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The Lantern Festival has passed, and I believe everyone has guessed a lot of riddles. 315 is a day to crack down on counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddles. Please correct me. Search the Internet for the riddle "
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My wife and I have been married for almost a year and we are planning to have a baby. I lamented why milk powder is so expensive and not safe. My wife said something super classic: From now on, you drink from the left, the baby drinks from the right, and I eat alone. , our whole
Happy moment: Obviously making money is a very unhappy thing, so why do you still work so hard to make money?
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Today is a good day. I bumped into a handsome guy in the lobby on the first floor when I got to work in the morning. Not only did we not argue, we even chatted for ten minutes while you laughed and laughed. If it weren't for the fear of being late for work, I would have chatted w
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1. "Study and work hard" Grandma said to Xiao Ming: "You just play all day long and don't study hard at all. Just like your father, you are getting old." Xiao Ming asked: "Did Dad study very hard when he was young?". Grandma continued: "When your father was in the first grade of
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Not like you, even the box weighs less than two kilograms. Isn’t this waiting for you to reincarnate? I have long wanted to have a second child. Would you like to call me mom? You are so short that you have lowered the average height of the entire country.
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I bought a piece on the street today and tried it. It shouldn't be expensive. Sometimes I don’t understand what I am thinking. Why do so few people buy big ones? There are not many bosses with such conscience nowadays.
The underwear I just bought was put on by my wife. My husband said: It’s so fashionable, hahaha
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Text/Chu Mo Qingyi ‖ Exclusively published by Toutiao Today Jiang Shudao has found a girlfriend named Li Jiandan. The reason why the two are together is due to two words, coincidence. What a coincidence, neither sooner nor later, the two of them happened to bump into each other o
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I met a very girly boy. At first I thought he was pretending to be a girl just to get close to me and plot evil. But later I found out that this guy is a girl. He cried when he saw cockroaches, and he even pointed his fingers at every word he spoke. Especially because he could ac
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I really can’t answer your question if I’m not in ancient times. My wife made pig trotters for me and asked me to comment on it after I finished it. The couple I met at the subway station fell in love and looked at me in the mirror, who was 188cm tall, and fell into deep thought.
The couple who met at the subway station and fell in love looked at me in the mirror, 188cm tall, and fell into deep thought.
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About my mother’s first online shopping experience. Cat: Hey, this was not the person yesterday. At the scene of a large social death, the teacher's expression was absolutely stunning. "I'm so handsome but I can't win over you?"
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In the 1990s, shopping malls in the city were equipped with elevators to make it easier for customers to go upstairs and downstairs for shopping. The second uncle thought this was a really good thing, so he went home happily without buying any clothes.
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A netizen showed off the starry sky ceiling of his home during renovation on the Internet. After watching it, he couldn't hold it in anymore. It was really funny. The starry sky turns directly into a black hole, and romance is instantly terrifying. This netizen really opened my e
I laughed so hard that I convulsed, so hurry up and ask the designer to refund your money.
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Tian Wang’s sister-in-law Fang Yuan wears a suspender to go to sea! Wearing a 4,000 brand-name bracelet looks so luxurious, with a slender waist and navel exposed
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Yuan Bingyan, who has been waiting at home for a long time, finally has a new drama to start filming. This time she is cooperating with Zheng Yecheng in the costume drama "Hello Qing". At the opening ceremony, the male and female protagonists had complete makeup and hair, and wor
Yuan Bingyan's new drama started filming, her face is sunken and her nasolabial folds are deep, and she was ridiculed as the "ugly version of Zhao Liying"
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The Internet revealed that Yuan Bingyan's first costume myth drama "Bai Ze Ling", her partner has just finished filming "Starfall"
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