What You Say Under Anesthesia ✍️

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Girl, if you are so tall and still wear high heels, can you find a boyfriend? Girl, if you don’t walk on the spacious road next to you, you have to climb over the wall. Isn’t this asking for abuse? - DayDayNews

Girl, if you are so tall and still wear high heels, can you find a boyfriend? Girl, if you don’t walk on the spacious road next to you, you have to climb over the wall. Isn’t this asking for abuse?

Girls, be careful about your appearance on the subway. Your highlights are exposed when you bend over. It’s so embarrassing.

05/16 1956

【1】Ip Man, times have changed 【2】World peace 【3】In order to make the flying hanging more reasonable 【4】The braid is so cute 【5】The small ax is quite useful 【6】 It’s your first time to go there if you are young At my cousin's house, I saw my cousin playing a game console [7] witho - DayDayNews

【1】Ip Man, times have changed 【2】World peace 【3】In order to make the flying hanging more reasonable 【4】The braid is so cute 【5】The small ax is quite useful 【6】 It’s your first time to go there if you are young At my cousin's house, I saw my cousin playing a game console [7] witho

Funny GIFs. Ip Man Times have changed

05/17 1496

1. Is there a domineering president? I heard that that thing can automatically cool down. 2. I accidentally fell down on the way to work today and was diagnosed with third-degree burns by the hospital. 3. If the weather continues to be this hot, I’m afraid my ice cream identity w - DayDayNews

1. Is there a domineering president? I heard that that thing can automatically cool down. 2. I accidentally fell down on the way to work today and was diagnosed with third-degree burns by the hospital. 3. If the weather continues to be this hot, I’m afraid my ice cream identity w

[The weather is too hot and sand sculpture copywriting]

05/19 1013

That year, Tsinghua's admission score was 695, and I scored 69. The little master feels very tired in the exam today. It is probably because of the nightmare last night that disturbed his mind. He has been a little bored due to the numerous trivial matters recently. In addition, - DayDayNews

That year, Tsinghua's admission score was 695, and I scored 69. The little master feels very tired in the exam today. It is probably because of the nightmare last night that disturbed his mind. He has been a little bored due to the numerous trivial matters recently. In addition,

A collection of college entrance examination jokes that will make you cry until you cry

05/18 1564

1. I received a letter today. It is my "honor" to meet you. 2. I was doing a chemistry experiment that day. All the classmates had finished it, but I hadn’t. The teacher asked me what was wrong. I cried and shouted: There is no aluminum! ! ! ! No aluminum! ! 3. I took the IMBT te - DayDayNews

1. I received a letter today. It is my "honor" to meet you. 2. I was doing a chemistry experiment that day. All the classmates had finished it, but I hadn’t. The teacher asked me what was wrong. I cried and shouted: There is no aluminum! ! ! ! No aluminum! ! 3. I took the IMBT te

Have you learned those cute homophones and earthy love words?

05/17 1468

The Lantern Festival has passed, and I believe everyone has guessed a lot of riddles. 315 is a day to crack down on counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddles. Please correct me. Search the Internet for the riddle " - DayDayNews

The Lantern Festival has passed, and I believe everyone has guessed a lot of riddles. 315 is a day to crack down on counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddles. Please correct me. Search the Internet for the riddle "

Funny riddle: Eight bearers carry drums, two yakshas dance in front (beat an animal)

05/18 1479

I met a very girly boy. At first I thought he was pretending to be a girl just to get close to me and plot evil. But later I found out that this guy is a girl. He cried when he saw cockroaches, and he even pointed his fingers at every word he spoke. Especially because he could ac - DayDayNews

I met a very girly boy. At first I thought he was pretending to be a girl just to get close to me and plot evil. But later I found out that this guy is a girl. He cried when he saw cockroaches, and he even pointed his fingers at every word he spoke. Especially because he could ac

Issue 754: Three tepid jokes - Sissy

05/19 1059

One day, I was chatting with a colleague. The colleague talked about one of his neighbors, a lady in her forties, very strange. She often came to her colleagues' houses to borrow things. At first, it was occasionally, soy sauce, salt, onions, ginger, garlic [courgette] and other - DayDayNews

One day, I was chatting with a colleague. The colleague talked about one of his neighbors, a lady in her forties, very strange. She often came to her colleagues' houses to borrow things. At first, it was occasionally, soy sauce, salt, onions, ginger, garlic [courgette] and other

Weird neighbors can lend you all kinds of things. The key is to come at any time. "The only thing I need to borrow is my husband."

