STOP Wasting Your Noodles

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Who hasn’t encountered a few disgusting people or things in four years of college? Let’s experience what netizens shared: #The most disgusting thing I encountered in college#▼I was really sick! ▼Is there something wrong with such a person’s head? ? ? ▼Keep the mud on your body fo - DayDayNews

Who hasn’t encountered a few disgusting people or things in four years of college? Let’s experience what netizens shared: #The most disgusting thing I encountered in college#▼I was really sick! ▼Is there something wrong with such a person’s head? ? ? ▼Keep the mud on your body fo

"Someone pooped in a public bathroom?? What kind of devilish roommates are these!"

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1. In college, a boy confessed to the school goddess: "Looking back 500 times in the past life is exchanged for one encounter in this life. We were not able to be together in the previous life. We are destined to be together in this life. Can you be my girlfriend?" But the goddes - DayDayNews

1. In college, a boy confessed to the school goddess: "Looking back 500 times in the past life is exchanged for one encounter in this life. We were not able to be together in the previous life. We are destined to be together in this life. Can you be my girlfriend?" But the goddes

Happy moment: My female boss was kidnapped late at night, and she told me excitedly in the morning: It’s been more than 10 years...

05/15 1313

My best friend kindly advised me: "We don't need to be obsessed with nymphomaniacs and imitate those perverts who follow good housewives into the men's room~" For example, when you are touching up your makeup, there happens to be a boy who has finished his work and leaves the toi - DayDayNews

My best friend kindly advised me: "We don't need to be obsessed with nymphomaniacs and imitate those perverts who follow good housewives into the men's room~" For example, when you are touching up your makeup, there happens to be a boy who has finished his work and leaves the toi

I accidentally entered the men's room because I forgot my glasses, and was hung up.

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1. Me: Brother, what are you looking for? Him: Stop talking, it will interrupt my train of thought. Don’t you know that people are most afraid of being disturbed when they are looking for something? It made me forget what I was looking for. Some people are so short-handed that th - DayDayNews

1. Me: Brother, what are you looking for? Him: Stop talking, it will interrupt my train of thought. Don’t you know that people are most afraid of being disturbed when they are looking for something? It made me forget what I was looking for. Some people are so short-handed that th

Wise words are like bricks, just for challenging people

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(1) Human babies grow too slowly (2) When boys go out, remember to protect themselves (3) The wonderful use of sweatshirts by foreign boys (4) You aliens are so inferior. Such an advanced civilization can’t even reach the earth. I can’t even be silenced (5) Who is spying on me! ! - DayDayNews

(1) Human babies grow too slowly (2) When boys go out, remember to protect themselves (3) The wonderful use of sweatshirts by foreign boys (4) You aliens are so inferior. Such an advanced civilization can’t even reach the earth. I can’t even be silenced (5) Who is spying on me! !

Daily Hilarious Picture God Comment Award: Girl, are you in love with the prince’s skull?

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What kind of roads are there in your city? Look at the picture below and you will understand something. The so-called art means that people cannot understand it. I didn't notice it at first, but now the more I look at it, the more wrong it becomes. - DayDayNews

What kind of roads are there in your city? Look at the picture below and you will understand something. The so-called art means that people cannot understand it. I didn't notice it at first, but now the more I look at it, the more wrong it becomes.

Hilarious comment: I wonder why the van is not black?

05/16 1167

1. Burr Martin deceived his daughter by recreating her selfies. 2. “My girlfriend’s dad sent this caption, ‘Can’t believe this guy left his GPS on his dashboard when he went to the store.’” 3. “We didn’t have 19 candles. My dad said cake It's my fourth birthday." 4. "My dad 'trie - DayDayNews

1. Burr Martin deceived his daughter by recreating her selfies. 2. “My girlfriend’s dad sent this caption, ‘Can’t believe this guy left his GPS on his dashboard when he went to the store.’” 3. “We didn’t have 19 candles. My dad said cake It's my fourth birthday." 4. "My dad 'trie

14 Photos That Prove "Dads Have the Best Sense of Sense"

05/15 1572

As a western cowboy, I am a cowboy. Don't ask me why I don't use a gun, because my head is better than a gun. Leave a big gap. This is the shadow of my past. Just imagine that when you are having fun, there is a face looking at you from over there and asking: "Brother, do you hav - DayDayNews

