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1. In class in winter, the teacher stood with his back to the stove and said to the students: Think twice before speaking, count to at least fifty times, and count to a hundred times for important things. The students rushed to count, and finally burst out in unison: ninety-eight - DayDayNews

1. In class in winter, the teacher stood with his back to the stove and said to the students: Think twice before speaking, count to at least fifty times, and count to a hundred times for important things. The students rushed to count, and finally burst out in unison: ninety-eight

Joke: You both stand, otherwise how can I drive?

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Who hasn’t encountered a few disgusting people or things in four years of college? Let’s experience what netizens shared: #The most disgusting thing I encountered in college#▼I was really sick! ▼Is there something wrong with such a person’s head? ? ? ▼Keep the mud on your body fo - DayDayNews

Who hasn’t encountered a few disgusting people or things in four years of college? Let’s experience what netizens shared: #The most disgusting thing I encountered in college#▼I was really sick! ▼Is there something wrong with such a person’s head? ? ? ▼Keep the mud on your body fo

"Someone pooped in a public bathroom?? What kind of devilish roommates are these!"

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What kind of roads are there in your city? Look at the picture below and you will understand something. The so-called art means that people cannot understand it. I didn't notice it at first, but now the more I look at it, the more wrong it becomes. - DayDayNews

What kind of roads are there in your city? Look at the picture below and you will understand something. The so-called art means that people cannot understand it. I didn't notice it at first, but now the more I look at it, the more wrong it becomes.

Hilarious comment: I wonder why the van is not black?

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Hilarious classic coworker funny joke: A coworker wants to have a second child, and persuades his son that having a younger brother or sister will bring many benefits: "I will play with you and be your little follower." - DayDayNews

Hilarious classic coworker funny joke: A coworker wants to have a second child, and persuades his son that having a younger brother or sister will bring many benefits: "I will play with you and be your little follower."

Hilarious classic colleagues funny jokes, embarrassing sleeping jokes

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The second bastard returned to his hometown just because his father wanted to return to the West. His scrawny father had refused to eat for several days. He was gasping for breath on the hospital bed, waiting to die—— - DayDayNews

The second bastard returned to his hometown just because his father wanted to return to the West. His scrawny father had refused to eat for several days. He was gasping for breath on the hospital bed, waiting to die——

Second Lai, go back to your hometown (Yu Lier's novel)

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When an old colleague resigned, everyone was very sad. She said: "For four years, every day from 9 am to 6 pm, we sat together for more than ten hours, not counting overtime. If we subtract the traffic time on the road and sleeping time at night, my husband and I were together. H - DayDayNews

When an old colleague resigned, everyone was very sad. She said: "For four years, every day from 9 am to 6 pm, we sat together for more than ten hours, not counting overtime. If we subtract the traffic time on the road and sleeping time at night, my husband and I were together. H

Happy joke: An old colleague resigned, and everyone was very sad

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1. Burr Martin deceived his daughter by recreating her selfies. 2. “My girlfriend’s dad sent this caption, ‘Can’t believe this guy left his GPS on his dashboard when he went to the store.’” 3. “We didn’t have 19 candles. My dad said cake It's my fourth birthday." 4. "My dad 'trie - DayDayNews

1. Burr Martin deceived his daughter by recreating her selfies. 2. “My girlfriend’s dad sent this caption, ‘Can’t believe this guy left his GPS on his dashboard when he went to the store.’” 3. “We didn’t have 19 candles. My dad said cake It's my fourth birthday." 4. "My dad 'trie

14 Photos That Prove "Dads Have the Best Sense of Sense"

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1. Classic funny wife jokes. The wife just gave birth to a daughter, and the husband is a little disappointed. The wife said: "Although she is a daughter, her nose and mouth look so much like yours! How beautiful!" The husband sighed: "Hey, the most important thing is that I stil - DayDayNews

1. Classic funny wife jokes. The wife just gave birth to a daughter, and the husband is a little disappointed. The wife said: "Although she is a daughter, her nose and mouth look so much like yours! How beautiful!" The husband sighed: "Hey, the most important thing is that I stil

Classic funny wife jokes, hilarious funny jokes about embarrassing things

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You actually lied to me, and the boat of friendship capsized instantly! The fries turned out to be polished! LV, abbreviated as donkey brand, has released a new bag! Why don't you buy one and take it home quickly? I wipe it! This time it’s really ugly! ! ! Are you all Liangshan h

You actually lied to me, and the boat of friendship capsized instantly

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It’s the weekend again, and today we will arrange a “Happy Cat Movie” for everyone to make everyone’s weekend happier. Cat: It’s really that long. I can prove that she has no legs. In reality, they are just thin and long. - DayDayNews

It’s the weekend again, and today we will arrange a “Happy Cat Movie” for everyone to make everyone’s weekend happier. Cat: It’s really that long. I can prove that she has no legs. In reality, they are just thin and long.

Don’t photoshop photos taken with cats, otherwise...hahahahahahahahaha

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Little cuties~ You can leave a like for Chuxun after taking the copy~ It would be better if you can comment, collect and repost~ʱªʱªʱª (ᕑᗢᓫ∗)˒狒 crab~ 1. Just graduated: I must step out of my comfort zone, after graduation: work hard Expand your comfort zone. 2. I used to be able - DayDayNews

Little cuties~ You can leave a like for Chuxun after taking the copy~ It would be better if you can comment, collect and repost~ʱªʱªʱª (ᕑᗢᓫ∗)˒狒 crab~ 1. Just graduated: I must step out of my comfort zone, after graduation: work hard Expand your comfort zone. 2. I used to be able

Copywriting｜Funny copywriting: The only thing in the world that keeps me from procrastinating is to charge my phone

05/18 1239

My wife and I have been married for almost a year and we are planning to have a baby. I lamented why milk powder is so expensive and not safe. My wife said something super classic: From now on, you drink from the left, the baby drinks from the right, and I eat alone. , our whole - DayDayNews

My wife and I have been married for almost a year and we are planning to have a baby. I lamented why milk powder is so expensive and not safe. My wife said something super classic: From now on, you drink from the left, the baby drinks from the right, and I eat alone. , our whole

Happy moment: Obviously making money is a very unhappy thing, so why do you still work so hard to make money?

