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i'd like a plain omelet | Jack Nicholson #movie #shorts #quotes #jacknicholson - DayDayNews

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Hello everyone, I write in vernacular, please pay attention if you like it. I woke up in the morning and was washing my clothes when I suddenly heard a crackling sound outside. It's raining. Rain in summer is so fast. It suddenly became a downpour. I remembered that my husband wa - DayDayNews

Hello everyone, I write in vernacular, please pay attention if you like it. I woke up in the morning and was washing my clothes when I suddenly heard a crackling sound outside. It's raining. Rain in summer is so fast. It suddenly became a downpour. I remembered that my husband wa

It's raining heavily today

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No.: 202207052320 Today the ceiling light in the bathroom suddenly stopped working. The original one was quite dim, so I bought one with a slightly larger wattage and installed it! I didn't expect it to be so bright. Suddenly I couldn't help but recall that when I first entered j - DayDayNews

No.: 202207052320 Today the ceiling light in the bathroom suddenly stopped working. The original one was quite dim, so I bought one with a slightly larger wattage and installed it! I didn't expect it to be so bright. Suddenly I couldn't help but recall that when I first entered j

The embarrassing things I did that year

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[Humorous Joke] My niece saw that others had roller skates, and the more she wanted them, especially a pair of roller skates, but my sister disagreed and thought it was too dangerous. So she pestered me to buy her a pair secretly, but she broke her arm when she was studying. I su - DayDayNews

[Humorous Joke] My niece saw that others had roller skates, and the more she wanted them, especially a pair of roller skates, but my sister disagreed and thought it was too dangerous. So she pestered me to buy her a pair secretly, but she broke her arm when she was studying. I su

Humorous joke: Xiao Ming, I call you husband, do you dare to say yes?

05/30 1748

#四川# #Share the jingle from your hometown# #Which jingles from childhood do you still remember? The teeth are burnt yellow, pretending to be an expert. If foreigners don’t come, wear socks with slippers. - DayDayNews

#四川# #Share the jingle from your hometown# #Which jingles from childhood do you still remember? The teeth are burnt yellow, pretending to be an expert. If foreigners don’t come, wear socks with slippers.

Haha... I'm laughing so hard! How many Sichuan dishes have you heard of when you were a child?

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1: The teacher asked: "If you only have one day to live, where would you most like to go?" The student replied: "I will spend my last day in this school, in this classroom." - DayDayNews

1: The teacher asked: "If you only have one day to live, where would you most like to go?" The student replied: "I will spend my last day in this school, in this classroom."

A smile every day: If you only had one day to live, where would you most want to go?

05/31 1380

Hello everyone, I am a jokester at Funny Guy. Follow me to update interesting pictures and texts every day. This house costs 500 a month. Does the landlord think I’m stupid? During the exam, I was amused by the answers I wrote. I'm 19 years old, why don't I have a girlfriend? Fir - DayDayNews

Hello everyone, I am a jokester at Funny Guy. Follow me to update interesting pictures and texts every day. This house costs 500 a month. Does the landlord think I’m stupid? During the exam, I was amused by the answers I wrote. I'm 19 years old, why don't I have a girlfriend? Fir

God’s reply: This house costs 500 a month. Does the landlord think I’m stupid?

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1. During the Chinese New Year, my mother has been planning a blind date for me. Yesterday, the matchmaker called me and said that there was a matchmaker with good conditions and we could meet today. My mother warned me: "Are you dishonest? - DayDayNews

1. During the Chinese New Year, my mother has been planning a blind date for me. Yesterday, the matchmaker called me and said that there was a matchmaker with good conditions and we could meet today. My mother warned me: "Are you dishonest?

Joke: The beauty thought that the driver had a guilty conscience. It couldn’t be a black car. Fortunately, he didn’t take this car.

05/29 1843

1. My hometown is in the mountains. There is only one bus to go home every day. If you miss it, you will not be able to get on it. When I went home at the end of this year, a person in the car used alcohol to argue with the driver. The driver said: If you don’t accept it, we will - DayDayNews

1. My hometown is in the mountains. There is only one bus to go home every day. If you miss it, you will not be able to get on it. When I went home at the end of this year, a person in the car used alcohol to argue with the driver. The driver said: If you don’t accept it, we will

Dude: When I was in college, I had an elective course on flower arrangement, and the final exam was to create a work in class.

