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1. The owner of the optical shop teaches the new clerk how to give prices to customers. "When he asks you how much you want, you answer '600 yuan.' If he doesn't blink, you continue: 'This is just the price of the frame, the lenses are 400 yuan.' If he still doesn't blink, you He
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Yes, available for free today. Can a 36-year-old wife have two 18-year-old wives? Without one, I can't stay here this summer. Look no further, there is no need for rescue.
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Everyone, what is the level of this kind of anti-theft system? You may not know yet. Cat: I feel that you are a little offended. I am really a good person who loves to cook. Can anyone explain this? Is it really reasonable? Is there any one? It may be that Ding Yizhen didn't dare
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Are the driver’s license exams so complicated now? What would you choose as Big Big Wolf? Yesterday, I was the same. I was already 20 years old. When I came to check the water meter, I said that the adult was not at home. The person was stunned for a moment.
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I really can’t answer your question if I’m not in ancient times. My wife made pig trotters for me and asked me to comment on it after I finished it. The couple I met at the subway station fell in love and looked at me in the mirror, who was 188cm tall, and fell into deep thought.
The couple who met at the subway station and fell in love looked at me in the mirror, 188cm tall, and fell into deep thought.
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After breakfast, I accompanied my mother downstairs. She meets her old friends every day somewhere in the community. My eighty-five-year-old mother was walking and chatting. There was an apricot tree in front of the unit that bore a lot of apricots, which were now in their prime.
Sometimes, I have no choice but to accept it because I am no longer able to
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1. On the ship, a sailor asked another sailor: "Wine and women, which do you prefer?" The other sailor replied: "I first have to know (it) their birth dates." 2. Clerk: " Manager, your meeting has been going on for so long, what decision have you made?” Manager: “Yes, we have dec
Joke: Haven’t you heard a saying, noble people tend to forget things?
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A bunch of single guys deserve to be single, can't you see the girl falling down? It was my first time to cook, and the fried food smelled so bad that I almost couldn't help but spit it out. How could I eat it?
"My wife uses the doll as a pillow. When I woke up in the morning, I almost collapsed." Who can resist this?
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1. "The client complained that I was too slow and I just showed him this and asked him if he wanted me to go slower." 2. "Trying to kill a fly with the palm of my hand and broke a window. The fly got away." 3. “I don’t think I’ll be using that power bank anytime soon.” 4. “I got
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In fact, even in our middle and high school textbooks in China, Yu Shaobao's deeds are not publicized much. If you think about it carefully, Yue Shaobao fought against gold, and Yu Shaobao fought against Mongolia!
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1. I am unemployed at home, and the food is getting saltier. Me: "Don't put too much salt in cooking, salty food is bad for your health!" Mom: "You know that being idle is bad for your health, why don't you quickly find a job?" "2. After just a few minutes of homework, my phone g
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Cat Star: Only I can wake you up! You know the power of flattery. The masters are not necessarily among the people, but the masters are definitely in the back! "What are the two holes on the escort vehicle for?"
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1. When you quarrel with your husband, don’t rush to blame him. Instead, reflect on yourself first. If you are really wrong, then think carefully about how to blame it on him. 2. What is a friend? Even if you put 500 yuan on the table, you won't lose it. But if you put a bag of m
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1: The teacher asked: "If you only have one day to live, where would you most like to go?" The student replied: "I will spend my last day in this school, in this classroom."
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There was a man named Man Bu Wan. The couple was in their forties and gave birth to a stupid son. The fortune teller said: "As long as you accumulate virtue and do good deeds, you will have a good son." Man Wan Bai didn't believe it a hundred times. How can I do good deeds? A pha
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Tan was as beautiful as a flower, good at eloquent words, and in charge of the power of the Ma family. The servants respected her and did not dare to contradict her. It's a pity that the horseman was not blessed with a good life, and he fell ill and died in middle age.
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The critically acclaimed "Meng Hua Lu" has seen a surge in playback volume since its launch, setting off a craze for watching dramas across the Internet. In the play, three women, Zhao Pan'er, Song Yinzhang, and Sun Sanniang, started a business in Bianjing. After experiencing var
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Dog Days is approaching, so be careful about your diet. If you have money but no money, eat more beans. They are high in potassium and calcium. They are better than eating meat. In a few days, we will enter the hottest Dog Days of the year. This year, Dog Days will start from Jul
Summer is coming, so be careful about your diet. If you have money but no money, eat more of these beans. They are high in potassium and calcium, which is better than eating meat.
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Tea culture is a special culture in China. Many people will combine this culture to develop a variety of teas. Now there are many functional teas on the market, such as bowel cleansing tea, slimming tea, and laxative tea. The sales volume is not low. These teas are more or less f
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