As a western cowboy, I am a cowboy. Don't ask me why I don't use a gun, because my head is better than a gun. Leave a big gap. This is the shadow of my past. Just imagine that when you are having fun, there is a face looking at you from over there and asking: "Brother, do you hav

Why is there such a big gap under the toilet partition? The comments made me laugh, hahaha

05/17 1488

Today is a good day. I bumped into a handsome guy in the lobby on the first floor when I got to work in the morning. Not only did we not argue, we even chatted for ten minutes while you laughed and laughed. If it weren't for the fear of being late for work, I would have chatted w - DayDayNews

Today is a good day. I bumped into a handsome guy in the lobby on the first floor when I got to work in the morning. Not only did we not argue, we even chatted for ten minutes while you laughed and laughed. If it weren't for the fear of being late for work, I would have chatted w

The author of the short novel "I Bought": Shuimu Yuntian

05/16 1758

One day, I was chatting with a colleague. The colleague talked about one of his neighbors, a lady in her forties, very strange. She often came to her colleagues' houses to borrow things. At first, it was occasionally, soy sauce, salt, onions, ginger, garlic [courgette] and other - DayDayNews

One day, I was chatting with a colleague. The colleague talked about one of his neighbors, a lady in her forties, very strange. She often came to her colleagues' houses to borrow things. At first, it was occasionally, soy sauce, salt, onions, ginger, garlic [courgette] and other

Weird neighbors can lend you all kinds of things. The key is to come at any time. "The only thing I need to borrow is my husband."

05/16 1978

People around Du Ma: What can you achieve by following people who are living as a joke? Netizens: What a joke. Rather than saying it was a real-name report, it was more like another joke. - DayDayNews

People around Du Ma: What can you achieve by following people who are living as a joke? Netizens: What a joke. Rather than saying it was a real-name report, it was more like another joke.

People around Du Ma: What can you achieve by following people who are living a joke? Netizen: big joke

05/20 1715

1. Many years ago, I was eating ice cream in front of my house. A child in the distance swallowed his saliva while looking at my ice cream. I saw how pitiful he was, so I called him over, gave him a stool and said, "Come, sit down and watch..." Many years later We went on a blind - DayDayNews

1. Many years ago, I was eating ice cream in front of my house. A child in the distance swallowed his saliva while looking at my ice cream. I saw how pitiful he was, so I called him over, gave him a stool and said, "Come, sit down and watch..." Many years later We went on a blind

Happy moment joke: One day I had an argument with my wife over a trivial matter, and the more the argument got worse, the more violent it became.

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It was a windy and dark night, so I shyly said to him, "I'm afraid of the dark. Please send me upstairs." He shouted "ouch" and turned on the voice-activated lights on half of the floor. Me: "Why didn't you go out to play last night?" Friend: "I'm not happy, a friend of mine is b - DayDayNews

It was a windy and dark night, so I shyly said to him, "I'm afraid of the dark. Please send me upstairs." He shouted "ouch" and turned on the voice-activated lights on half of the floor. Me: "Why didn't you go out to play last night?" Friend: "I'm not happy, a friend of mine is b

Today’s joke (3)

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Let's experience it together: I feel embarrassed again. Hahahaha, the scene was awkward for a while...I'm sorry, it's really funny hahahaha. Stop talking, I smell it. - DayDayNews

Let's experience it together: I feel embarrassed again. Hahahaha, the scene was awkward for a while...I'm sorry, it's really funny hahahaha. Stop talking, I smell it.

"The most shameful moment during a girl's physical examination! Hahaha, I feel like I'm suffocating..."

05/19 1262

Girls with flat chests are in such a miserable state... If someone else drips some soup on my chest, I can drip it on my fucking shoes! Duck Blood Vermicelli Soup Shop: Duck is anemic, take a day off. - DayDayNews

Girls with flat chests are in such a miserable state... If someone else drips some soup on my chest, I can drip it on my fucking shoes! Duck Blood Vermicelli Soup Shop: Duck is anemic, take a day off.

