# funny moment# Smile for ten years and heal your wounds with stories. Chapter 1 One day, an elephant was about to pass by an ant pile, and trampled the ant nest with one foot. A group of ants climbed on the elephant's back. The elephant shook its body, and a group of ants fell d

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# funny moment# Smile for ten years and heal your wounds with stories. Chapter 1 One day, an elephant was about to pass by an ant pile, and trampled the ant nest with one foot. A group of ants climbed on the elephant's back. The elephant shook its body, and a group of ants fell d - DayDayNews

The next day, the rabbit saw many ants hurriedly walking, and asked what was going on.

Ant replied: "Yesterday, an elephant tripped over one of my brothers and was seriously injured. Now we all have to donate blood to him."

After a while, a large number of ants came back. The rabbit asked: "Why are they all back? Is the blood transfusion ready?"

An ant said: "Oh, only one ant's blood type matches that of the elephant. Just leave her to draw blood."

Time passed day by day, and the ant took care of the elephant day by day. The ant and the elephant developed feelings, and it didn't take long for them to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a marriage certificate.

A month later, Ant and Elephant went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to apply for divorce.

Civil Affairs Bureau staff asked: "Why do we need a divorce after we just got married?"

Ant: "Hey! Stop talking, this life is impossible. If you want to kiss it, you have to crawl for days to find the face."

Elephant: "You I have the nerve to say that if I want to kiss you, I have to use a magnifying glass to find it for a long time."

So the elephant and the ant got divorced.

One day, the elephant was bitten by a king cobra while walking on the road. Because the elephant was larger, it staggered to the door of the ant's house and fell down. At this time, the elephant was bitten by the previously divorced ant. I cried very hard when I saw it.

cried and said: "Old man, why don't you stay away if you want to? It's better now. I can only bury you for the rest of my life."

The second article

One day, a handsome little ant took his big Xiang's girlfriend took her home. Ant's mother waited for the elephant to leave and then said to her son: "Son, we decided not to get married. Our family is poor and can't afford such a big diamond ring."

The story is over!

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