05/31 1191

Cat Star: Only I can wake you up! You know the power of flattery. The masters are not necessarily among the people, but the masters are definitely in the back! "What are the two holes on the escort vehicle for?" - DayDayNews

Cat Star: Only I can wake you up! You know the power of flattery. The masters are not necessarily among the people, but the masters are definitely in the back! "What are the two holes on the escort vehicle for?"

I believe everyone born in the 80s and 90s knows what this is, right? We call it Paozi here

05/31 1012

God’s reply: I just want to have breakfast, my brother’s eyes are straight! Hahaha, it’s so beautiful. God’s reply: Some people always say that they are not doing well, but they gain a lot of weight when they step on the scale. - DayDayNews

God’s reply: I just want to have breakfast, my brother’s eyes are straight! Hahaha, it’s so beautiful. God’s reply: Some people always say that they are not doing well, but they gain a lot of weight when they step on the scale.

God replied: Just have breakfast, my brother’s eyes will be straight! Hahaha, it’s so beautiful

06/01 1854

1. I went to KFC alone to buy a drink. There was a little boy in line behind me. When it was my turn, the waiter told me that the second drink was half price. So I turned around and said to the little boy: "Kid, let me give you this discount, it's only half the price." "Haha", th - DayDayNews

1. I went to KFC alone to buy a drink. There was a little boy in line behind me. When it was my turn, the waiter told me that the second drink was half price. So I turned around and said to the little boy: "Kid, let me give you this discount, it's only half the price." "Haha", th

Joke: Uncle, did you see that girl? my girlfriend

06/07 1063

There is no flaw, but I want to call this customer service. A well-founded joke that's perfect for cooling off in the summer. O kind man, a piece of ice cream has helped you rise to a great level. False multiple endings. - DayDayNews

There is no flaw, but I want to call this customer service. A well-founded joke that's perfect for cooling off in the summer. O kind man, a piece of ice cream has helped you rise to a great level. False multiple endings.

Happy embarrassing pictures: stepping stone

06/07 1735

1. My husband is often crazy outside and doesn’t care about his family. I asked my best friend for help on how to get my husband to change his mind. Best friend: "Men are obsessed with saving face. If you cry, make trouble, or hang yourself, he will naturally not dare to do it if - DayDayNews

1. My husband is often crazy outside and doesn’t care about his family. I asked my best friend for help on how to get my husband to change his mind. Best friend: "Men are obsessed with saving face. If you cry, make trouble, or hang yourself, he will naturally not dare to do it if

Joke: I’m not very good at using it. Can you give me a demonstration of this third move?

06/07 1462

1. There were two super lazy guys in the dormitory who never washed their socks. One day, they both didn’t want to buy food, so they filled the socks with water, causing them to leak so slowly that they couldn’t buy food. They also called many of us to witness that the laziest gu - DayDayNews

1. There were two super lazy guys in the dormitory who never washed their socks. One day, they both didn’t want to buy food, so they filled the socks with water, causing them to leak so slowly that they couldn’t buy food. They also called many of us to witness that the laziest gu

Joke: Use a ballpoint pen to change the test score of the red pen, 50 points to 80 points, 10 points to 70 points

06/07 1184

1. My second-rate daughter-in-law suddenly said today: "Husband, I think you are so picky." Me: "I am correcting you very seriously. Only those who have money and are reluctant to spend it are called picky. People like me are called...poor!" 2. I protested to my wife: "You have a - DayDayNews

1. My second-rate daughter-in-law suddenly said today: "Husband, I think you are so picky." Me: "I am correcting you very seriously. Only those who have money and are reluctant to spend it are called picky. People like me are called...poor!" 2. I protested to my wife: "You have a

Duanzi: There are two big things in the world that are unclear

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Can anyone translate it? How should such a house be sold? How did Li Ming become the Four Heavenly Kings? Do you know exactly what to do with the last one? - DayDayNews

Can anyone translate it? How should such a house be sold? How did Li Ming become the Four Heavenly Kings? Do you know exactly what to do with the last one?

