The Valedictorian Speech that will change your life

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The Valedictorian Speech that will change your life - DayDayNews

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1. Two female secretaries were talking: "Who invented the typewriter? It's annoying!" "What's wrong?" "As soon as I stop working, everyone will hear it immediately." 2. The manager of a company is very enthusiastic about his work. Responsible, I haven't even taken a vacation in t - DayDayNews

1. Two female secretaries were talking: "Who invented the typewriter? It's annoying!" "What's wrong?" "As soon as I stop working, everyone will hear it immediately." 2. The manager of a company is very enthusiastic about his work. Responsible, I haven't even taken a vacation in t

Joke: As long as I don’t work, everyone will hear it immediately

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Therefore, the content explained by the teacher still needs to attract students. Mainly because they move faster. Although I was scolded, it was good to wear an extra pair of shoes. How do you sell this ice cream? I want to buy it and take a photo. I work in a bank, do you need a - DayDayNews

Therefore, the content explained by the teacher still needs to attract students. Mainly because they move faster. Although I was scolded, it was good to wear an extra pair of shoes. How do you sell this ice cream? I want to buy it and take a photo. I work in a bank, do you need a

"They are also wearing skirts, and it is obvious whether they have boyfriends or not." Hahaha, how can you tell?

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@huatiaoxiapiqiu: There’s no need for jokes or anything like that, let’s talk about some metaphysics: The father in the juvenile class is most likely to have an incomplete personality, and the child is already in fourth grade. The mother from Sichuan Normal University stays at ho - DayDayNews

@huatiaoxiapiqiu: There’s no need for jokes or anything like that, let’s talk about some metaphysics: The father in the juvenile class is most likely to have an incomplete personality, and the child is already in fourth grade. The mother from Sichuan Normal University stays at ho

The Daily Life of Shadiao Netizens: Fear Marketing

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Everyone, what is the level of this kind of anti-theft system? You may not know yet. Cat: I feel that you are a little offended. I am really a good person who loves to cook. Can anyone explain this? Is it really reasonable? Is there any one? It may be that Ding Yizhen didn't dare - DayDayNews

Everyone, what is the level of this kind of anti-theft system? You may not know yet. Cat: I feel that you are a little offended. I am really a good person who loves to cook. Can anyone explain this? Is it really reasonable? Is there any one? It may be that Ding Yizhen didn't dare

God’s reply: I discovered this while cleaning the house I just rented! Should I tell the landlord?

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Yes, available for free today. Can a 36-year-old wife have two 18-year-old wives? Without one, I can't stay here this summer. Look no further, there is no need for rescue. - DayDayNews

Yes, available for free today. Can a 36-year-old wife have two 18-year-old wives? Without one, I can't stay here this summer. Look no further, there is no need for rescue.

Daily Hilarious Picture God Comment Award: No need to read, there is no need to rescue this

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The director of a primary school in a certain school is female and is in her sixties. The director is recognized by everyone as a strong woman and a contemporary "Mulan". In recent years, the director has brought up his brilliant achievements during meetings and criticized indivi - DayDayNews

The director of a primary school in a certain school is female and is in her sixties. The director is recognized by everyone as a strong woman and a contemporary "Mulan". In recent years, the director has brought up his brilliant achievements during meetings and criticized indivi

Dissatisfied with the old director

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I really can’t answer your question if I’m not in ancient times. My wife made pig trotters for me and asked me to comment on it after I finished it. The couple I met at the subway station fell in love and looked at me in the mirror, who was 188cm tall, and fell into deep thought. - DayDayNews

I really can’t answer your question if I’m not in ancient times. My wife made pig trotters for me and asked me to comment on it after I finished it. The couple I met at the subway station fell in love and looked at me in the mirror, who was 188cm tall, and fell into deep thought.

The couple who met at the subway station and fell in love looked at me in the mirror, 188cm tall, and fell into deep thought.

