Chicago voter to Obama: "Don't touch my girlfriend"

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My mother had an operation. Due to the epidemic, only one person could accompany her in the inpatient department. For the sake of convenience, my wife went there. I sat at the elevator entrance and the elevator opened. A man in his 60s or so carried an umbrella and a basket and a - DayDayNews

My mother had an operation. Due to the epidemic, only one person could accompany her in the inpatient department. For the sake of convenience, my wife went there. I sat at the elevator entrance and the elevator opened. A man in his 60s or so carried an umbrella and a basket and a

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1. Hilarious classic porter jokes. My mother has never spanked me since I was a child, but every time I did something wrong, she would ask my dad to spank me. When I talked about this matter with my dad yesterday, my dad said: "Kid, you remember. Dad is not a violent decision-mak - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic porter jokes. My mother has never spanked me since I was a child, but every time I did something wrong, she would ask my dad to spank me. When I talked about this matter with my dad yesterday, my dad said: "Kid, you remember. Dad is not a violent decision-mak

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1. During the Chinese New Year, my mother has been planning a blind date for me. Yesterday, the matchmaker called me and said that there was a matchmaker with good conditions and we could meet today. My mother warned me: "Are you dishonest? - DayDayNews

1. During the Chinese New Year, my mother has been planning a blind date for me. Yesterday, the matchmaker called me and said that there was a matchmaker with good conditions and we could meet today. My mother warned me: "Are you dishonest?

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Introduction: A cute baby was playing in the mud, but his whole body was completely covered in mud. Netizens became uneasy after seeing this. Is this a mini version of the Terracotta Warriors and Horses? Recently, in Chenzhou, Hunan, some netizens posted a video that made people - DayDayNews

Introduction: A cute baby was playing in the mud, but his whole body was completely covered in mud. Netizens became uneasy after seeing this. Is this a mini version of the Terracotta Warriors and Horses? Recently, in Chenzhou, Hunan, some netizens posted a video that made people

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I often hear people describe a cool man: he chops wires with sparks and lightning along the way. There is no need to cut wires, sparks may spark lightning directly! Otherwise you will know how fast the WIFI in the hospital is! - DayDayNews

I often hear people describe a cool man: he chops wires with sparks and lightning along the way. There is no need to cut wires, sparks may spark lightning directly! Otherwise you will know how fast the WIFI in the hospital is!

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1. What should I do to make her notice me? 2. Is there any dish that you can eat for a month without getting tired of it? 3. I am a doctor and I have the final say. 4. It’s late at night, so my girlfriend can’t wait. What should I do if I leave? 5. Fishing with the leader is also - DayDayNews

1. What should I do to make her notice me? 2. Is there any dish that you can eat for a month without getting tired of it? 3. I am a doctor and I have the final say. 4. It’s late at night, so my girlfriend can’t wait. What should I do if I leave? 5. Fishing with the leader is also

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#四川# #Share the jingle from your hometown# #Which jingles from childhood do you still remember? The teeth are burnt yellow, pretending to be an expert. If foreigners don’t come, wear socks with slippers. - DayDayNews

#四川# #Share the jingle from your hometown# #Which jingles from childhood do you still remember? The teeth are burnt yellow, pretending to be an expert. If foreigners don’t come, wear socks with slippers.

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1. "White Dog + Fresh Cut Grass" 2. "Today is my grandma's 101st birthday. For cake we said 'one hundred and one' and that's what we got." It read "Mom's 1001st Birthday" hapiness". 3. “My colleague gave me a cake on my last day at work.” 4. “My little cousin wanted to know why t - DayDayNews

1. "White Dog + Fresh Cut Grass" 2. "Today is my grandma's 101st birthday. For cake we said 'one hundred and one' and that's what we got." It read "Mom's 1001st Birthday" hapiness". 3. “My colleague gave me a cake on my last day at work.” 4. “My little cousin wanted to know why t

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01 Exploded? 02 I'm sorry03 I chose to give my home to them04 I really laugh to death every time I see it05 Who doesn't support Huang Xiaoming06 I bought a mosquito net to prevent cats from going to bed, but the result...07 Hahaha, why are you pretending to be crazy! 08 It’s true

A man accidentally rear-ended a cash transport truck, and both sides became tense for a moment, with their guns loaded.