Hilarious commentary: When I come to the clinic to get my water pumped, there is a girl lying next to me who is watching a TV show. How should I strike up a conversation?

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[Original Author: Nan Yu Shuo Entertainment] Speaking of Wu Lei and Zhao Lusi, this pair of good-looking CPs have collaborated for the second time. There are many sweet moments in "Brilliant Star" from the start of filming to the behind-the-scenes. Previously in "Long Song Xing", - DayDayNews

[Original Author: Nan Yu Shuo Entertainment] Speaking of Wu Lei and Zhao Lusi, this pair of good-looking CPs have collaborated for the second time. There are many sweet moments in "Brilliant Star" from the start of filming to the behind-the-scenes. Previously in "Long Song Xing",

Wu Lei and Zhao Lusi’s new drama looks very eye-catching, with handsome men and beautiful women, and every picture looks very CP.

06/07 1321

Wu Lei and Zhao Lusi co-star, new drama Reuters photos exposed, netizens: This is the real CP feeling! Everyone must be familiar with Wu Lei and Zhao Lusi. Both Wu Lei and Zhao Lusi are very popular among young actors. Some time ago, they also collaborated in the costume drama "L - DayDayNews

Wu Lei and Zhao Lusi co-star, new drama Reuters photos exposed, netizens: This is the real CP feeling! Everyone must be familiar with Wu Lei and Zhao Lusi. Both Wu Lei and Zhao Lusi are very popular among young actors. Some time ago, they also collaborated in the costume drama "L

Wu Lei and Zhao Lusi co-star, new drama Reuters photos exposed, netizens: This is the real CP feeling

06/07 1621

Sometimes, we live very tiredly, not because life is too harsh, but because we are too easily infected by the outside atmosphere and influenced by the emotions of others. If you are not broad, you cannot turn bitterness into sweetness; if you are not light, you cannot see Nanshan - DayDayNews

Sometimes, we live very tiredly, not because life is too harsh, but because we are too easily infected by the outside atmosphere and influenced by the emotions of others. If you are not broad, you cannot turn bitterness into sweetness; if you are not light, you cannot see Nanshan

The world is like sand. If the heart does not move, the wind will do nothing. Only when the heart is pure can the mind be calm, and only when the mind is calm can one feel at ease.

06/07 1726

If life is in the wrong direction, stopping is progress. Life is inherently painful, but thoughts and philosophy sublimate it. If you feel that walking is hard now, it proves that you are going uphill! When you are gradually lost on the road of your life, remember this sentence: - DayDayNews

If life is in the wrong direction, stopping is progress. Life is inherently painful, but thoughts and philosophy sublimate it. If you feel that walking is hard now, it proves that you are going uphill! When you are gradually lost on the road of your life, remember this sentence:

Life is in the wrong direction, and stopping is progress; life is inherently painful, but thoughts and philosophies sublimate it.

06/07 1570

The Bank of Japan may be firm on its easing pace, even if the target is far away. Shorting the yen has been one of the hottest macro trades this year, with the yen the worst performer among the Group of 10 currencies as the Bank of Japan kept interest rates on hold to boost the J - DayDayNews

The Bank of Japan may be firm on its easing pace, even if the target is far away. Shorting the yen has been one of the hottest macro trades this year, with the yen the worst performer among the Group of 10 currencies as the Bank of Japan kept interest rates on hold to boost the J

As U.S. debt rebounds, are the yen’s “hard days” over? Japanese debt shorts won’t give up yet

06/07 1044

"It's not a sin for a man to cry." This is a song by Andy Lau. I remember that I was still young at that time, so I didn’t feel much about it. But at the age of thirty, after growing up and being severely beaten by society, I began to realize more and more, is it a sin for a man - DayDayNews

"It's not a sin for a man to cry." This is a song by Andy Lau. I remember that I was still young at that time, so I didn’t feel much about it. But at the age of thirty, after growing up and being severely beaten by society, I began to realize more and more, is it a sin for a man

When a man reaches the age of thirty, he obviously feels that the burden on his body is getting heavier and heavier.

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