1. I remember back then, when I punched Nanshan Nursing Home and kicked Beihai Kindergarten . All of them were knocked down when they were less than one meter tall. I stamped my feet in the morgue and said, "Stand up if you don't agree!" No one dared to breathe, he was so awesome. !
2. My father-in-law came to the house, and we talked about it for a long time. He asked: Is there any cigarette?
I shook my head.
He asked again: Is there any wine?
I shook my head again.
He slapped the table: I wouldn’t buy it without you!
I said: If your daughter hadn’t taken care of all the money, do you think I would have been here talking to you for a long time!
Him: You. . . If my money wasn't all controlled by your mother, would I be here talking nonsense to you? !
3. Children take online classes and English classes at home!
When asking questions in the video, I saw that the English teacher was quite young and beautiful, and I couldn’t help but tell my son, your English teacher is quite young and beautiful, very exciting!
The English teacher said, thank you for the praise from the parents of the students!
I was unlucky that my son didn’t turn off the audio and the teacher heard it.
4. If you resign after finding a new job, this is called responsibility; but if you do this to your girlfriend, this is called "cheating".
5. Where does the problem come from?
6. Why do so many people hate and Bruce Lee ?
7. This year’s Alipay ’s Nian Beast is not as good as last year’s.
The difference between 8.4K monitor and 3K monitor.
9. There are four of you in the dormitory. You are hungry in the middle of the night, but everyone is asleep. You are afraid that getting up to cook instant noodles will disturb everyone, so your operation turns on.
10. There are two glasses of water in the desert, one of human urine and one of horse urine. You can only choose one. How to choose?
11. Which part of the chicken is chicken tenders?
12. What should you do if you accidentally bump into a boy and pee?
13. Do you know this animal?
14. How to prove in one sentence that you have read Water Margin , the fewer words, the better.
15. Why does his lion have a small tongue?
16. Swifts without feet are almost equal to death if they fall to the ground. How do they reproduce?
. Come on, it's better to explode like this?