"It's so miserable for girls with flat chests!" Netizen: It's really heartbreaking...

05/19 1347

Girls must not shake their hands when taking selfies, especially when they turn on beauty makeup, otherwise you will be like them! @PIPIZJIA的Wow weird: None of the three of us admit that this face is ours. - DayDayNews

Girls must not shake their hands when taking selfies, especially when they turn on beauty makeup, otherwise you will be like them! @PIPIZJIA的Wow weird: None of the three of us admit that this face is ours.

“Girls, please don’t shake your hands when taking selfies! Otherwise, your soul will be out of body!”

05/19 1924

Cai Bin has received recognition from the outside world! At present, the Chinese women's volleyball team has ended the third stage of the World Women's Volleyball League. In the last game, it defeated the South Korean team with an 11-game losing streak with a score of 3:1, giving - DayDayNews

Cai Bin has received recognition from the outside world! At present, the Chinese women's volleyball team has ended the third stage of the World Women's Volleyball League. In the last game, it defeated the South Korean team with an 11-game losing streak with a score of 3:1, giving

From three consecutive losses to three consecutive wins, Li Yingying has become the new core of the Chinese women's volleyball team, and Cai Bin is the biggest contributor behind the scenes.

05/20 1578

Dragon Grid gives birth to a dragon: one crotches, one low, one high, many knots and many branches, the stars and peaks are upright, the branches and feet are moving, and the movement is swinging. Dead dragon: no ups and downs, one cut after another, no branches and no joints, th - DayDayNews

Dragon Grid gives birth to a dragon: one crotches, one low, one high, many knots and many branches, the stars and peaks are upright, the branches and feet are moving, and the movement is swinging. Dead dragon: no ups and downs, one cut after another, no branches and no joints, th

Fifty-six Taoist Feng Shui from first understanding to mastery: Longge

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[Original text] In autumn, in the seventh month, the imperial edict was made to establish Crown Prince Jian of Yanci as King of Guangyang, and Prince Hong of Prince Xu of Guangling as King of Gaomi. At the beginning, Shangguan Jie and Huo Guang fought for power. After Guang had J - DayDayNews

[Original text] In autumn, in the seventh month, the imperial edict was made to establish Crown Prince Jian of Yanci as King of Guangyang, and Prince Hong of Prince Xu of Guangling as King of Gaomi. At the beginning, Shangguan Jie and Huo Guang fought for power. After Guang had J

Reading history increases wisdom: Han Dynasty 16 (49) in "Zi Zhi Tong Jian"

05/20 1401

Earth, wood, (Antarctica) Prince Star, three stars and a line, combine with the east gate. Saturn enters the East Palace, with the earth above and below the tree, the cover, and the Emperor Star and His Royal Highness the Prince are below it. - DayDayNews

Earth, wood, (Antarctica) Prince Star, three stars and a line, combine with the east gate. Saturn enters the East Palace, with the earth above and below the tree, the cover, and the Emperor Star and His Royal Highness the Prince are below it.

Wu Zetian ascended the throne, Wu Zhou Dynasty Tang Dynasty

05/20 1293

During the National Day Golden Week, passenger traffic exceeded 110,000, customer-customized stickers reached 376,900, and the total number of clicks on the event reached more than 60 million... Please put away your surprised chin, this is DSM's "Cute Tiktok Fashion Festival" The - DayDayNews

During the National Day Golden Week, passenger traffic exceeded 110,000, customer-customized stickers reached 376,900, and the total number of clicks on the event reached more than 60 million... Please put away your surprised chin, this is DSM's "Cute Tiktok Fashion Festival" The

Check in and swipe the screen! Disman teamed up with Faceu to create an internet celebrity landmark

05/20 1670

This is the new project incubated by Fuhua Commercial Group, which came in halfway - Earth Port, a cross-border integration business format integrating "retail + catering + technology interactive terminal + online App". - DayDayNews

This is the new project incubated by Fuhua Commercial Group, which came in halfway - Earth Port, a cross-border integration business format integrating "retail + catering + technology interactive terminal + online App".

Choose Earthport: Can "self-operation + incubation of self-IP" create a new retail model? !

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