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Even if I climb up, I still can't reach it. I save three things a day: save money, trouble and worry. Do they recognize words by their length? Maybe it was the bottom of a beer bottle. You don’t let minors play games now. Let’s see what you do when you become minors! - DayDayNews

Even if I climb up, I still can't reach it. I save three things a day: save money, trouble and worry. Do they recognize words by their length? Maybe it was the bottom of a beer bottle. You don’t let minors play games now. Let’s see what you do when you become minors!

Suddenly I felt a huge duck power ~ Daily Comments Award for Hilarious Pictures

06/28 1586

My boyfriend gave me a Gucci bag and I was so scared that I cried after opening it. Hahaha, which year is this style? I won’t go into details and let Zi Xi feel it. Hahaha, it looks like a grape monster. - DayDayNews

My boyfriend gave me a Gucci bag and I was so scared that I cried after opening it. Hahaha, which year is this style? I won’t go into details and let Zi Xi feel it. Hahaha, it looks like a grape monster.

My boyfriend gave me a Gucci bag, and I was so scared that I cried after opening it! I never thought anyone would dare to buy it

06/28 1175

1. Lifeguard: "I have been watching you for a long time, please don't pee in the swimming pool!" Xiao Ming: "But everyone is peeing in it?" Lifeguard: "But no one is standing on the platform to pee like you! ”2. Use one sentence to prove that engineers are under great pressure. " - DayDayNews

1. Lifeguard: "I have been watching you for a long time, please don't pee in the swimming pool!" Xiao Ming: "But everyone is peeing in it?" Lifeguard: "But no one is standing on the platform to pee like you! ”2. Use one sentence to prove that engineers are under great pressure. "

Today’s joke (8)

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I was afraid that being too late would cause embarrassment. And as we all know, there is no experience. A laborer on the subway during the morning rush hour. At least I got off the bus, so it’s not a loss. I got an extra piece of bread when I took the subway. - DayDayNews

I was afraid that being too late would cause embarrassment. And as we all know, there is no experience. A laborer on the subway during the morning rush hour. At least I got off the bus, so it’s not a loss. I got an extra piece of bread when I took the subway.

I pinched a handsome guy's PP on the subway, and the result... I couldn't bear to look at the effort.

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Before you read this article, you can click "Follow" and you can receive all kinds of hilarious content for free in the future. Thank you for your attention. God’s reply: [Shadow question] My arms suddenly grew a lot, what should I do? , I'm on the roadside, where are you? Commen - DayDayNews

Before you read this article, you can click "Follow" and you can receive all kinds of hilarious content for free in the future. Thank you for your attention. God’s reply: [Shadow question] My arms suddenly grew a lot, what should I do? , I'm on the roadside, where are you? Commen

God’s reply: What do boyfriends usually think about when girls take a shower?

06/28 1361

My girlfriend sent me photos and said that she had successfully lost weight, but why do I feel like she has transferred the fat? Hahaha! After all, everyone has their own sleeping habits, such as teeth grinding and snoring while sleeping, but this girl actually likes to sleep wit - DayDayNews

My girlfriend sent me photos and said that she had successfully lost weight, but why do I feel like she has transferred the fat? Hahaha! After all, everyone has their own sleeping habits, such as teeth grinding and snoring while sleeping, but this girl actually likes to sleep wit

Girl, don’t wear leather pants on such a hot day. The reflection will look so embarrassing.

06/28 1880

Today’s funny jokes 01via: @Benxian will find a boyfriend under the steps for himself, which is quite cute. 02via: @Meme Jesse I’m afraid of getting rich overnight! - DayDayNews

Today’s funny jokes 01via: @Benxian will find a boyfriend under the steps for himself, which is quite cute. 02via: @Meme Jesse I’m afraid of getting rich overnight!

How do you calm someone down when they lose their temper? Hahaha, it’s quite cute to find a boyfriend for yourself under the stairs.