05/16 1978

The Lantern Festival has passed, and I believe everyone has guessed a lot of riddles. 315 is a day to crack down on counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddles. Please correct me. Search the Internet for the riddle " - DayDayNews

The Lantern Festival has passed, and I believe everyone has guessed a lot of riddles. 315 is a day to crack down on counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddles. Please correct me. Search the Internet for the riddle "

Funny: Wearing pheasant feathers and a purple robe, it says I live in Stone Bridge (hit an animal)

05/18 1005

1 You can't see this at all. 2 The dumplings are so delicious that the more you eat, the better... 3 To celebrate, I'll give you one. 4 Little bird: It's a little trap, and it wants to harm me. 5 Good guy, I'll just say that you need to take a few steps every day. So many 6 tmd, - DayDayNews

1 You can't see this at all. 2 The dumplings are so delicious that the more you eat, the better... 3 To celebrate, I'll give you one. 4 Little bird: It's a little trap, and it wants to harm me. 5 Good guy, I'll just say that you need to take a few steps every day. So many 6 tmd,

Tyson looks a little reserved

05/19 1055

I really can’t answer your question if I’m not in ancient times. My wife made pig trotters for me and asked me to comment on it after I finished it. The couple I met at the subway station fell in love and looked at me in the mirror, who was 188cm tall, and fell into deep thought. - DayDayNews

I really can’t answer your question if I’m not in ancient times. My wife made pig trotters for me and asked me to comment on it after I finished it. The couple I met at the subway station fell in love and looked at me in the mirror, who was 188cm tall, and fell into deep thought.

The couple who met at the subway station and fell in love looked at me in the mirror, 188cm tall, and fell into deep thought.

05/23 1052

About my mother’s first online shopping experience. Cat: Hey, this was not the person yesterday. At the scene of a large social death, the teacher's expression was absolutely stunning. "I'm so handsome but I can't win over you?" - DayDayNews

About my mother’s first online shopping experience. Cat: Hey, this was not the person yesterday. At the scene of a large social death, the teacher's expression was absolutely stunning. "I'm so handsome but I can't win over you?"

What do you do when you don't want to attend a school sports day?

05/23 1396

Will my Mandarin get better and better after reading this book? How do couples celebrate Teachers' Day? - DayDayNews

Will my Mandarin get better and better after reading this book? How do couples celebrate Teachers' Day?

How boring can a person be? What do you do when you're bored?

05/23 1926

In the 1990s, shopping malls in the city were equipped with elevators to make it easier for customers to go upstairs and downstairs for shopping. The second uncle thought this was a really good thing, so he went home happily without buying any clothes. - DayDayNews

In the 1990s, shopping malls in the city were equipped with elevators to make it easier for customers to go upstairs and downstairs for shopping. The second uncle thought this was a really good thing, so he went home happily without buying any clothes.

Now let you see what a great god is!

05/23 1598

A netizen showed off the starry sky ceiling of his home during renovation on the Internet. After watching it, he couldn't hold it in anymore. It was really funny. The starry sky turns directly into a black hole, and romance is instantly terrifying. This netizen really opened my e - DayDayNews

A netizen showed off the starry sky ceiling of his home during renovation on the Internet. After watching it, he couldn't hold it in anymore. It was really funny. The starry sky turns directly into a black hole, and romance is instantly terrifying. This netizen really opened my e

I laughed so hard that I convulsed, so hurry up and ask the designer to refund your money.

