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does not spend money to have sex with women
— is a one-night stand .
s spent 500 yuan to have sex with a woman
— is prostitution .
Spend 200,000 to have sex with a woman
— is to raise a lover or to have mistress .
uses the savings of life to have sex with a woman
— is a couple .
This shows that the more money , the more stable the relationship between men and women .
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Most of the original couples thought that they could catch their husbands if they could cook;
Most mistresses thought that they could catch their men if they could go to bed.
So, the original wives practice cooking skills and the mistresses practice bed skills. Everyone worked day and night and worked tirelessly.
As a result, men always want to maintain this perfect status quo: eat the original dishes and go to the bed where the mistress sleeps.
03
High girl shows off her wealth in two situations: " is either the awesome person who sleeps with her or the awesome person who sleeps with her mother !" I have nothing to say.
04
A taxi driver said: "If you find a dozen death row prisoners around 20 years old, let them practice football for four years, and then they play the World Cup, and they will be released from prison if they qualify. If they can't get out, they will be shot. Chinese football will be sure to qualify!"
I was surprised by his thoughts and asked: "So what to solve the phenomenon of divorce being more and more powerful now?"
driver cut off the cigarette butt and said cruelly: " The marriage method that really prevents divorce is that the house belongs to the country after the divorce !"
driver cut off the cigarette butt and said cruelly: " The marriage method that really prevents divorce is that the house belongs to the country after the divorce !"
ml5 I asked: "What is the difference between Valentine's Day and Qingming Festival?" The driver thought about it and said: "Valentine's Day and Qingming Festival are the same. They both give flowers and food. The difference is: Valentine's Day burns real money, tells a lot of nonsense to people, burns fake money on Qingming Festival, tells a lot of human words to ghosts. "
Why is this right? This passage is so incisive...
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Emotional expert asked an old farmer: What is the difference between love and marriage?
The old farmer said: It's very simple, You slept with her today and want to sleep with her tomorrow, this is love; you slept with her today and have to sleep with her tomorrow, this is marriage .
Expert looked at the old farmer in surprise and respect and said: This is a topic I have studied for half a century.
So:
I went to work today, and I want to go to
— This is career ;
I went to work today, and I have to go to
— This is career !
I drank together today, and I want to go to
I wanted to drink together today, and I want to go to
I also drank together today, and I want to go to
I also drank together today, and I want to go to
— This is a friend ;
. I drank together today, and I have to drink
. I have eaten today, and I want to eat
. I have eaten today, and I want to eat
. I have eaten today, and I want to eat
. I have eaten today, and I have to eat
. I have eaten today, and I have to eat
. I have eaten today, and I have to eat
. I have to eat !
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If parents are old:
☞Don’t blame them for incontinence and dirtying their clothes, they have also wiped their shit and urine for you;
☞Don’t blame them for their incontinence and dirtying their clothes. They bent down and walked slowly, and they once helped you straighten your back and learn to walk;
☞Don't dislike them stuttering on their clothes, and they also fed you because of this;
☞Don't bother them nagging and being confused, because you used to be a good song, but they listened to them as beautiful songs. These passages of
are so great! Give it to you.
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