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1. "Study and work hard" Grandma said to Xiao Ming: "You just play all day long and don't study hard at all. Just like your father, you are getting old." Xiao Ming asked: "Did Dad study very hard when he was young?". Grandma continued: "When your father was in the first grade of - DayDayNews

1. "Study and work hard" Grandma said to Xiao Ming: "You just play all day long and don't study hard at all. Just like your father, you are getting old." Xiao Ming asked: "Did Dad study very hard when he was young?". Grandma continued: "When your father was in the first grade of

A series of jokes (227)

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Why are you so embarrassed? I'll just pick up a bottle. I'll pick it up without delaying your photo taking. Brother, what kind of music are you listening to? Wash the client's hair well, so that the client can get high too. Use your abdominal muscles and Opening bottle caps with - DayDayNews

Why are you so embarrassed? I'll just pick up a bottle. I'll pick it up without delaying your photo taking. Brother, what kind of music are you listening to? Wash the client's hair well, so that the client can get high too. Use your abdominal muscles and Opening bottle caps with

"My girlfriend keeps playing games all night long, what should I do?" I can't keep people in my heart.

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That year, Tsinghua's admission score was 695, and I scored 69. The little master feels very tired in the exam today. It is probably because of the nightmare last night that disturbed his mind. He has been a little bored due to the numerous trivial matters recently. In addition, - DayDayNews

That year, Tsinghua's admission score was 695, and I scored 69. The little master feels very tired in the exam today. It is probably because of the nightmare last night that disturbed his mind. He has been a little bored due to the numerous trivial matters recently. In addition,

A collection of college entrance examination jokes that will make you cry until you cry

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No.1 Xiaoqiang is a troublemaker. When he is at home, he either breaks other people’s windows with a slingshot or scratches the paint on other people’s cars when they are not prepared. When he is at school, he either puts thumbtacks on classmates’ stools or pricks them. His butt - DayDayNews

No.1 Xiaoqiang is a troublemaker. When he is at home, he either breaks other people’s windows with a slingshot or scratches the paint on other people’s cars when they are not prepared. When he is at school, he either puts thumbtacks on classmates’ stools or pricks them. His butt

A joke about three naughty kids

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Many people have happy marriages, husband and wife love each other and are harmonious, their children are sensible and filial, and their families are harmonious. It is an enviable happy family. However, some couples are always arguing, complaining, and blaming each other, which m - DayDayNews

Many people have happy marriages, husband and wife love each other and are harmonious, their children are sensible and filial, and their families are harmonious. It is an enviable happy family. However, some couples are always arguing, complaining, and blaming each other, which m

The husband would rather sleep on the floor and play with his mobile phone than touch his wife. Why?

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Think about it, whether you are classmates at school or colleagues at the company, when they first met you, were they all polite and no one would bully you right away? But why do these people who seem friendly at first slowly turn into bullies as they get to know each other bette - DayDayNews

Think about it, whether you are classmates at school or colleagues at the company, when they first met you, were they all polite and no one would bully you right away? But why do these people who seem friendly at first slowly turn into bullies as they get to know each other bette

Learn these three methods so that others will never dare to bully you again

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Security, for me at the conscious level, exists in both material and spiritual ways. It was also one of the factors that once influenced the important direction of my life. The sage once said that the economic base determines the superstructure. Guanzi also said that if you have - DayDayNews

Security, for me at the conscious level, exists in both material and spiritual ways. It was also one of the factors that once influenced the important direction of my life. The sage once said that the economic base determines the superstructure. Guanzi also said that if you have

Feeling safe

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For those who play Legend World, their favorite thing is definitely the guild battle. In the legendary world, winning the Sand City and becoming the ruler of the Sand City is the highest honor of all guilds. - DayDayNews

For those who play Legend World, their favorite thing is definitely the guild battle. In the legendary world, winning the Sand City and becoming the ruler of the Sand City is the highest honor of all guilds.

Legendary World: In the guild back then, one person fought 50 people alone! Become famous in one battle

05/18 1655

Our Chinese civilization has been inherited for about five thousand years, but do you know who the founder of each dynasty was? Yu, surnamed Si, was the surname of the Queen of Xia. He was the founding king of the Xia Dynasty and established the capital of Yangcheng. His main ach - DayDayNews

Our Chinese civilization has been inherited for about five thousand years, but do you know who the founder of each dynasty was? Yu, surnamed Si, was the surname of the Queen of Xia. He was the founding king of the Xia Dynasty and established the capital of Yangcheng. His main ach

Do you know all the founders of dynasties in Chinese history?

05/18 1591

In the sixth year of Jingyao of the Shu Han Dynasty (AD 263), the Shu Han regime founded by Liu Bei perished. When a country dies, a group of its old dignitaries will naturally be unlucky, and Shu Han is no exception. What is more typical is that the family of Guan Yu, the patria - DayDayNews

In the sixth year of Jingyao of the Shu Han Dynasty (AD 263), the Shu Han regime founded by Liu Bei perished. When a country dies, a group of its old dignitaries will naturally be unlucky, and Shu Han is no exception. What is more typical is that the family of Guan Yu, the patria

Why was the Guan Yu family destroyed after the fall of the Shu Han Dynasty? Will Pang avenge his father? There is actually a hidden story behind it

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