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Because I was curious, I couldn't help but try a leg-sitting kill with my husband, but almost sent him to the hospital.
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1. Female: My first boyfriend was a wonton seller. After we broke up, I stopped eating wontons. My second boyfriend ran an Internet cafe. After we broke up, I stopped surfing the Internet. Man: Then you can’t leave me. Woman: Why? Man: Because I sell clothes! Woman: Then I can we
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1. In class in winter, the teacher stood with his back to the stove and said to the students: Think twice before speaking, count to at least fifty times, and count to a hundred times for important things. The students rushed to count, and finally burst out in unison: ninety-eight
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Who am I, where am I, what exactly do I do. I have horns on my head and wings on my back. I'm in the milk tea shop. Come find me. Hilarious comment: When pursuing a girl, when she behaves in any way, can you give up?
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1. Classic funny wife jokes. The wife just gave birth to a daughter, and the husband is a little disappointed. The wife said: "Although she is a daughter, her nose and mouth look so much like yours! How beautiful!" The husband sighed: "Hey, the most important thing is that I stil
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The second bastard returned to his hometown just because his father wanted to return to the West. His scrawny father had refused to eat for several days. He was gasping for breath on the hospital bed, waiting to die——
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1. Dad was on the beach with his children. His four-year-old son ran over, took his hand, and led him to the shore. There was a dead seagull on the sand there. The son asked: "Dad, what happened to it?" The father replied: "It died and went to heaven." The son thought for a while
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Coal field, magnetic field, rain field, sand field. Today’s source of joy has been delivered. A confused girl encountered in the hospital. Find the psychological shadow area of the person concerned at that time. Look carefully, there is a traitor here.
After receiving an unreasonable request from a girl in the hospital... I was stunned.
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Have you ever seen a school express delivery station on Double Eleven, surrounded by the fear of express delivery? Let's put it this way, wholesale rope costs about 0.03 yuan, and after tying it up, it costs 0.03 W.
"Isn't it just a breakfast? Big brother's eyes are straight!" Hahaha, it's so beautiful.
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My best friend kindly advised me: "We don't need to be obsessed with nymphomaniacs and imitate those perverts who follow good housewives into the men's room~" For example, when you are touching up your makeup, there happens to be a boy who has finished his work and leaves the toi
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My wife and I have been married for almost a year and we are planning to have a baby. I lamented why milk powder is so expensive and not safe. My wife said something super classic: From now on, you drink from the left, the baby drinks from the right, and I eat alone. , our whole
Happy moment: Obviously making money is a very unhappy thing, so why do you still work so hard to make money?
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1. "Study and work hard" Grandma said to Xiao Ming: "You just play all day long and don't study hard at all. Just like your father, you are getting old." Xiao Ming asked: "Did Dad study very hard when he was young?". Grandma continued: "When your father was in the first grade of
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Why are you so embarrassed? I'll just pick up a bottle. I'll pick it up without delaying your photo taking. Brother, what kind of music are you listening to? Wash the client's hair well, so that the client can get high too. Use your abdominal muscles and Opening bottle caps with
"My girlfriend keeps playing games all night long, what should I do?" I can't keep people in my heart.
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That year, Tsinghua's admission score was 695, and I scored 69. The little master feels very tired in the exam today. It is probably because of the nightmare last night that disturbed his mind. He has been a little bored due to the numerous trivial matters recently. In addition,
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No.1 Xiaoqiang is a troublemaker. When he is at home, he either breaks other people’s windows with a slingshot or scratches the paint on other people’s cars when they are not prepared. When he is at school, he either puts thumbtacks on classmates’ stools or pricks them. His butt
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A few days ago, a symposium on cooperation between the Greater Khingan Mountains and Huayong Investment Group Co., Ltd. was held in the ice city of Harbin. Xu Xiangguo, Secretary of the Daxinganling Prefectural Committee, and Li Yong, Chairman of the Board of Directors of Huayong
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From the perspective of the current popularity list, we can analyze and predict the hot themes and concepts of tomorrow's stock market. The popularity list has changed significantly over the weekend. The hot themes and concepts of tomorrow's stock market may be the following: 1.
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On the afternoon of July 2, the Shenyang Boxing Sports Association’s reelection and the first meeting of the second term were held in Shenyang. The meeting reviewed the work report of the first committee and elected the president, vice president, secretary-general, chief supervis
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After Lukaku successfully returned to Inter Milan, Inter Milan's road to reinforcement has undoubtedly been at the forefront of Serie A: the striker combination of Lautaro and Lukaku will reappear in Serie A, and Joaquin Correa has also been replaced. Inter Milan bought out. In a
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Liu Yong, whose original name was Sanbian, was later renamed Liu Yong, also named Qiqing. Because he was the seventh in the family, he was also called Liu Qi. His ancestral home was Chong'an County, Fujian. Liu Yongsheng came from a family of Confucian eunuchs in the early Northe
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