loss. I got an extra piece of bread when I took the subway.

Did you catch a handsome guy's penis on the subway? Hahaha, I really can’t bear to look at it.

06/29 1876

When netizens meet for the first time, most of the situations are like this! After 10 a.m., the women dress up and the men prepare their money. When we meet, the woman pretends to be embarrassed, and the man usually praises the woman for being prettier than the photo, and then th - DayDayNews

When netizens meet for the first time, most of the situations are like this! After 10 a.m., the women dress up and the men prepare their money. When we meet, the woman pretends to be embarrassed, and the man usually praises the woman for being prettier than the photo, and then th

What do lovers do when they meet for the first time? How will the plot develop? A moment of relaxation. High EQ funny version

06/29 1738

# punchcardchallengebureau# If you are not married and I am not married in ten years, then we will be too miserable. It is really too miserable. Girl, be careful. I am afraid that you will turn over. Why did the girl drink alone? Is she out of love? The floor of your house is rea - DayDayNews

# punchcardchallengebureau# If you are not married and I am not married in ten years, then we will be too miserable. It is really too miserable. Girl, be careful. I am afraid that you will turn over. Why did the girl drink alone? Is she out of love? The floor of your house is rea

Are you three playing tricks? take me one

06/28 1888

Later I want to see how you still wear the mask. Dogs have grown up following sheep and sheep, and they don’t even know what they eat. I went out to sell my stall again today, and it was another day full of hope. - DayDayNews

Later I want to see how you still wear the mask. Dogs have grown up following sheep and sheep, and they don’t even know what they eat. I went out to sell my stall again today, and it was another day full of hope.

God replied: Merchant, are you asleep? I can not sleep! The merchant's reply made me laugh out loud in the middle of the night

06/28 1018

1. Lifeguard: "I have been watching you for a long time, please don't pee in the swimming pool!" Xiao Ming: "But everyone is peeing in it?" Lifeguard: "But no one is standing on the platform to pee like you! ”2. Use one sentence to prove that engineers are under great pressure. " - DayDayNews

1. Lifeguard: "I have been watching you for a long time, please don't pee in the swimming pool!" Xiao Ming: "But everyone is peeing in it?" Lifeguard: "But no one is standing on the platform to pee like you! ”2. Use one sentence to prove that engineers are under great pressure. "

Today’s joke (8)

06/29 1397

They designed it, they know how to get out. It made me faint. Do watermelons grow on trees? Everyone has their own opinion. Do you think dragons exist in the world? - DayDayNews

They designed it, they know how to get out. It made me faint. Do watermelons grow on trees? Everyone has their own opinion. Do you think dragons exist in the world?

"A girl goes out on the street wearing a balloon costume. What will happen if she accidentally gets popped?" This is too bold, right?

07/03 1548

Nonsense question: I have a question, why in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the two generals did not know each other before the battle, so why no one gave false names to scare the other side away, and suppressed them mentally. For example, when Jiang Wei fought against Xu Hua - DayDayNews

Nonsense question: I have a question, why in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the two generals did not know each other before the battle, so why no one gave false names to scare the other side away, and suppressed them mentally. For example, when Jiang Wei fought against Xu Hua

God replied: Do you have any questions about the chat history between me and my boss?

07/03 1677

God replied: The rules of the world are that if you don’t contact someone for three days, you will break up automatically. God’s comment, this is different from what I understand. Word of the day: Never envy someone else's life, even if that person seems happy and prosperous. - DayDayNews

God replied: The rules of the world are that if you don’t contact someone for three days, you will break up automatically. God’s comment, this is different from what I understand. Word of the day: Never envy someone else's life, even if that person seems happy and prosperous.

God’s reply: The rules of the world are: if you don’t contact us for three days, you will break up automatically.

07/03 1471

Is this security guard here to experience life? This birthmark affects the appearance too much. It’s another day to make a lot of money, but unfortunately I forgot to bring gas. When I saw the toilet, I resigned on the first day I entered the factory. - DayDayNews

Is this security guard here to experience life? This birthmark affects the appearance too much. It’s another day to make a lot of money, but unfortunately I forgot to bring gas. When I saw the toilet, I resigned on the first day I entered the factory.

God replied, I saw the toilet and resigned on the first day I entered the factory.

