Celestial Masters: Guns carved with talismans, bullets dotted with vermilion sand...Fight Zombies！

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Celestial Masters: Guns carved with talismans, bullets dotted with vermilion sand...Fight Zombies！ - DayDayNews

Celestial Masters: Guns carved with talismans, bullets dotted with vermilion sand...Fight Zombies！ - DayDayNews

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