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1. "Lifelong Favorite" Before the age of 1, you can eat and sleep whenever you want. At 10 years old, I know who I like. At the age of 20, I don’t know who I love. At the age of 30, I know that love cannot be spoken casually. At the age of 40, I feel like I can’t think about love - DayDayNews

1. "Lifelong Favorite" Before the age of 1, you can eat and sleep whenever you want. At 10 years old, I know who I like. At the age of 20, I don’t know who I love. At the age of 30, I know that love cannot be spoken casually. At the age of 40, I feel like I can’t think about love

A series of jokes (259)

06/30 1686

When the market was about to end, the donkey seller said to the fellow villagers: "Whoever can make this donkey laugh or cry, I will give it to him for free." When everyone heard this, they became interested and started talking. After helping the people, no one made the donkey la - DayDayNews

When the market was about to end, the donkey seller said to the fellow villagers: "Whoever can make this donkey laugh or cry, I will give it to him for free." When everyone heard this, they became interested and started talking. After helping the people, no one made the donkey la

Who is bigger?

07/01 1105

# funny大奖# (Wang Xiutian/Text) Friends, when you read this title, you think I am too ignorant, right? How could you write such a shallow and vulgar article? Yes, you are right to question. But please patiently listen to me tell the following true story! - DayDayNews

# funny大奖# (Wang Xiutian/Text) Friends, when you read this title, you think I am too ignorant, right? How could you write such a shallow and vulgar article? Yes, you are right to question. But please patiently listen to me tell the following true story!

I just learned that this is how twins are born

06/30 1407

As we all know, there is no experience. A laborer on the subway during the morning rush hour. Not everyone has the opportunity to bump into it. At least I got off the bus, so it’s not a loss. I got an extra piece of bread when I took the subway. - DayDayNews

As we all know, there is no experience. A laborer on the subway during the morning rush hour. Not everyone has the opportunity to bump into it. At least I got off the bus, so it’s not a loss. I got an extra piece of bread when I took the subway.

Did you catch a handsome guy's penis on the subway? Hahaha, I really can’t bear to look at it.

06/29 1876

I was afraid that being too late would cause embarrassment. And as we all know, there is no experience. A laborer on the subway during the morning rush hour. At least I got off the bus, so it’s not a loss. I got an extra piece of bread when I took the subway. - DayDayNews

I was afraid that being too late would cause embarrassment. And as we all know, there is no experience. A laborer on the subway during the morning rush hour. At least I got off the bus, so it’s not a loss. I got an extra piece of bread when I took the subway.

I pinched a handsome guy's PP on the subway, and the result... I couldn't bear to look at the effort.

06/30 1013

It’s really hard for people to imagine how good-looking a person can be. I don't know what this is, I'm pretty young. You can also try it and you will know whether it is true or false. - DayDayNews

It’s really hard for people to imagine how good-looking a person can be. I don't know what this is, I'm pretty young. You can also try it and you will know whether it is true or false.

Hilarious commentary: I have been dating a new Russian girl for two months, but this girl is somewhat Northeastern.

06/30 1608

"If I take this sword away, will anything happen to the bridge?" Hahaha, netizens commented! "Why do bald people prefer to grow a ring of hair instead of having a bald head?" Hahaha Shenjing is a talent. He thought the same way back then. Why are all the cashiers in Internet cafe - DayDayNews

"If I take this sword away, will anything happen to the bridge?" Hahaha, netizens commented! "Why do bald people prefer to grow a ring of hair instead of having a bald head?" Hahaha Shenjing is a talent. He thought the same way back then. Why are all the cashiers in Internet cafe

You didn't go fishing yesterday, you should have gone fishing for people, so you caught them

06/28 1770

1. Lifeguard: "I have been watching you for a long time, please don't pee in the swimming pool!" Xiao Ming: "But everyone is peeing in it?" Lifeguard: "But no one is standing on the platform to pee like you! ”2. Use one sentence to prove that engineers are under great pressure. " - DayDayNews

1. Lifeguard: "I have been watching you for a long time, please don't pee in the swimming pool!" Xiao Ming: "But everyone is peeing in it?" Lifeguard: "But no one is standing on the platform to pee like you! ”2. Use one sentence to prove that engineers are under great pressure. "

