Decompression moment: Brother, you jump back and forth, don’t rub against the girl

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Decompression moment: Brother, you jump back and forth, don’t rub against the girl - DayDayNews

It's so comfortable to take a cold bath on such a hot day

Decompression moment: Brother, you jump back and forth, don’t rub against the girl - DayDayNews

Give medicine to a cat but it's a technical activity, but I'm quick to respond.

Decompression moment: Brother, you jump back and forth, don’t rub against the girl - DayDayNews

How does this technology compare to your old technology?

Decompression moment: Brother, you jump back and forth, don’t rub against the girl - DayDayNews

Don't take my money on the ground, but I'll see it first Arrived

Decompression moment: Brother, you jump back and forth, don’t rub against the girl - DayDayNews

I've had enough to eat, hurry up and go for a ride in my car

Decompression moment: Brother, you jump back and forth, don’t rub against the girl - DayDayNews

Big brother, you jump back, don't rub against the girl

Decompression moment: Brother, you jump back and forth, don’t rub against the girl - DayDayNews

As long as the owner is happy, I will eat anything

Decompression moment: Brother, you jump back and forth, don’t rub against the girl - DayDayNews

Bunker, I can also do somersaults while riding a bike

Decompression moment: Brother, you jump back and forth, don’t rub against the girl - DayDayNews

Old Brother, this operation refreshed my laughter again.

Decompression moment: Brother, you jump back and forth, don’t rub against the girl - DayDayNews

Sure enough Mask

  • Two couples next to me were ordering food during dinner today.
    women's main points boiled meat , men do not. The
    woman said: "If you don't like it spicy, don't eat it, I'll eat it." The
    man is anxious: "It's not you who suffer when you eat spicy food, it's me who suffers." sprayed out. I understand
    in seconds. ‍‍‍‍
  • I had nothing to do last night to watch a few mahjong players next door for two hours.
    didn't even see them pay any money, just took a pen and wrote it down there. I thought
    was a big hit, so I watched silently for a while and .
    saw that one of them took out 10 yuan, and came to clear the account!
    I want to say, how free are the four of you guys, how much are you playing? ‍‍
  • I was embarrassed when I took a shower in just now, and an adult took the lady to bathe!
    Dad gives the child a bath, which is normal.
    , but that kid followed his dad's bathing movements, and he called out with a sense of rhythm. : "Ah, oh, oh." Let brother soak for a while, don't dare to get up! ‍‍‍‍‍
  • Today passing by kindergarten , I heard a little girl cry and say to another: "Last night I wet the bed and was scolded by my father." But I saw my mother wet the bed too, and my father praised her for being amazing. "‍‍
  • htmlOn the weekend of 17, the husband brought the child home from the nursery .
    The wife said: "Honey, this is not our child?
    The husband took a closer look and said, "This is indeed not the case. But it doesn't matter, we have to send the child back anyway. ”‍‍‍‍

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