1. Just now my brother came home after drinking, and suddenly he pulled me over and told me that he wanted to confess to me, saying that deep down in his heart he really hoped that I was not his sister. My heart skipped a beat, and various embarrassing scenes appeared in my mind.

1. Just now my brother came home after drinking, and suddenly he grabbed me and said that he wanted to confess to me, saying that deep down in his heart, he really hoped that I was not his sister. My heart skipped a beat, and various embarrassing scenes appeared in my mind. On the surface, I tried to stay calm, but in my heart, I was extremely anxious and didn't know what to do. Unexpectedly, he then said: That way I can stay away from you for the rest of my life, and I don’t have to look at your ugly face.

2. A few days ago, my husband and I ate at Haidilao . Later, I got into an argument with the next table over a trivial matter. I was about to lose, so I asked the waiter to help me quarrel. Later, the person at the next table also called a waiter to help him quarrel. As a result, two waiters were there to help us quarrel between the two tables, and we just sat there and continued to eat ours, and they continued until we finished our meal. Later, after we finished our meal, we happily checked out and left, leaving them with angry faces still there, arguing and cleaning up the mess!

3. One weekend, my dad was lying on the sofa watching TV and fell asleep. Then my mom quietly used a rubber band to prick my dad’s head...My mom later went out because she had something to do and forgot about it. My dad woke up and went out if he had something to do! Then...then my dad ignored my mom for two days...

4. There was a man who had just learned a foreign language. He was walking on the street that day and accidentally stepped on a foreigner's foot. The man hurriedly said: I'm sorry. Foreigners also He politely said: I'm sorry too. When the man heard this, he hurriedly said: I'm sorry three. When the foreigner heard this, he was dumbfounded and asked: "What are you sorry for?" The man said helplessly: I 'm sorry five

5. My girlfriend came to see me at home early in the morning. The person who opened the door for her was my little nephew. He politely invited his girlfriend into the house and said that his uncle hadn't gotten up yet. He turned around and ran into the bedroom quickly. I got up. He ran and shouted: "Uncle, get up quickly, your cabbage is here!" "...

6. My husband sent a text message to his wife at night when he was on a business trip and asked: Have you slept?

SMS reply: She is asleep.

Husband asked again: Can I still send messages when I am asleep?

SMS reply: Your wife is really asleep.

7. When I was a child, there was a big vat at home that my father used to store the rice wine he brewed! I was curious and wanted to see what was in the vat, but I couldn’t see it, so I moved a small bench and stood on tiptoes to look inside. I dipped my little hand into some wine and tasted it. It felt okay. I wanted to try it again, but I stepped on the bottom of my foot and fell into the wine vat. Later, I woke up and found that I was in the hospital. My father said that I had been sleeping for three days. It's so scary at every turn