I think I would have peed in my pants!!

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I think I would have peed in my pants!! - DayDayNews

I think I would have peed in my pants!! - DayDayNews

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Smile for ten years~ Happiness is the most important thing! ↓↓↓1.Customer: When will your code be written? Programmer: Just get off work. Customer: Send an email when you are done. Programmer: OK. (The next day) Client: It’s almost noon, why haven’t you received your code yet? Di

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