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Why didn’t Monk Tang help the old turtle in Tongtian River ask about his lifespan?

Who invented frozen watermelon?

Is there anyone who knows PS who can help me change the white background pictures to blue ones? I want to save some money.

two pictures explain the flood of Shaoguan .

From today on, I will be a mature person and face setbacks calmly.

If these two fight, who can win?

My wife helped someone tie the fishhook for two May 1 boards. I gave her five yuan, but she actually didn’t help me tie it.

Not only the people and things around me are drifting away, but also my former self.

What kind of job looks high-end, but the salary is very low?

I often hear a saying from women, the more capable a man is, the less temper he has. Do you believe it?

How should I reply to her?

Some people go to rural areas to buy old wood. What are the uses of these old wood?

This reason made me stunned for a while.

Friends, what kind of family status does this belong to?

I have seen animals repay kindness, but this is the first time I have seen plants repay kindness.

While eating breakfast, your father suddenly told you that your family actually has 30 billion. What would you do?

What humble things have you done because you were poor?

Can any friend help me find out what this braille means?

Can boys really sleep from 10:30pm to 3:00pm?

I met my father-in-law for the first time. Is there any suitable liquor? Around 500?

How to connect all the black dots without touching the red dots.

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