1: When I was in high school, my class teacher called me Laoban. One day after class, I stood chatting with my classmates at the door of the class. They said to me: Stop talking, stop talking, Laoban is here. I answered smoothly and loudly: Where is Laoban? I'm not afraid that he

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1: When I was in high school, my class teacher called me Laoban. One day after class, I stood chatting with my classmates at the door of the class. They said to me: Stop talking, stop talking, Laoban is here. I answered smoothly and loudly: Where is Laoban? I'm not afraid that he will still say, "Where's Laoban?" I only saw the head teacher slowly coming from behind me and saying: "Who is calling me?" I ran away then.

2: When I was in the second grade of junior high school, I was wrongfully accused of stealing 50 cents. Oh, she was also drunk. She had a dollar and a half in her pocket, but the 50 cents were missing. She also said that I only dared to steal 50 cents in order not to be discovered. If I really stole it, I will definitely not leave you a cent.

3: In my last class, no matter what I did, I was always criticized. Whenever I retorted, they would say I was petty, and they would forget about it behind my back. Several people said it in front of me, saying that I really couldn’t tell the pain.

4: In junior high school, because I didn’t like to talk much, I was called a thief by my classmates. The more I talked about it, the worse it got. Let it go, but it feels so uncomfortable to be wronged.

5: When I was in elementary school, the newly bought leather jacket on the table in front of me was scratched a few times by a knife. There happened to be a sharp knife in my pencil case, so I said it was me and I paid for it (in the 1980s, a leather jacket Jackets are not cheap). Well, after a few days, I prepared half a hacksaw blade, and now you can say it was me.

1: When I was in high school, my class teacher called me Laoban. One day after class, I stood chatting with my classmates at the door of the class. They said to me: Stop talking, stop talking, Laoban is here. I answered smoothly and loudly: Where is Laoban? I'm not afraid that he - DayDayNews

6: When I was shopping with my girlfriend, I saw a piece of clothing and my girlfriend went to try it on. Then she came out and asked me how it looked and whether it looked good. I was eating something in my mouth at the time, and then I was confused. I said something very nice, but my girlfriend thought it was very bad, and her expression immediately changed. I didn’t understand what was going on at the time. It was only after I coaxed her that I realized that my girlfriend had heard wrong. It took me a long time to explain it clearly, and I even had to eat and act it out again to clear up the misunderstanding. Sometimes it can be scary if it is really unclear.

7: One time when I was going to class, I was walking outside with my classmates, and we were discussing issues. The more we talked, the more excited we became, so we eventually became very loud and said something unpleasant in the middle. At this time, there was a girl in front of me. She turned around and asked me what I meant. I looked at her confused again. I said I didn't say anything about her, and then I didn't know why I had to explain it to her for a long time before solving the problem. I felt that I was so wronged. At the same time, I also feel like I can’t speak loudly in public.

8: Just like the first day I came to college, when I was making the bed, my roommate across from me smiled at me, but I just turned my head silently and continued to make the bed. Since I didn’t recognize him, She didn't say anything, but later on when we got to know each other, she started talking about it. She really wanted to talk about it from freshman year to senior year. She said that I didn't smile at her at that time, but I really didn't see it at that time. She smiled at me, and she insisted that I was clearly looking at her. Since I couldn't express myself clearly, I couldn't explain the matter clearly, so my first impression in her heart was marked as "cold". Two words, really depressed and helpless.

9: I went to the snack bar to eat. After eating, I put the money on the table. I shouted to the boss to put the money on the table. The boss was too busy and didn’t hear. I just put the money on the boss’s waist when he passed by me. I put the money in my bag, but the boss didn't see it, so I took the money out, and the boss saw this action.

10: I went to the school cafeteria to eat. The aunt in the cafeteria was too busy and forgot that while she was talking to me, I swiped my meal card. It must be said that I didn’t pay. You may think that the innocent will clean themselves up, but there was no one at that time. The witness himself was speechless.

1: When I was in high school, my class teacher called me Laoban. One day after class, I stood chatting with my classmates at the door of the class. They said to me: Stop talking, stop talking, Laoban is here. I answered smoothly and loudly: Where is Laoban? I'm not afraid that he - DayDayNews

11: Once I went shopping with my boyfriend and his buddies. During the period, he went to the toilet. My friend asked me a question, so I leaned over the counter and explained. I guess it looked very intimate from a distance. When he came out of the toilet, he beat his friend like crazy, and then wanted to break up with me. I told him that we had no relationship and that I was explaining the problem to him, but he still didn't believe me, which was so sad.

12: My friend opened a store in partnership with others, and she asked me to work there.I asked one of the shareholders for a day off for something, but the other shareholders said that I didn't go to work for no reason. He complained to my friend, saying that I didn't ask for leave. I couldn't explain it. My friend's husband also criticized me and asked me to be fine in the future. Don't ask for leave, I feel aggrieved.

13: My boss treats me well (I am a boy), but they got divorced because of a disagreement. His wife said it was because of me, and many employees in the company looked at me through colored glasses. Originally, I feel aggrieved, but the leader wants to make this matter a reality. He brings me food every day and buys me things. I can’t explain it clearly no matter how hard I try.

14: One time I asked for leave because I didn’t want to go to class. I was the only one in the dormitory at that time. Later I felt bored and went out to play. The brother in the upper bunk of the dormitory lost his money. Seven people said that I stole it. I didn’t believe it no matter how I explained it.

15: I haven’t played wx for a long time. I logged in one day. I saw someone saying hello to me and added it. I just said hello and never spoke again. One day my wife saw her and asked who she was. I was afraid she would misunderstand. Let’s talk about my classmate. She said there is no such person among your classmates and I don’t know him. Do you have something to do with her? Then he ignored me and refused to listen to my explanation. I was so helpless.

1: When I was in high school, my class teacher called me Laoban. One day after class, I stood chatting with my classmates at the door of the class. They said to me: Stop talking, stop talking, Laoban is here. I answered smoothly and loudly: Where is Laoban? I'm not afraid that he - DayDayNews

16: I was misunderstood before I was born. When my mother was pregnant, an ultrasound showed that I was a girl. Then I spent the first two years of my life wearing all kinds of pink clothes and dolls.

17: It was my first love. At that time, I saw him with another girl. I broke up with him without asking anything and blocked him. Later, I found someone I didn’t like to be with, and I no longer felt like it. I believe in love. Although the misunderstanding was resolved later, I can't go back.

18: I always stare at others in a daze and laugh when I think of funny things. Once I was misunderstood by a girl and thought I was laughing at her. Later, I developed the habit of not looking at people when they talk.

19: Maybe being misunderstood by my parents as a friend is what impressed me the most. I have been playful since I was a child and would often go shopping with some friends. Once, my mother saw me walking with a boy in the square. She may have been misunderstood. When I got home, she kept saying that I was trying to be friends with others, but they were just my elementary school classmates.

20: I remembered that I played cards today and lost a big risk. The punishment was to call my ex-boyfriend and say a word, and then I skipped the punishment process. I looked up and asked, "Are you reluctant to let go of your boyfriend?" "Do you want to get back together?" "Do you still have feelings for him?"......

1: When I was in high school, my class teacher called me Laoban. One day after class, I stood chatting with my classmates at the door of the class. They said to me: Stop talking, stop talking, Laoban is here. I answered smoothly and loudly: Where is Laoban? I'm not afraid that he - DayDayNews

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