A girl bought a box on Taobao. When it was delivered to her, she found that the color was wrong and she quickly went online to ask the shop owner.
The girl said angrily: "Seller, you sent the wrong color!"
The store owner replied: "No, what's wrong?"
The girl then said: "I want sky blue, you sent it to me "It's gray."
The shop owner sent a helpless emoticon and said: "The sky here... is only blue."
It was late at night, and a girl caught the last bus, and there were only two or three on the bus. passenger.
The girl inadvertently looked up and saw the words "NO TERMINAL" scrolling on the electronic display in the car.
The girl was so excited that she thought of all kinds of ghost stories. She stared at the display screen so hard that she broke into a cold sweat...
A few minutes later, the display screen scrolled to the place where the girl had just seen, and she finally saw the whole thing. "Serving you, there is no end to satisfaction."
There is a classmate named Ma. Many teachers don't know how to pronounce it, so whenever roll call is taken in class, they always like to ask: "Is Ma so-and-so here?"
Later, the math teacher He called on him and shouted: "Have the six horses arrived?"
Later, the Chinese teacher called on him and simply changed it to: "Have the galloping horses arrived?"
The boss called Xiao Wang into the office and said: "Your plan "I read the book."
Xiao Wang was worried: "Oh... what do you think?"
boss replied: "It's comparable to " Dream of Red Mansions ".
Xiao Wang was secretly happy and said humbly: "Boss. "Excuse me, how can my writing be so good?"
Unexpectedly, the boss said quietly: "No, the paper is full of nonsense!"
Xiao Mao was walking on the street and saw a crowd of people in front of a stall selling height-increasing insoles. .
That day, Xiao Mao went to the park and met the vendor again. Xiao Mao grabbed his collar and asked him to compensate for the loss.
The vendor argued: "You must not have read the instruction manual. Read it carefully. I'm sure your height will increase significantly."
