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Who hasn’t encountered a few disgusting people or things in four years of college? Let’s experience what netizens shared: #The most disgusting thing I encountered in college#▼I was really sick! ▼Is there something wrong with such a person’s head? ? ? ▼Keep the mud on your body fo
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1. On the bus, a pregnant woman standing said to a strange man sitting next to her: Don’t you know I’m pregnant? The man looked very nervous and said: But the child is not mine! 2. The son and his father went to the zoo. The son rode on his father's back. When he came to a donkey
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Girl, if you are so tall and still wear high heels, can you find a boyfriend? Girl, if you don’t walk on the spacious road next to you, you have to climb over the wall. Isn’t this asking for abuse?
Girls, be careful about your appearance on the subway. Your highlights are exposed when you bend over. It’s so embarrassing.
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Damn it, it’s okay if you occupy my territory, but now you have to imitate this, what do you want! This table is a standard four-person table, and eight people can fit in it. Now it’s just the two of us, how can we be crowded? !
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1. There were two beauties sitting in front of me on the bus. One said: "I still think boys should have longer legs." The other said: "I think so too. When you are blocked in an alley, you can escape from his crotch." . . ." 2. One person asked his friend: "Why do you laugh when
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Text/Chu Mo Qingyi ‖ Exclusively published by Toutiao Today Jiang Shudao has found a girlfriend named Li Jiandan. The reason why the two are together is due to two words, coincidence. What a coincidence, neither sooner nor later, the two of them happened to bump into each other o
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Coal field, magnetic field, rain field, sand field. Today’s source of joy has been delivered. A confused girl encountered in the hospital. Find the psychological shadow area of the person concerned at that time. Look carefully, there is a traitor here.
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Ask the owner of the white car to move because it's blocking your rear wheel. If you can figure it out, Qin Shihuang can pop out of the cemetery. Among the co-authors, Nobita is the only one who is an outsider, right?
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People around Du Ma: What can you achieve by following people who are living as a joke? Netizens: What a joke. Rather than saying it was a real-name report, it was more like another joke.
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