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No.: 202207052320 Today the ceiling light in the bathroom suddenly stopped working. The original one was quite dim, so I bought one with a slightly larger wattage and installed it! I didn't expect it to be so bright. Suddenly I couldn't help but recall that when I first entered j - DayDayNews

No.: 202207052320 Today the ceiling light in the bathroom suddenly stopped working. The original one was quite dim, so I bought one with a slightly larger wattage and installed it! I didn't expect it to be so bright. Suddenly I couldn't help but recall that when I first entered j

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Yu Xiuhua, a female poet with cerebral palsy, can be said to be the most famous poet in the contemporary world. Even I, a layperson who has never read poetry, know her. I have read her story about sleeping with men across half of China. At first, when I read her poems, I was surp - DayDayNews

Yu Xiuhua, a female poet with cerebral palsy, can be said to be the most famous poet in the contemporary world. Even I, a layperson who has never read poetry, know her. I have read her story about sleeping with men across half of China. At first, when I read her poems, I was surp

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We always complain that straight men don’t understand the style and don’t know how to distinguish between green tea bitches. They are led by the nose. Today we are going to rectify the names of our male compatriots. When straight men criticize green tea bitches, that is the real - DayDayNews

We always complain that straight men don’t understand the style and don’t know how to distinguish between green tea bitches. They are led by the nose. Today we are going to rectify the names of our male compatriots. When straight men criticize green tea bitches, that is the real

When a straight man picks up a green tea bitch, that’s the real trick (hahaha!)

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Do you have a boss who is gossipy, boring, and stingy? Many times I feel that she is really disgusting. It’s not just one thing that disgusts her, but everything that disgusts me. My mother-in-law, she is so verbose and loves to gossip. She is like a village girl. I really think - DayDayNews

Do you have a boss who is gossipy, boring, and stingy? Many times I feel that she is really disgusting. It’s not just one thing that disgusts her, but everything that disgusts me. My mother-in-law, she is so verbose and loves to gossip. She is like a village girl. I really think

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1. “Close enough to…” 2. “My friend wore the wrong shirt to Disneyland.” 3. “My coworker and I spotted a praying mantis at work and took a photo with it. It turned out more like A couple’s engagement photos. “Thought I lost it years ago, only to find this old one that still fits - DayDayNews

1. “Close enough to…” 2. “My friend wore the wrong shirt to Disneyland.” 3. “My coworker and I spotted a praying mantis at work and took a photo with it. It turned out more like A couple’s engagement photos. “Thought I lost it years ago, only to find this old one that still fits

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You still have to carry it by yourself and take the shuttle bus to the island every day, there are very few other people. In the morning, Lao Qian rarely arrived before me. Of course I was happy to have someone with me. Today is the third time I met him. The first time was probab - DayDayNews

You still have to carry it by yourself and take the shuttle bus to the island every day, there are very few other people. In the morning, Lao Qian rarely arrived before me. Of course I was happy to have someone with me. Today is the third time I met him. The first time was probab

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I was stuck on the elevated highway during the evening rush hour. Watching the meter keep jumping, I said to the taxi driver: How about I get off here. The driver turned down the volume of the radio, turned around and looked at me seriously: The road you choose is expensive. The - DayDayNews

I was stuck on the elevated highway during the evening rush hour. Watching the meter keep jumping, I said to the taxi driver: How about I get off here. The driver turned down the volume of the radio, turned around and looked at me seriously: The road you choose is expensive. The

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From the legend of Taimu Empress using white tea to treat measles during the Yao Dynasty, Zhuo Jianzhou wrote in "The Complete Records of Taimu Mountain": Green Snow Bud, now known as Pekoe, is cold in nature and has the same effect as rhinoceros horn. It is a holy medicine for m

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Doctor, after the age of forty, I obviously feel that my physical strength is getting worse and worse in all aspects. I always feel particularly sleepy and weak. I have no energy every day and am always sluggish. Even the most basic sexual intercourse is no longer possible. Not o - DayDayNews

Doctor, after the age of forty, I obviously feel that my physical strength is getting worse and worse in all aspects. I always feel particularly sleepy and weak. I have no energy every day and am always sluggish. Even the most basic sexual intercourse is no longer possible. Not o

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If you don’t believe it, take a look at the running memory of WeChat on your mobile phone (or cut off most functions)? WeChat has accounted for more than 30% of the running memory of my phone. You must know that most mobile phones only have 4-6G of running memory. After all, a sm

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This is a special front, this is a special team. In midsummer, when reporters walked into the China Military Network office platform of the Network Department of the People's Liberation Army Press and Communication Center, the four characters "Red Flag Workstation" stood out. - DayDayNews

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At this time, the year 1953 was ushered in to resist U.S. aggression and aid Korea. The war has been going on for more than two years, and armistice negotiations have been started for more than a year. The war still has no result. The U.S. government and people, as well as the so

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