05/23 1781

They had a brush with death, but they didn't seem to know or care. This shouldn't be the first time we in China felt that rhubarb was awesome. The fish said: Get lost, it's annoying. They say that a mother is strong, and this cat should have been picked up. Fortunately, he ran fa - DayDayNews

They had a brush with death, but they didn't seem to know or care. This shouldn't be the first time we in China felt that rhubarb was awesome. The fish said: Get lost, it's annoying. They say that a mother is strong, and this cat should have been picked up. Fortunately, he ran fa

The leader is very important. The older you are, the bolder you are.

05/22 1156

Recently, spy photos of the road test of the production version of the Tank 700 have been exposed. It is likely that the overall shape of the new car will continue from the concept version. The shape is full of mecha style, and the power is expected to be equipped with a 3.0T six - DayDayNews

Recently, spy photos of the road test of the production version of the Tank 700 have been exposed. It is likely that the overall shape of the new car will continue from the concept version. The shape is full of mecha style, and the power is expected to be equipped with a 3.0T six

Tank 500 is just an appetizer! The mass production version of Tank 700 is exposed, wearing a mecha and having a strong aura

05/23 1395

[Shopping guide to understand cars] With the development of the times, people's pace of life is accelerating, and the pressure of life is also increasing. Compared with the high cost of houses, buying a car has become a way for many people to reward themselves. Another option. A - DayDayNews

[Shopping guide to understand cars] With the development of the times, people's pace of life is accelerating, and the pressure of life is also increasing. Compared with the high cost of houses, buying a car has become a way for many people to reward themselves. Another option. A

Strength online, look at the brand 300,000-class joint venture family SUV!

05/23 1033

Recently, GAC Toyota officially announced that it will launch the Highlander 380T model. The biggest feature of the new car is that it will be equipped with a TNGA 2.0T engine and provide new exterior and interior colors. - DayDayNews

Recently, GAC Toyota officially announced that it will launch the Highlander 380T model. The biggest feature of the new car is that it will be equipped with a TNGA 2.0T engine and provide new exterior and interior colors.

[eCar] 2.0T Highlander official pictures released

05/23 1869

In the recent entertainment industry, it can be said that it is surrounded by news about celebrity romances. Today's breakup, tomorrow's cheating, the day after tomorrow's love affair, Lin Gengxin, who is the dream of 900 million girls, was also rumored to be married. - DayDayNews

In the recent entertainment industry, it can be said that it is surrounded by news about celebrity romances. Today's breakup, tomorrow's cheating, the day after tomorrow's love affair, Lin Gengxin, who is the dream of 900 million girls, was also rumored to be married.

Zhang Xueying and Qin Junjie issued another statement but the news was revealed. Zhang Xueying took the blame for her?

05/23 1386

On July 3, in Ohio, the United States, a woman confronted riot police during a demonstration against the police shooting of Walker. Overseas Network, July 4th According to a CNN report on the 4th, a 25-year-old African-American man, Jayland Walker, was shot dozens of times by mul - DayDayNews

On July 3, in Ohio, the United States, a woman confronted riot police during a demonstration against the police shooting of Walker. Overseas Network, July 4th According to a CNN report on the 4th, a 25-year-old African-American man, Jayland Walker, was shot dozens of times by mul

An African-American man was shot to death by the police in Ohio. The family of the deceased hopes for systemic changes: he hopes to be treated as a human being.

05/23 1386

Following the resumption of the federal Express Entry in July, the increase of 1,150 quotas for provincial nominations in Ontario, the extension of the tourist entry transfer visa to 2023, and the extension of the international student work permit for 18 months, Canadian Immigrat - DayDayNews

Following the resumption of the federal Express Entry in July, the increase of 1,150 quotas for provincial nominations in Ontario, the extension of the tourist entry transfer visa to 2023, and the extension of the international student work permit for 18 months, Canadian Immigrat

Canadian immigration quota increased to 500,000

05/23 1640