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I couldn't help but feel shocked. This was the first time she had said such words to me in such a long time. With tears in my eyes and a little choked up, I asked tentatively: "Isn't it a little early?"
Funny joke, take a taxi wherever you want to go, please stop teasing us.
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1. A gentleman finished his meal in a restaurant and was about to get up and leave after paying the bill. The waiter standing aside saw that he had no intention of paying a tip, so he hurriedly said: "Sir, a customer who sat at this table yesterday gave me a tip of 60 yuan." Sir:
Joke: I’m here for comfort! I'm not here to see you being a jerk.
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1. The current underground parking lot is designed like a maze. It takes a long time to find it every time before you find that you don’t have a car. 2. Are you dating? I am a good-looking person. Although you may think I am ugly at first, you will tolerate it after a long time.
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1. On the ship, a sailor asked another sailor: "Wine and women, which do you prefer?" The other sailor replied: "I first have to know (it) their birth dates." 2. Clerk: " Manager, your meeting has been going on for so long, what decision have you made?” Manager: “Yes, we have dec
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Therefore, the content explained by the teacher still needs to attract students. Mainly because they move faster. Although I was scolded, it was good to wear an extra pair of shoes. How do you sell this ice cream? I want to buy it and take a photo. I work in a bank, do you need a
"They are also wearing skirts, and it is obvious whether they have boyfriends or not." Hahaha, how can you tell?
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After breakfast, I accompanied my mother downstairs. She meets her old friends every day somewhere in the community. My eighty-five-year-old mother was walking and chatting. There was an apricot tree in front of the unit that bore a lot of apricots, which were now in their prime.
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1. “My girlfriend is a microbiologist. She just gave me this for Valentine’s Day.” 2. “My twins and I were traveling in Spain with our triplets friends.” 3. “My friend was recently on Google Got a job. This is where he works today." 4. "My daughter is the ultimate troll. She goes
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The director of a primary school in a certain school is female and is in her sixties. The director is recognized by everyone as a strong woman and a contemporary "Mulan". In recent years, the director has brought up his brilliant achievements during meetings and criticized indivi
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1. The owner of the optical shop teaches the new clerk how to give prices to customers. "When he asks you how much you want, you answer '600 yuan.' If he doesn't blink, you continue: 'This is just the price of the frame, the lenses are 400 yuan.' If he still doesn't blink, you He
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We can always encounter various scams in life. The most typical and common one is MLM. This Ponzi scheme came from abroad in the 1980s, from the earliest MLM conferences to now being packaged and hidden on the Internet. , always accompanying our lives.
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Men often joke and hear that they can make more money by donating sperm. How much money can you get from donating sperm? If you don’t have any money, just donate sperm. Think of wonderful things and feel that you are making money [Flash of inspiration][Flash of inspiration][Flash
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Hello everyone, I write in vernacular, please pay attention if you like it. I woke up in the morning and was washing my clothes when I suddenly heard a crackling sound outside. It's raining. Rain in summer is so fast. It suddenly became a downpour. I remembered that my husband wa
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In fact, even in our middle and high school textbooks in China, Yu Shaobao's deeds are not publicized much. If you think about it carefully, Yue Shaobao fought against gold, and Yu Shaobao fought against Mongolia!
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1. I am unemployed at home, and the food is getting saltier. Me: "Don't put too much salt in cooking, salty food is bad for your health!" Mom: "You know that being idle is bad for your health, why don't you quickly find a job?" "2. After just a few minutes of homework, my phone g
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Cat Star: Only I can wake you up! You know the power of flattery. The masters are not necessarily among the people, but the masters are definitely in the back! "What are the two holes on the escort vehicle for?"
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In the photo, his figure has changed dramatically, and his arms are muscular. At first glance, he looks like a professional fitness coach. His thick arms are as big as his face, and he has fashionable yellow hair.
He was once the male protagonist of a popular idol drama, but now his appearance has changed drastically, and his figure has become "King Kong Barbie"
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This show is poisonous! The hero and heroine both changed their faces after 18 years. They were once the white moonlight in the hearts of countless people.
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I don’t know what kind of wind is blowing, but Xu Shaoyang has been posting muscle photos on Weibo. In the past few days, he has reached the climax of being hotly discussed by netizens ~ July 1st. Xu Shaoyang posted a selfie after working out. He has blond hair and arm muscles th
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Report all plagiarists. Recently, the idol heroine Chen Yirong announced to the outside world the good news that she is 5 months pregnant! Chen Yirong, who is now 39 years old, and her husband Xue Boren got married in Chiang Mai, Thailand, in September 2016. Chen Yirong inevitabl
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On July 29, 2005, Li Yapeng officially announced his marriage and became the man of Queen Faye Wong. Without Dou Wei's musical talent and Nicholas Tse's good looks, Li Yapeng's rise to the top has made people question the standards of queens in selecting spouses. But after marria
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Chen Yirong is counting down to her wedding. She attended the charity event of the Eden Foundation's Barrier-free Life Festival on the 23rd, her last event before leaving her single life. She appeared early in the morning in light clothing and talked about how she had interacted
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