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1. Someone went to a restaurant to eat and after the fried pork slices were served. He found that there was only one piece, so he asked: "When I came here to eat fried pork slices, there were always two pieces. Why is there only one piece today?" The waiter said, "I'm sorry, the - DayDayNews

1. Someone went to a restaurant to eat and after the fried pork slices were served. He found that there was only one piece, so he asked: "When I came here to eat fried pork slices, there were always two pieces. Why is there only one piece today?" The waiter said, "I'm sorry, the

Joke: Although it’s not in ancient times, you still can’t get married now.

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1. The owner of the optical shop teaches the new clerk how to give prices to customers. "When he asks you how much you want, you answer '600 yuan.' If he doesn't blink, you continue: 'This is just the price of the frame, the lenses are 400 yuan.' If he still doesn't blink, you He - DayDayNews

1. The owner of the optical shop teaches the new clerk how to give prices to customers. "When he asks you how much you want, you answer '600 yuan.' If he doesn't blink, you continue: 'This is just the price of the frame, the lenses are 400 yuan.' If he still doesn't blink, you He

Joke: Boss, another case of beer, no wine

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Something incredible happened. Today I saw a pair of hair cards with a price tag of 2,200 yuan. But I have to give you a pair of hair cards. Only this pair = only one deceiver. Coach: I am lucky to have you. - DayDayNews

Something incredible happened. Today I saw a pair of hair cards with a price tag of 2,200 yuan. But I have to give you a pair of hair cards. Only this pair = only one deceiver. Coach: I am lucky to have you.

My husband spent 2,200 yuan to give me a pair of hair cards. After opening the package: Luxury goods never deceive the poor! Hahahahaha

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Men often joke and hear that they can make more money by donating sperm. How much money can you get from donating sperm? If you don’t have any money, just donate sperm. Think of wonderful things and feel that you are making money [Flash of inspiration][Flash of inspiration][Flash - DayDayNews

Men often joke and hear that they can make more money by donating sperm. How much money can you get from donating sperm? If you don’t have any money, just donate sperm. Think of wonderful things and feel that you are making money [Flash of inspiration][Flash of inspiration][Flash

Let me show you the extremely mysterious semen collection room

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Hello everyone, I write in vernacular, please pay attention if you like it. I woke up in the morning and was washing my clothes when I suddenly heard a crackling sound outside. It's raining. Rain in summer is so fast. It suddenly became a downpour. I remembered that my husband wa - DayDayNews

Hello everyone, I write in vernacular, please pay attention if you like it. I woke up in the morning and was washing my clothes when I suddenly heard a crackling sound outside. It's raining. Rain in summer is so fast. It suddenly became a downpour. I remembered that my husband wa

It's raining heavily today

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In fact, even in our middle and high school textbooks in China, Yu Shaobao's deeds are not publicized much. If you think about it carefully, Yue Shaobao fought against gold, and Yu Shaobao fought against Mongolia! - DayDayNews

In fact, even in our middle and high school textbooks in China, Yu Shaobao's deeds are not publicized much. If you think about it carefully, Yue Shaobao fought against gold, and Yu Shaobao fought against Mongolia!

Netizens commented on Yu Shaobao, some personal opinions

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1. I am unemployed at home, and the food is getting saltier. Me: "Don't put too much salt in cooking, salty food is bad for your health!" Mom: "You know that being idle is bad for your health, why don't you quickly find a job?" "2. After just a few minutes of homework, my phone g - DayDayNews

1. I am unemployed at home, and the food is getting saltier. Me: "Don't put too much salt in cooking, salty food is bad for your health!" Mom: "You know that being idle is bad for your health, why don't you quickly find a job?" "2. After just a few minutes of homework, my phone g

Today’s joke (6)

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Cat Star: Only I can wake you up! You know the power of flattery. The masters are not necessarily among the people, but the masters are definitely in the back! "What are the two holes on the escort vehicle for?" - DayDayNews

Cat Star: Only I can wake you up! You know the power of flattery. The masters are not necessarily among the people, but the masters are definitely in the back! "What are the two holes on the escort vehicle for?"

