spent more than two hundred to paste high-grade tempered film on Ai Ji. Stubborn, fell on the ground, two hundred pieces of film are different, nothing at all. May I ask where it is cheaper to repair the internal and external screens.
1. Looking at my appearance, you can guess that I am not a mortal!
2. Please God bless, I must have this car repaired today!
3. Wow, this is amazing my brother, this action is so handsome!
4. The big brother sitting there to wash his hair, do you feel the enthusiasm of the master?
5. To be honest, if you study so hard, your grades will not be bad.
6. The world of martial arts, only fast is not broken!
7. Different ways are not conspiring, everything is just for life!
8. Man, how excited you are, look at it now!
9. This is called a deceleration pole,I guess you guys in the city must have never seen it before, right?
10. I swear, the money is broken as soon as it is taken out.
11. The shooting feels supernatural.
12. The bus can also drift. It’s so cool and the technology is flying.
13. Nothing was caught, and he splashed himself with water, and the master had to hit me when he came back.
14. The wind is too strong, the young lady comes home with me.
15. I fell so badly. You are still watching here, don’t come to help me.
1.
A school girl came back from school and saw a pervert peeking from behind the school’s female toilet, and quickly went back to the classroom to tell us.
So all of us boys were dispatched to catch that guy.
The girls are also very excited. They all lined up at the door of the classroom like watching heroes, hoping that we can come in triumph!
We just walked out of the classroom, a buddy who went with turned around and shouted to all the girls: "You go to the toilet first.Hold on to that kid..."
2.
When I was in college, there was a period of time when the pigs were so popular in the class that they had to do it every night. If anyone loses, they ran into the corridor and shouted, "I am a pig." "_P1p
Because the voice was too loud at night and the influence was not good, I changed it. When calling a girl, I must say sincerely: "You know, there are three words I have always wanted to tell you, although it is difficult to express, but I still decide to tell you: I am a pig. _P1p
Later, a guy in the dormitory had something to do, and he called a girl in the class and loved to sell it when he came up: "Do you know who I am?" _P1p
The girl laughed and said, "You are a pig." _P1p
III.
A six-level examination room, and a boy next to him has been sleeping.
The invigilator kindly reminded: students, even if they haven’t reviewed, they will treat it as a real test, so they should participate.
Say: Teacher, I’m past Grade 6 early, and I’m here to take a self-study seat.
4.
Fan Xiao Ming watched a wonderful football match broadcast in the middle of the night and was dozing off during math class.
At this time, the teacher is talking about solving the equation. After the lecture, he asked everyone: "Is this equation good?"
The whole class replied in unison: "Good for you!"
Xiao Ming was awakened all at once and said: ? Who kicked in? _P1p
5.
I went to drink coffee with the British eldest sister in the department. I asked her: "Why are we all Europeans and Americans playing with Europeans and Americans, and Asians playing with Asians?" She replied, "Well, maybe it's accidental. The eating habits are different... But one thing is really different. You Asians always love others and deny others when you speak, while Europeans and Americans always nod their heads in agreement. , And then talk about your own opinions. "I just wanted to refute, and then I went back...
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