1. Hilarious classic classmate funny joke. The classmate complained to me as soon as we met, saying that he had night sweats some time ago and sweated when he fell asleep. The hospital spent hundreds of dollars for examination, and later he found an old Chinese doctor to prescrib

1. Hilarious classic classmate funny joke. The classmate complained to me as soon as we met, saying that he had night sweats some time ago and sweated when he fell asleep. He spent hundreds of dollars on hospital examinations, and later found an old Chinese doctor to prescribe more than ten prescriptions. Chinese medicine doesn't work even if I drink it, and it gets worse day by day. I asked, "What happened next? How were you cured?" When asked, I could clearly see the corner of my classmate's mouth twitching, and said angrily, "I changed to a thin quilt!"

2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more Bad joke, me: When I ask my girl to watch a movie, I have a disagreement about the movie choice, what should I do? Buddy: There are differences when asking a girl to watch a movie. It seems you really want to watch a movie...? The man asked the woman: "Do you like to look at fat and ugly things?" The woman replied: "How is that possible? No one would like it." The man replied: "Then what do you do with a mirror every day?"

3. Classic Girlfriend Embarrassment Cold joke, "My girlfriend is too fat, how can I break up with you?" "Sometimes, you make me breathless." The restaurant for lunch today was too bad. I know how to do business. There is an electronic scale at the door. I saw many women coming to eat. When I entered the door and saw the scale, my face changed drastically, I frowned, and left without looking back...

4. I am a I am a football fan and my girlfriend loves to join in the fun every day. I took her to watch the football that day. The game was about to end and she suddenly shouted excitedly: "Look, look, No. 3 is about to play!" "I looked at it and laughed: "That's three minutes of stoppage time."

5. I am a football fan, and my girlfriend also likes to join in the fun every day. I took her to watch the game that day. The game was about to end, and she suddenly shouted excitedly. : "Look, look, number 3 is about to come on!" I saw it and laughed: "That's three minutes of stoppage time."

6. I am older, unmarried, and female. That day, my brother suddenly said to me: "I think my old life must be very miserable." I asked curiously why? He said: "Others only need to support their parents, but I have to support a sister!"...

7. I saw someone on the Internet today asking whether he should run away from the college entrance examination in the second game of the NBA Finals. I advised him, "You are still young and this is not child's play. I suggest you calm down. After all, you can repeat the college entrance examination before taking it again." , but it may not be these two teams next year.

8. A girl asked me to introduce a boy to her, and the requirements were that he should own a house, be taller than 175cm, and good-looking. I asked the boy who met this condition, and he said that his requirements for girls were that he should be taller than 168cm, look sweet, and be good at doing housework. He can make money; I went to find a girl who met his conditions, and it turned out that the girl required the man to have a house, a car, a company, and be 186cm or above tall. You guys feel it...