Hilarious. It was the first time A Xin went to see his parents at his girlfriend's house. Both of them were nervous, but his girlfriend laughed.

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I remember that Xin went to his girlfriend's house for the first time. A Xin is very nervous, who knows that the future husband is also nervous. As soon as he walked in, the future old man said to A Xin nervously: Your sister-in-law hasn't cooked yet, let's drink tea first. A Xin also nervously said: It's okay, brother, sit down. At this time, his girlfriend laughed a little bit beside him.

One day, A Xin was in a meeting at the company and the boss was talking. Suddenly, A Xin wanted to fart, but thinking that he was in a meeting and the boss was talking, it would be embarrassing. So he thought of a good idea, yelling loudly when he fart, pretending that his back hurts. Thinking of covering up the fart with a cry. So while farting, he yelled "Oh yeah". Just after the fart, the boss said in a disgusting tone: "Wang Axin, do you hurt when you fart?"

On weekends, my wife wants to eat braised pork. A Xin volunteered to cook. Helplessly, the meat is a bit hard frozen in the refrigerator for too long, and it is not easy to cut. He felt it was a knife problem, so he twitched his head and cut his hand. Suddenly the blood flowed and couldn't stop it. Finally, his wife was taken to the hospital to treat the wound. The nurse looked at the wound and said: What happened? Cut so deep. At this time, the wife said: This kid hasn't eaten meat for too long and wants to improve his food.

A Xin said: Wife, I lost the account book. The wife said: You are really my uncle! A Xin said: No, you are my wife. At this time, my wife said: In theory, I am your wife, but if you lose your household registration, you are my uncle!

my wife said: Hey,I'm so sad. What can you do if your son is so old and doesn't have a girlfriend? A Xin said: Don't worry about it. Your son hasn't taken a bath for a month at home, and he still has a little smell on his body Dao Du No, why do you think he went? Wife is speechless.

A Xin and his wife watch the family portrait of the Spring Festival photos together. The wife said: What are you doing with a straight face when taking a family portrait? Why don't you smile? A Xin said: I laughed in a few seconds, but the photographer didn't wait for me.

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