07/02 1002

01 Changzhou during the day and Hangzhou at night 02 Stop talking to me like this. 03 I live in barbecued pork buns 04 Everyone’s achievements are inseparable from their own personal efforts. 05 It turns out that man really loves you. 06 "The First Day of Miscarriage" "Love Lunch - DayDayNews

01 Changzhou during the day and Hangzhou at night 02 Stop talking to me like this. 03 I live in barbecued pork buns 04 Everyone’s achievements are inseparable from their own personal efforts. 05 It turns out that man really loves you. 06 "The First Day of Miscarriage" "Love Lunch

God replied: Girl, do you know what the words on the clothes mean? Confident girls are the most beautiful

07/02 1629

1. The general manager is sitting in his lawyer's office. The lawyer asked: "Do you want to hear the good news first, or the bad news first?" "Tell me the good news first," the general manager said eagerly. "Your wife found a photo worth $500,000." "Great," the general manager sa - DayDayNews

1. The general manager is sitting in his lawyer's office. The lawyer asked: "Do you want to hear the good news first, or the bad news first?" "Tell me the good news first," the general manager said eagerly. "Your wife found a photo worth $500,000." "Great," the general manager sa

Funny pictures: Internet buzzwords that men would kill to know

07/02 1943

The early admissions for the 2022 College Entrance Examination have ended. The admission scores for colleges and universities with a certain future, such as the Military Academy, the Police Academy, and the Publicly Funded Normal School, all have very high admission scores. Most - DayDayNews

The early admissions for the 2022 College Entrance Examination have ended. The admission scores for colleges and universities with a certain future, such as the Military Academy, the Police Academy, and the Publicly Funded Normal School, all have very high admission scores. Most

An analysis of Sichuan's public security joint examination recruitment in the past three years shows that Sichuan Police College accounts for about 95%, and positions are determined by grades.

07/03 1917

In the early morning, a ray of orange sunshine shines into the house through the window, and the beautiful songs of birds can also be heard outside the window. Rub your sleepy eyes, stretch and cheer up to dispel the sleepiness of the whole night, and welcome another beautiful da - DayDayNews

In the early morning, a ray of orange sunshine shines into the house through the window, and the beautiful songs of birds can also be heard outside the window. Rub your sleepy eyes, stretch and cheer up to dispel the sleepiness of the whole night, and welcome another beautiful da

The stars and this world are one

07/03 1455

Too many people don’t believe it and don’t understand it: a weak mother became a merchant, a strong father became a minister, a wealthy family stayed in their place of origin, and a poor family left for another place. - DayDayNews

Too many people don’t believe it and don’t understand it: a weak mother became a merchant, a strong father became a minister, a wealthy family stayed in their place of origin, and a poor family left for another place.

Heartfelt words given to the destined ones

07/03 1702

There is perhaps nothing more desirable in this world than living a life of escape from reality. In everyone's heart, there is a dream of seclusion away from the hustle and bustle. Either by the lake, or among the mountains and forests, or on the top of the hills. Those cabin hot - DayDayNews

There is perhaps nothing more desirable in this world than living a life of escape from reality. In everyone's heart, there is a dream of seclusion away from the hustle and bustle. Either by the lake, or among the mountains and forests, or on the top of the hills. Those cabin hot

8 cabins you can’t miss on vacation around Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai

07/03 1632

Return to nature and soak in the mountains and rivers. I posted the photo on social networks, and many people guessed it was Thousand Island Lake, and some people guessed it was the snow-free mountain version of Switzerland... Most of them couldn't recognize that this place is in - DayDayNews

Return to nature and soak in the mountains and rivers. I posted the photo on social networks, and many people guessed it was Thousand Island Lake, and some people guessed it was the snow-free mountain version of Switzerland... Most of them couldn't recognize that this place is in

Get the same Swiss autumn and winter vacation secrets without leaving the city! A wooden house on the lake that is directly accessible by subway

07/03 1649

1. All-steel (aluminum-magnesium alloy), steel (aluminum) alloy raw materials or alloy surface forming formwork have been gradually used on a large scale in all-steel large formwork for engineering construction in China since the 1980s. The actual usage, especially in civil build - DayDayNews

1. All-steel (aluminum-magnesium alloy), steel (aluminum) alloy raw materials or alloy surface forming formwork have been gradually used on a large scale in all-steel large formwork for engineering construction in China since the 1980s. The actual usage, especially in civil build

The development of various building plastic formwork on the building formwork stage

07/03 1077