I believe everyone born in the 80s and 90s knows what this is, right? We call it Paozi here

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1. When you quarrel with your husband, don’t rush to blame him. Instead, reflect on yourself first. If you are really wrong, then think carefully about how to blame it on him. 2. What is a friend? Even if you put 500 yuan on the table, you won't lose it. But if you put a bag of m - DayDayNews

1. When you quarrel with your husband, don’t rush to blame him. Instead, reflect on yourself first. If you are really wrong, then think carefully about how to blame it on him. 2. What is a friend? Even if you put 500 yuan on the table, you won't lose it. But if you put a bag of m

A smile every day, episode 13

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Recently, Marvel's new film "Thor: Love and Thunder" released the latest TV trailer. There have been rumors in the trailer that the members of the Silver Guard, who only played a role in "Thor 4", not only appeared collectively, but also obviously participated in the battle again - DayDayNews

Recently, Marvel's new film "Thor: Love and Thunder" released the latest TV trailer. There have been rumors in the trailer that the members of the Silver Guard, who only played a role in "Thor 4", not only appeared collectively, but also obviously participated in the battle again

Thor 4 and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 combined? They will all challenge the God-Slayer, and Star-Lord will steal Thor’s limelight.

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The new Marvel Universe movie "Thor: Love and Thunder" will be released on July 7. The protagonist Chris Hemsworth has played Thor for ten years. Recently, he and his team have been promoting the work in full swing. Previously, he The nude coded back scene in the trailer sparked - DayDayNews

The new Marvel Universe movie "Thor: Love and Thunder" will be released on July 7. The protagonist Chris Hemsworth has played Thor for ten years. Recently, he and his team have been promoting the work in full swing. Previously, he The nude coded back scene in the trailer sparked

"Thor 4" Chris Hemsworth reveals his "first appearance" director laughs: Of course he has to show off after practicing for so long

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Marvel Studios' blockbuster "Thor: Love and Thunder" has released a new trailer! The villain "God Killer" played by Christian Bale made his debut, and Natalie Portman even transformed into "Female Thor" to join the battle! There are tons of exciting things to unlock, click on the - DayDayNews

Marvel Studios' blockbuster "Thor: Love and Thunder" has released a new trailer! The villain "God Killer" played by Christian Bale made his debut, and Natalie Portman even transformed into "Female Thor" to join the battle! There are tons of exciting things to unlock, click on the

The "Twin Thunder Gods" come together! "Thor: Love and Thunder" new trailer is coming

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The Marvel Cinematic Universe starts this year with "Doctor Strange 2: The Multiverse", which is currently in theaters around the world, and will be followed by "Thor: Love and Thunder" in July. Today, "Empire" magazine exposed new stills, by "Female Thor" played by Natalie Portm - DayDayNews

The Marvel Cinematic Universe starts this year with "Doctor Strange 2: The Multiverse", which is currently in theaters around the world, and will be followed by "Thor: Love and Thunder" in July. Today, "Empire" magazine exposed new stills, by "Female Thor" played by Natalie Portm

New stills of the male and female Thor team-up in "Thor 4"! Natalie and Chris

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Recently, Marvel's latest movie "Thor: Love and Thunder" has exposed a new still, in which Thor appears with long hair. He is sitting on a stone meditating, looking like he has been peaceful and calm for years. - DayDayNews

Recently, Marvel's latest movie "Thor: Love and Thunder" has exposed a new still, in which Thor appears with long hair. He is sitting on a stone meditating, looking like he has been peaceful and calm for years.

Damn it! "Thor 4" new stills revealed Thor meditating

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Many mysterious figures and heroes also appeared in the middle and late Song Dynasty, such as Lishan Mother, Tan Zhengfang, and Zhou Tong. Mother Lishan was a god-level figure who taught disciples Fan Lihua and Mu Guiying. Her miracles spanned several dynasties, not to mention. - DayDayNews

Many mysterious figures and heroes also appeared in the middle and late Song Dynasty, such as Lishan Mother, Tan Zhengfang, and Zhou Tong. Mother Lishan was a god-level figure who taught disciples Fan Lihua and Mu Guiying. Her miracles spanned several dynasties, not to mention.

Zhou Tong and Yue Fei "went straight to Huanglong Mansion to fight with the kings" (The Legend of the Immortals of the Song Dynasty)

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