001
I forgot to bring money for dinner just now, so I told my boss that we could come over next time to tie the knot together. The boss didn’t agree, so I got angry and called a dozen brothers, got in four cars, and came in a mighty force, surrounding the entrance of the hotel. There was a lot of water, and then everyone emptied their pockets and barely scraped together the money for the meal.
002
This time I took the expressway and when I was approaching the service area, the driver yelled: "If you want to go to the bathroom quickly, be prepared in advance!" A buddy next to me asked weakly: "How can we prepare in advance? Do you want to take off your pants now? "
003
Although I have never been to many restaurants, we are already close friends in the takeout software.
004
Someone fell on his back on the street today, which made everyone around laugh. I was the only one who couldn't laugh. But if this happened to me, I would definitely laugh harder than them.
005
Every time I see a handsome guy posting about a relationship in the circle of friends, I feel uncomfortable. Maybe this is because I care about the world.
006
You said I turned into ashes and you all know me. Why did I use the beauty camera to take pictures and post them on Moments? You asked below: Who is this?
007
Other people’s faces are determined by 70% of the time and 30% by dressing up. Your face is determined by 10% of the time and 70% by the filters.
008
Teacher always wants to ask me if I understand something every time. I have always felt that my teacher was too kind to me. On the day of graduation, he suddenly said: "It's great to have you in this class. If you understand, I know that everyone will understand." Money can obviously drive a luxury car, but I squeeze into the bus every day. I can obviously rely on my face to make a living, but I work hard on my own. This is the difference between me and Mingming.
010
People make money, career, and partners every day, but I am better, I funny.