06/28 1707

# punchcardchallengebureau# If you are not married and I am not married in ten years, then we will be too miserable. It is really too miserable. Girl, be careful. I am afraid that you will turn over. Why did the girl drink alone? Is she out of love? The floor of your house is rea - DayDayNews

# punchcardchallengebureau# If you are not married and I am not married in ten years, then we will be too miserable. It is really too miserable. Girl, be careful. I am afraid that you will turn over. Why did the girl drink alone? Is she out of love? The floor of your house is rea

Are you three playing tricks? take me one

06/28 1888

1. "Lifelong Favorite" Before the age of 1, you can eat and sleep whenever you want. At 10 years old, I know who I like. At the age of 20, I don’t know who I love. At the age of 30, I know that love cannot be spoken casually. At the age of 40, I feel like I can’t think about love - DayDayNews

1. "Lifelong Favorite" Before the age of 1, you can eat and sleep whenever you want. At 10 years old, I know who I like. At the age of 20, I don’t know who I love. At the age of 30, I know that love cannot be spoken casually. At the age of 40, I feel like I can’t think about love

A series of jokes (259)

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It’s really hard for people to imagine how good-looking a person can be. I don't know what this is, I'm pretty young. You can also try it and you will know whether it is true or false. - DayDayNews

It’s really hard for people to imagine how good-looking a person can be. I don't know what this is, I'm pretty young. You can also try it and you will know whether it is true or false.

Hilarious commentary: I have been dating a new Russian girl for two months, but this girl is somewhat Northeastern.

06/30 1608

They designed it, they know how to get out. It made me faint. Do watermelons grow on trees? Everyone has their own opinion. Do you think dragons exist in the world? - DayDayNews

They designed it, they know how to get out. It made me faint. Do watermelons grow on trees? Everyone has their own opinion. Do you think dragons exist in the world?

"A girl goes out on the street wearing a balloon costume. What will happen if she accidentally gets popped?" This is too bold, right?

07/03 1548

Nonsense question: I have a question, why in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the two generals did not know each other before the battle, so why no one gave false names to scare the other side away, and suppressed them mentally. For example, when Jiang Wei fought against Xu Hua - DayDayNews

Nonsense question: I have a question, why in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the two generals did not know each other before the battle, so why no one gave false names to scare the other side away, and suppressed them mentally. For example, when Jiang Wei fought against Xu Hua

God replied: Do you have any questions about the chat history between me and my boss?

07/03 1677

God replied: The rules of the world are that if you don’t contact someone for three days, you will break up automatically. God’s comment, this is different from what I understand. Word of the day: Never envy someone else's life, even if that person seems happy and prosperous. - DayDayNews

God replied: The rules of the world are that if you don’t contact someone for three days, you will break up automatically. God’s comment, this is different from what I understand. Word of the day: Never envy someone else's life, even if that person seems happy and prosperous.

God’s reply: The rules of the world are: if you don’t contact us for three days, you will break up automatically.

07/03 1471

Is this security guard here to experience life? This birthmark affects the appearance too much. It’s another day to make a lot of money, but unfortunately I forgot to bring gas. When I saw the toilet, I resigned on the first day I entered the factory. - DayDayNews

Is this security guard here to experience life? This birthmark affects the appearance too much. It’s another day to make a lot of money, but unfortunately I forgot to bring gas. When I saw the toilet, I resigned on the first day I entered the factory.

God replied, I saw the toilet and resigned on the first day I entered the factory.

07/02 1002

01 Changzhou during the day and Hangzhou at night 02 Stop talking to me like this. 03 I live in barbecued pork buns 04 Everyone’s achievements are inseparable from their own personal efforts. 05 It turns out that man really loves you. 06 "The First Day of Miscarriage" "Love Lunch - DayDayNews

01 Changzhou during the day and Hangzhou at night 02 Stop talking to me like this. 03 I live in barbecued pork buns 04 Everyone’s achievements are inseparable from their own personal efforts. 05 It turns out that man really loves you. 06 "The First Day of Miscarriage" "Love Lunch

God replied: Girl, do you know what the words on the clothes mean? Confident girls are the most beautiful