Today’s joke (8)

06/29 1397

She nodded excitedly and agreed. Shangguan Xuanyuan held her in his arms like a treasure and was reluctant to let go. Cui's father and Cui's mother came over to hold their daughter. Cui Muyu and Cui Muyang hurriedly came to the rescue and pulled their parents away. - DayDayNews

She nodded excitedly and agreed. Shangguan Xuanyuan held her in his arms like a treasure and was reluctant to let go. Cui's father and Cui's mother came over to hold their daughter. Cui Muyu and Cui Muyang hurriedly came to the rescue and pulled their parents away.

Novel The South Wind Blowing Falling Flowers (46. Happy Events in the Flower Field)

07/01 1008

When netizens meet for the first time, most of the situations are like this! After 10 a.m., the women dress up and the men prepare their money. When we meet, the woman pretends to be embarrassed, and the man usually praises the woman for being prettier than the photo, and then th - DayDayNews

When netizens meet for the first time, most of the situations are like this! After 10 a.m., the women dress up and the men prepare their money. When we meet, the woman pretends to be embarrassed, and the man usually praises the woman for being prettier than the photo, and then th

What do lovers do when they meet for the first time? How will the plot develop? A moment of relaxation. High EQ funny version

06/29 1738

I have been in Northwest China for more than ten years, and I still can’t understand some of the language. Today the old man across from me knocked on the door. I opened the door and said, "Oh, Uncle Zhang, come in and please sit down!" - DayDayNews

I have been in Northwest China for more than ten years, and I still can’t understand some of the language. Today the old man across from me knocked on the door. I opened the door and said, "Oh, Uncle Zhang, come in and please sit down!"

Another joke caused by language differences

07/05 1876

04 I want to find a girlfriend, I will take care of all the housework, I can cook brown sugar water, my parents can swim, and I will protect you during difficult childbirth. 10 What is the name of this kind of shooting? 12 Why is everyone wearing blindfolds? Were they all beaten? - DayDayNews

04 I want to find a girlfriend, I will take care of all the housework, I can cook brown sugar water, my parents can swim, and I will protect you during difficult childbirth. 10 What is the name of this kind of shooting? 12 Why is everyone wearing blindfolds? Were they all beaten?

God’s reply: After 2000, I reorganized my workplace and ended up getting fired? It’s really heartbreaking and a little funny! Ha ha

07/05 1776

1. Hilarious Xiao Ming’s classic joke. Xiao Ming went to Wal-Mart’s Sam’s store to buy something. When he checked out, he gave the cashier MM a 100 bill. After the cashier calmly collected the money, he asked Xiao Ming with a smile, “Are you paying with Alipay or using Alipay?” p - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious Xiao Ming’s classic joke. Xiao Ming went to Wal-Mart’s Sam’s store to buy something. When he checked out, he gave the cashier MM a 100 bill. After the cashier calmly collected the money, he asked Xiao Ming with a smile, “Are you paying with Alipay or using Alipay?” p

Hilarious Xiao Ming’s classic bad jokes, classic embarrassing sister funny jokes

07/05 1292

1. A hilarious classic joke about a la carte. The quadratic function often laughs at the linear function, but the linear function never understood the reason until one day the cubic function cried and told it: "That's because we have no lower limit!" Let's go out to a restaurant - DayDayNews

1. A hilarious classic joke about a la carte. The quadratic function often laughs at the linear function, but the linear function never understood the reason until one day the cubic function cried and told it: "That's because we have no lower limit!" Let's go out to a restaurant

Hilarious classic jokes about ordering food, hilarious jokes about embarrassing things in class

07/05 1537

Okay, now the whole Internet knows that you have a girlfriend. Gouzi: Isn't this as inspiring as the carp leaping over the dragon's gate? I thought I was looking down upon you by hugging a woman. - DayDayNews

Okay, now the whole Internet knows that you have a girlfriend. Gouzi: Isn't this as inspiring as the carp leaping over the dragon's gate? I thought I was looking down upon you by hugging a woman.

"The silicone doll was mistaken for a hidden corpse, and the landlord was so frightened that he called the police!" Netizen: It's really too bad...

