1. Looking at necklaces every day
I went to the mall with my husband and saw a very beautiful necklace, so I asked him to go look at it with me.
"Okay, just take a look."
"But, do people want to see it every day?"
"There's really nothing you can do about it."
Click, click,
He took a few photos, "Let's go home and choose one." Zhang will make a mobile phone desktop for you. "
2. What to do
Yesterday, we went to a friend's house for a party, and he was drunk.
His wife helped him take off his clothes, and he muttered: "Are you my wife? You are so skillful in taking off your pants, what kind of occupation did you do before?"
His wife gave him a big slap in the face: "I used to be a professional sober master!"
3. Tattoo
The wife said: "Husband, let's get a couple's tattoo."
The husband said: "What kind of tattoo will it be?"
The wife said: "Just get one tattoo: Wife, I love you, forever. I will never change my heart, I will always treat you well, and buy you good food, good drinks, and nice clothes. If I change my heart, I will cut off my hands and feet, and finally be buried in cow dung, and I will never be reincarnated! Husband: "I'll strangle you, it won't hurt to death! Then what are you getting a tattoo on?"
My wife said: "I'll just get a tattoo of one word: OK!"
4. Going to the supermarket
I took my wife to the supermarket today and saw a large number of pairs of Xiaomi next to me said: "Go, honey, take whatever you want."
I waved my hand directly and said to my wife: "Go, honey! Take whatever you want! ... Be careful not to let anyone Caught."
5. Record the date
When I woke up today, I asked my husband in a daze: "Husband, please pay me your salary tomorrow."
He looked at me with contempt: "What day do you want to pay me every month? Auntie, you don’t even remember? Surprisingly, you still remember when I got paid.”
I...
6, answer
The family was watching TV in the living room, and my wife asked me: “Do you think all men think that their wives belong to others?” Okay?"
I didn't answer directly. I turned around and asked my son: "There are so many toys at home, why do you still play with Xiao Ming's toys next door?"
My son replied: "As long as I have never played with them, I find them fun. "
I turned around and said to my wife: "There is nothing wrong with this answer!"
