6. There is a powerful uncle in the unit next door. I have been smoking for forty years, and all the cigarettes were given to me by others, and I never bought them myself. After asking my dad, I found out that he was a good storyteller and liked to tell interesting things happeni

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6. There is a powerful uncle in the unit next door. I have been smoking for forty years, and all the cigarettes were given to me by others, and I never bought them myself. After asking my dad, I found out that he was a good storyteller and liked to tell interesting things happening around him. His stories were so moving that every time he was about to leave, someone would always hand him a cigarette and let him continue. I can't help but sigh, your uncle is still your uncle! ? 7. There is a neighbor across the street from our house. Their daughter and I go to the same school. I don't like his daughter a bit. When her daughter passed the Wuhan score line during the college entrance examination, she showed off in every way! Later, I asked casually: How many points did she get? She said: Not much, just 586 points. I originally thought she would not do well in the test, but after taking the test I ranked first in the class. Then he asked me: What place did you get in the exam? I said: fifth in grade. Then she pretended to comfort me and said: It's okay. If you work harder next time, you can be like my daughter and get the first place in the exam! So what score did you get? I said: 689 points.

6. There is a powerful uncle in the unit next door. I have been smoking for forty years, and all the cigarettes were given to me by others, and I never bought them myself. After asking my dad, I found out that he was a good storyteller and liked to tell interesting things happeni - DayDayNews

8. Here’s a piece of advice for all men. When you go shopping with a woman in the future, don’t say: You’re black and don’t look good in this hat. I want to say: You look dark-skinned with this hat. Don’t say: Your legs are not in good shape and you can’t wear tights. I want to say: Your legs look bad in tight pants. Don't say: You have a big belly and it doesn't look good on you. I want to say: Your belly looks a little bulging in this dress. Remember, you must shift the responsibility to the thing you want to buy, and she herself must be perfect. All I can say is, here we are.

6. There is a powerful uncle in the unit next door. I have been smoking for forty years, and all the cigarettes were given to me by others, and I never bought them myself. After asking my dad, I found out that he was a good storyteller and liked to tell interesting things happeni - DayDayNews

9. I work in the management of a foreign company. I am 8.8 meters tall and pretty good-looking. My monthly salary of 80,000 is required for entertainment and the like, so I save 40,000. I got married last year. My wife earns more than 120,000 yuan a month and saves 60,000 yuan a month. She saves more than me every month. Although she loves me very much, is very attached to me, and does not show any contempt for me, I still feel very inferior. So I want to ask you how you can get rid of your bragging habit??

6. There is a powerful uncle in the unit next door. I have been smoking for forty years, and all the cigarettes were given to me by others, and I never bought them myself. After asking my dad, I found out that he was a good storyteller and liked to tell interesting things happeni - DayDayNews

10. Today for the college entrance examination, everyone else picked up admission tickets, but I picked up 80,000. I am a quality person and I must return the 80,000 yuan to the owner, so I stood there and waited. Five hours later, the owner has not come yet. Now I am posting this post to find the owner. Please inform each other and help forward the information so that we can find the owner as quickly as possible. I'm very anxious. How can I play mahjong if I don't have 80,000 yuan? Hide

6. There is a powerful uncle in the unit next door. I have been smoking for forty years, and all the cigarettes were given to me by others, and I never bought them myself. After asking my dad, I found out that he was a good storyteller and liked to tell interesting things happeni - DayDayNews

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