As a western cowboy, I am a cowboy. Don't ask me why I don't use a gun, because my head is better than a gun. Leave a big gap. This is the shadow of my past. Just imagine that when you are having fun, there is a face looking at you from over there and asking: "Brother, do you hav

As a western cowboy, I am a cowboy. Don't ask me why I don't use a gun, because my head is better than a gun.

Volvo is known as the tank in cars, and it's not called it for nothing. Those who want to "try their luck" in the future should stay away from it

Boiling water is boiling water. When has it been described as blooming? Next time when you change your name, remember to remind me

If I have 100,000 special forces , I should let them all borrow online loans for me, and then let me go to work in the factory, and I will use the withdrawals

Puberty Part 1 Fire is normal. How to get rid of fire in adolescence is a matter of knowledge.

No one can succeed casually. Those who stand at the top have always overcome obstacles and suffered many scars on the road of struggle.

Leaving a big gap is what I used to be. Shadow, imagine that when you are having fun, there is a face looking at you from over there and asking: "Brother, do you have more paper?"

If this girl is interested in you, you don't need any reason. If she is not interested, ten thousand All the reasons are useless

I always thought that paper cranes were soaring in the sky, bringing the blessings of your loved ones to you. Only when I saw a long-legged paper crane did I realize my knowledge. How narrow-minded

Hello, I am the Fujian Baozi Forest, Huang Feihong , drink without Feng

Fat Tiger, don’t run away, we will take you to a fun place. If you go to that place, you won’t want to come back. !

Don’t say 500 million, I will agree to 50 million. I want to grow a mouth on my forehead. No one should have any objections!

As someone with mysophobia and obsessive-compulsive disorder, I had the urge to rush in and help her tidy up

I held this picture for half an hour when I was 30 years old. This dog head is here. Now that I am 18 years old, I started holding my breath again. It's still here.

Next time, find a conspicuous place to shout from the highest building in the community. No one may be able to see it when standing on the tree.

Don't ask what the white pipe is for. Wait until you give them a bad review. knew. Ask, they all say it is used for diving

For such employees, the boss has always readily agreed to ask for leave. There is no need to give yourself a funeral just for a leave note.

B blood type . I am allergic to cephalosporins. With such a constitution, I will not be able to do it next time. I went to drink beer with her, try a white one instead.

The aunts in the countryside gather together and can study the next election in the United States, but they are still a little bit behind the Chaoyang District aunts.

I support the courageous thing, if it really happens When something like this happens, listen to Lawyer Zhang, you are just running.

I have heard stories like this a few years ago. There are actually people doing this. It has been three years and that person has not come out.

Do you know any professional pet training institutions? Let your pet learn to wash, cook, and serve tea and water in one week. Go and try it!

Brother, you are a talent. Since you have such an idea, you can try to design one yourself. Design it according to the model of a tricycle.

Not to mention the dense number of blind dates in it, just take one back and you will become a fairy. Have you ever seen anyone who is over a thousand years old or almost two thousand years old?

Once upon a time, I just stepped into the Canyon of Kings, killing three and five in it with full confidence. After I upgraded to gold, one day I met the man in my life: Lanling King .He taught me how to dress up as a man.

As an Asian male god, Uncle Wang has always been my idol. He is upright, humorous and confident, but one thing is bad. He is outspoken. This is the third time he has been admitted to the hospital this month.

At his peak Tyson is invincible in the boxing world, let alone ten Tysons, but we also have to consider how many Siberian tiger can hold in its stomach, right?

trillion, this unit sounds very impressive. For example, my salary is 0.00000000001 trillion. Does it sound very high-end?

Every time I hear people from Chongqing talking, I feel very happy and very humorous

I don’t know what will happen if this Dongfeng kisses the Volvo above, but in any case, Audi is really embarrassed.

Adam discovered Newton discovered Apple, Jobs discovered Apple, and I discovered Apple: I can only eat one, too many to eat

Why can't I grab it after I quit my job? If you grab a dime, it's just a dime. If you don't grab it, you won't be at a loss. I grabbed the red envelope and then left the group, feeling happy

Let me put it this way, before I had a girlfriend, I was picture A, and after I had a girlfriend, I was picture B. Don’t ask why, after I got a girlfriend, I did all the hygiene