I'm Invincible If I Die Once More, But My Organs Have Become Self-Aware, Preventing Me from Dying

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I'm Invincible If I Die Once More, But My Organs Have Become Self-Aware, Preventing Me from Dying - DayDayNews

I'm Invincible If I Die Once More, But My Organs Have Become Self-Aware, Preventing Me from Dying - DayDayNews

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The old man in the article is the father of the woman. Because his son-in-law put three tomatoes in the cooking, the old man called the police and asked the police to arrest his son-in-law. He even almost fell out with his daughter because of this matter. As the saying goes, "A s - DayDayNews

The old man in the article is the father of the woman. Because his son-in-law put three tomatoes in the cooking, the old man called the police and asked the police to arrest his son-in-law. He even almost fell out with his daughter because of this matter. As the saying goes, "A s

The son-in-law put 3 tomatoes in the cooking, and the father-in-law felt so distressed that he immediately called the police to arrest him.

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If the plane bombs and we are all burned to death and stuck to this seat, your family will find the body according to the seat number, take my ashes back and offer them as an offering, and kowtow to me every day, will you be happy? - DayDayNews

If the plane bombs and we are all burned to death and stuck to this seat, your family will find the body according to the seat number, take my ashes back and offer them as an offering, and kowtow to me every day, will you be happy?

(hilarious emoticon) An aunt was trying to grab a seat on a plane. The young man responded wittily, but the aunt had no choice but to give up her seat.

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1. Classic funny wife jokes. The wife just gave birth to a daughter, and the husband is a little disappointed. The wife said: "Although she is a daughter, her nose and mouth look so much like yours! How beautiful!" The husband sighed: "Hey, the most important thing is that I stil - DayDayNews

1. Classic funny wife jokes. The wife just gave birth to a daughter, and the husband is a little disappointed. The wife said: "Although she is a daughter, her nose and mouth look so much like yours! How beautiful!" The husband sighed: "Hey, the most important thing is that I stil

Classic funny wife jokes, hilarious funny jokes about embarrassing things

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1. On the bus, a pregnant woman standing said to a strange man sitting next to her: Don’t you know I’m pregnant? The man looked very nervous and said: But the child is not mine! 2. The son and his father went to the zoo. The son rode on his father's back. When he came to a donkey - DayDayNews

1. On the bus, a pregnant woman standing said to a strange man sitting next to her: Don’t you know I’m pregnant? The man looked very nervous and said: But the child is not mine! 2. The son and his father went to the zoo. The son rode on his father's back. When he came to a donkey

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Painting happened on a whim and I stayed up late in the study. My boyfriend urged me several times not to stay up late, but I ignored him. The last time he finally got angry and grabbed the brush from my hand! I was very angry and punched him. He stepped back repeatedly and excla - DayDayNews

Painting happened on a whim and I stayed up late in the study. My boyfriend urged me several times not to stay up late, but I ignored him. The last time he finally got angry and grabbed the brush from my hand! I was very angry and punched him. He stepped back repeatedly and excla

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Hilarious classic coworker funny joke: A coworker wants to have a second child, and persuades his son that having a younger brother or sister will bring many benefits: "I will play with you and be your little follower." - DayDayNews

Hilarious classic coworker funny joke: A coworker wants to have a second child, and persuades his son that having a younger brother or sister will bring many benefits: "I will play with you and be your little follower."

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Hello everyone, welcome to this column. I hope everyone can find the long-lost laughter in this column. Most of the text content comes from Tieba, etc. It has not been confirmed whether the content is true. If you have any doubts, please contact the author to delete it. The title - DayDayNews

Hello everyone, welcome to this column. I hope everyone can find the long-lost laughter in this column. Most of the text content comes from Tieba, etc. It has not been confirmed whether the content is true. If you have any doubts, please contact the author to delete it. The title

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1. In college, a boy confessed to the school goddess: "Looking back 500 times in the past life is exchanged for one encounter in this life. We were not able to be together in the previous life. We are destined to be together in this life. Can you be my girlfriend?" But the goddes

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Who am I, where am I, what exactly do I do. I have horns on my head and wings on my back. I'm in the milk tea shop. Come find me. Hilarious comment: When pursuing a girl, when she behaves in any way, can you give up? - DayDayNews

Who am I, where am I, what exactly do I do. I have horns on my head and wings on my back. I'm in the milk tea shop. Come find me. Hilarious comment: When pursuing a girl, when she behaves in any way, can you give up?