07/02 1629

1. The general manager is sitting in his lawyer's office. The lawyer asked: "Do you want to hear the good news first, or the bad news first?" "Tell me the good news first," the general manager said eagerly. "Your wife found a photo worth $500,000." "Great," the general manager sa - DayDayNews

1. The general manager is sitting in his lawyer's office. The lawyer asked: "Do you want to hear the good news first, or the bad news first?" "Tell me the good news first," the general manager said eagerly. "Your wife found a photo worth $500,000." "Great," the general manager sa

Funny pictures: Internet buzzwords that men would kill to know

07/02 1943

Loaded with a boat full of autumn colors, the lake is spread over ten miles. When the cold dew has arrived, the autumn mood has gradually begun. Nature has begun another style. Sunrise, sea of clouds, terraced fields, and sunset are all in Jinhua. There are batches of good B&Bs - DayDayNews

Loaded with a boat full of autumn colors, the lake is spread over ten miles. When the cold dew has arrived, the autumn mood has gradually begun. Nature has begun another style. Sunrise, sea of clouds, terraced fields, and sunset are all in Jinhua. There are batches of good B&Bs

Check out the positive reviews list ⑫ | The unique B&Bs you yearn for are gathered here, including Utopia, Wild Luxury Courtyard, and Listening to Water on the Clouds

07/03 1639

Kaifeng County Street Primary School in Kaifeng City firmly establishes the "health first" work policy in daily education and teaching work, attaches great importance to the education of students' physical and mental health, and pays attention to students' daily nutritional balan - DayDayNews

Kaifeng County Street Primary School in Kaifeng City firmly establishes the "health first" work policy in daily education and teaching work, attaches great importance to the education of students' physical and mental health, and pays attention to students' daily nutritional balan

Kaifeng County Street Primary School in Kaifeng City won the 2022 National Nutrition and Health Demonstration School

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Wang Simiao 1. That time, my heart was pounding. Original manuscript: A big dog suddenly stood up and rushed towards me. I screamed and ran away. As I ran, I thought: "Oh my God! This dog has become a spirit." It’s so scary!” In a panic, my book jumped out of my bag, and my water - DayDayNews

Wang Simiao 1. That time, my heart was pounding. Original manuscript: A big dog suddenly stood up and rushed towards me. I screamed and ran away. As I ran, I thought: "Oh my God! This dog has become a spirit." It’s so scary!” In a panic, my book jumped out of my bag, and my water

Special training in composition: Heart pounding

07/03 1936

The early admissions for the 2022 College Entrance Examination have ended. The admission scores for colleges and universities with a certain future, such as the Military Academy, the Police Academy, and the Publicly Funded Normal School, all have very high admission scores. Most - DayDayNews

The early admissions for the 2022 College Entrance Examination have ended. The admission scores for colleges and universities with a certain future, such as the Military Academy, the Police Academy, and the Publicly Funded Normal School, all have very high admission scores. Most

An analysis of Sichuan's public security joint examination recruitment in the past three years shows that Sichuan Police College accounts for about 95%, and positions are determined by grades.

07/03 1917

In the early morning, a ray of orange sunshine shines into the house through the window, and the beautiful songs of birds can also be heard outside the window. Rub your sleepy eyes, stretch and cheer up to dispel the sleepiness of the whole night, and welcome another beautiful da - DayDayNews

In the early morning, a ray of orange sunshine shines into the house through the window, and the beautiful songs of birds can also be heard outside the window. Rub your sleepy eyes, stretch and cheer up to dispel the sleepiness of the whole night, and welcome another beautiful da

The stars and this world are one

07/03 1455

Too many people don’t believe it and don’t understand it: a weak mother became a merchant, a strong father became a minister, a wealthy family stayed in their place of origin, and a poor family left for another place. - DayDayNews

Too many people don’t believe it and don’t understand it: a weak mother became a merchant, a strong father became a minister, a wealthy family stayed in their place of origin, and a poor family left for another place.

Heartfelt words given to the destined ones

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