07/05 1712

1. It doesn’t matter that we don’t know each other. It’s a very hot day and we’ll get to know each other in a short while. 2. I'm really fed up with this weather. Others kill the moon, kidnap the moon, and sell the moon. I'm going to blow up the sun today. 3. In this weather, if - DayDayNews

1. It doesn’t matter that we don’t know each other. It’s a very hot day and we’ll get to know each other in a short while. 2. I'm really fed up with this weather. Others kill the moon, kidnap the moon, and sell the moon. I'm going to blow up the sun today. 3. In this weather, if

Copywriting for Moments | Copywriting for Moments complaining about the hot weather

07/04 1861

If you are an old drinker, then you must be aware of the "light bottle wine". "Bare bottle wine" has no messy exquisite packaging and you can directly see the bottle at a glance. Although it is a bit "rustic", almost every veteran wine drinker has drunk it. A long time ago, peopl - DayDayNews

If you are an old drinker, then you must be aware of the "light bottle wine". "Bare bottle wine" has no messy exquisite packaging and you can directly see the bottle at a glance. Although it is a bit "rustic", almost every veteran wine drinker has drunk it. A long time ago, peopl

China's four major "light bottle liquors" are all made from 100% high-quality pure grains. Unfortunately, few people have tasted them all.

07/05 1738

As the release day approaches, the content of the book is slowly revealed, but what people didn't expect is that with just a little spoiler, the book caused a sensation in the British media like a powder keg. Otherwise, just for the straightforward tearing apart of Kate and Willi - DayDayNews

As the release day approaches, the content of the book is slowly revealed, but what people didn't expect is that with just a little spoiler, the book caused a sensation in the British media like a powder keg. Otherwise, just for the straightforward tearing apart of Kate and Willi

Meghan's new book rips off Kate: You look down on me and never considered me a friend! Kate: That’s nonsense.

07/05 2000

Since entering the ambush, as the temperature in various places has continued to rise, with the temperature approaching 40 degrees Celsius, I finally feel the scorching sun. My body is very tired every day, and I often sweat, which takes away the nutritional value of the body. Ma - DayDayNews

Since entering the ambush, as the temperature in various places has continued to rise, with the temperature approaching 40 degrees Celsius, I finally feel the scorching sun. My body is very tired every day, and I often sweat, which takes away the nutritional value of the body. Ma

After entering the ambush, don’t forget to eat “this dish”. It’s refreshing, satiating, and extremely nutritious. It would be a shame not to eat it.

07/05 1622

The dog days of summer are the time when moisture is most likely to accumulate in the body. The weather outside is extremely hot. The air conditioner at home can only be relieved by running the air conditioner. Eating iced watermelon popsicles while the air conditioner is blowing - DayDayNews

The dog days of summer are the time when moisture is most likely to accumulate in the body. The weather outside is extremely hot. The air conditioner at home can only be relieved by running the air conditioner. Eating iced watermelon popsicles while the air conditioner is blowing

In the dog days of summer, the temperature is hot and humid. It is recommended to eat more of these 3 kinds of food to remove dampness and prevent heatstroke and have a healthy summer.

07/05 1732

July 16 is the first day of the ambush, marking the arrival of the hottest season of the year. In many places in our country, there is a custom of eating mutton in ambush, and there is also a folk saying that "mutton competes with ginseng in June (lunar calendar)". The hot, white - DayDayNews

July 16 is the first day of the ambush, marking the arrival of the hottest season of the year. In many places in our country, there is a custom of eating mutton in ambush, and there is also a folk saying that "mutton competes with ginseng in June (lunar calendar)". The hot, white

Mutton and ginseng, is your hometown's "Half Year" festival?

07/05 1135

As a fashionable new mother, based on the principle of "scientific parenting", I read all kinds of books and articles related to scientific confinement and scientific parenting during my pregnancy, thinking that I could not make any mistakes. On the day after I gave birth, I lay - DayDayNews

As a fashionable new mother, based on the principle of "scientific parenting", I read all kinds of books and articles related to scientific confinement and scientific parenting during my pregnancy, thinking that I could not make any mistakes. On the day after I gave birth, I lay

Don’t do these things during confinement, you’ll regret it so much

07/05 1084