Hilarious commentary: When pursuing a girl, when she behaves in any way, can you give up? Ha ha

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Have you ever seen a school express delivery station on Double Eleven, surrounded by the fear of express delivery? Let's put it this way, wholesale rope costs about 0.03 yuan, and after tying it up, it costs 0.03 W. - DayDayNews

Have you ever seen a school express delivery station on Double Eleven, surrounded by the fear of express delivery? Let's put it this way, wholesale rope costs about 0.03 yuan, and after tying it up, it costs 0.03 W.

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My wife and I have been married for almost a year and we are planning to have a baby. I lamented why milk powder is so expensive and not safe. My wife said something super classic: From now on, you drink from the left, the baby drinks from the right, and I eat alone. , our whole - DayDayNews

My wife and I have been married for almost a year and we are planning to have a baby. I lamented why milk powder is so expensive and not safe. My wife said something super classic: From now on, you drink from the left, the baby drinks from the right, and I eat alone. , our whole

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1. "Study and work hard" Grandma said to Xiao Ming: "You just play all day long and don't study hard at all. Just like your father, you are getting old." Xiao Ming asked: "Did Dad study very hard when he was young?". Grandma continued: "When your father was in the first grade of - DayDayNews

1. "Study and work hard" Grandma said to Xiao Ming: "You just play all day long and don't study hard at all. Just like your father, you are getting old." Xiao Ming asked: "Did Dad study very hard when he was young?". Grandma continued: "When your father was in the first grade of

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Why are you so embarrassed? I'll just pick up a bottle. I'll pick it up without delaying your photo taking. Brother, what kind of music are you listening to? Wash the client's hair well, so that the client can get high too. Use your abdominal muscles and Opening bottle caps with - DayDayNews

Why are you so embarrassed? I'll just pick up a bottle. I'll pick it up without delaying your photo taking. Brother, what kind of music are you listening to? Wash the client's hair well, so that the client can get high too. Use your abdominal muscles and Opening bottle caps with

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That year, Tsinghua's admission score was 695, and I scored 69. The little master feels very tired in the exam today. It is probably because of the nightmare last night that disturbed his mind. He has been a little bored due to the numerous trivial matters recently. In addition, - DayDayNews

That year, Tsinghua's admission score was 695, and I scored 69. The little master feels very tired in the exam today. It is probably because of the nightmare last night that disturbed his mind. He has been a little bored due to the numerous trivial matters recently. In addition,

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No.1 Xiaoqiang is a troublemaker. When he is at home, he either breaks other people’s windows with a slingshot or scratches the paint on other people’s cars when they are not prepared. When he is at school, he either puts thumbtacks on classmates’ stools or pricks them. His butt

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Lin Ziqiao smiled and said to the girl, "Thank you!" "By the way, handsome guy, do you have anything to do with Li Qian? I'll take the liberty to ask." the girl asked. Lin Ziqiao smiled and said, "She is my senior sister. I'm leaving! Thank you." Lin Ziqiao walked out after sayin - DayDayNews

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Data in the report shows that Tesla produced more than 258,000 vehicles and delivered more than 254,000 vehicles globally. As far as the first half of 2022 is concerned, Tesla has delivered 564,000 vehicles. - DayDayNews

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When it comes to what kind of copper material is good for incense burners, everyone knows that some people ask what kind of copper material is good for incense burners. In addition, some people want to ask what kind of copper material is good for household incense burners. Do you

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The living room is the facade of a home, and it is also the first place that guests see when they enter. The quality of the living room decoration directly affects the first impression that guests have of us. No matter how well decorated the bedroom is, it is still a private spac - DayDayNews

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[ZhaoWu Sharing] Holy Fool 3 In Russian folklore, there is a prototype called the "Holy Fool". "Holy Fools" are people who seem to be out of tune with society - they are weird, make people want to walk around them when they see them, and are even a little crazy. Yet they knew the

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