The two-year-old who smokes 40 cigarettes a day

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God's reply: What kind of person is the person who can tell the police that my lawyer will be here soon? Girl walking like this, I wonder what you did last night? What are you thinking about while eating? - DayDayNews

God's reply: What kind of person is the person who can tell the police that my lawyer will be here soon? Girl walking like this, I wonder what you did last night? What are you thinking about while eating?

Tell me how you were deceived by a male ticket at a low cost? Does God have any comments? See you in the comments section.

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The director of a primary school in a certain school is female and is in her sixties. The director is recognized by everyone as a strong woman and a contemporary "Mulan". In recent years, the director has brought up his brilliant achievements during meetings and criticized indivi - DayDayNews

The director of a primary school in a certain school is female and is in her sixties. The director is recognized by everyone as a strong woman and a contemporary "Mulan". In recent years, the director has brought up his brilliant achievements during meetings and criticized indivi

Dissatisfied with the old director

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Are the driver’s license exams so complicated now? What would you choose as Big Big Wolf? Yesterday, I was the same. I was already 20 years old. When I came to check the water meter, I said that the adult was not at home. The person was stunned for a moment. - DayDayNews

Are the driver’s license exams so complicated now? What would you choose as Big Big Wolf? Yesterday, I was the same. I was already 20 years old. When I came to check the water meter, I said that the adult was not at home. The person was stunned for a moment.

Smile every day! did you laugh today

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1. On the ship, a sailor asked another sailor: "Wine and women, which do you prefer?" The other sailor replied: "I first have to know (it) their birth dates." 2. Clerk: " Manager, your meeting has been going on for so long, what decision have you made?” Manager: “Yes, we have dec - DayDayNews

1. On the ship, a sailor asked another sailor: "Wine and women, which do you prefer?" The other sailor replied: "I first have to know (it) their birth dates." 2. Clerk: " Manager, your meeting has been going on for so long, what decision have you made?” Manager: “Yes, we have dec

Joke: Haven’t you heard a saying, noble people tend to forget things?

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I sent a WeChat message to my dad, saying that I was heartbroken. The next day, he called me and asked me to have a meal. I asked him: "Who is there?" Dad hesitated for a while and said: "Just the two of us. I won't take your mother. You just Lovelorn, it’s not okay for me to sho - DayDayNews

I sent a WeChat message to my dad, saying that I was heartbroken. The next day, he called me and asked me to have a meal. I asked him: "Who is there?" Dad hesitated for a while and said: "Just the two of us. I won't take your mother. You just Lovelorn, it’s not okay for me to sho

I sent a WeChat message to my dad, saying that I was heartbroken.

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1. The current underground parking lot is designed like a maze. It takes a long time to find it every time before you find that you don’t have a car. 2. Are you dating? I am a good-looking person. Although you may think I am ugly at first, you will tolerate it after a long time. - DayDayNews

1. The current underground parking lot is designed like a maze. It takes a long time to find it every time before you find that you don’t have a car. 2. Are you dating? I am a good-looking person. Although you may think I am ugly at first, you will tolerate it after a long time.

Today’s joke (5)

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A netizen showed off the starry sky ceiling of his home during renovation on the Internet. After watching it, he couldn't hold it in anymore. It was really funny. The starry sky turns directly into a black hole, and romance is instantly terrifying. This netizen really opened my e - DayDayNews

A netizen showed off the starry sky ceiling of his home during renovation on the Internet. After watching it, he couldn't hold it in anymore. It was really funny. The starry sky turns directly into a black hole, and romance is instantly terrifying. This netizen really opened my e

I laughed so hard that I convulsed, so hurry up and ask the designer to refund your money.

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There is pressure everywhere in today's society, and pressure has become something that everyone wants to solve. We can relieve stress in many ways, such as jokes, jokes that can make people laugh, and humorous jokes that are so funny that they even make us cry. - DayDayNews

There is pressure everywhere in today's society, and pressure has become something that everyone wants to solve. We can relieve stress in many ways, such as jokes, jokes that can make people laugh, and humorous jokes that are so funny that they even make us cry.

Daily Smile: Today’s filters are getting more and more outrageous! Even people have returned to their ancestors...

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After breakfast, I accompanied my mother downstairs. She meets her old friends every day somewhere in the community. My eighty-five-year-old mother was walking and chatting. There was an apricot tree in front of the unit that bore a lot of apricots, which were now in their prime. - DayDayNews

After breakfast, I accompanied my mother downstairs. She meets her old friends every day somewhere in the community. My eighty-five-year-old mother was walking and chatting. There was an apricot tree in front of the unit that bore a lot of apricots, which were now in their prime.

Sometimes, I have no choice but to accept it because I am no longer able to

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1. "The client complained that I was too slow and I just showed him this and asked him if he wanted me to go slower." 2. "Trying to kill a fly with the palm of my hand and broke a window. The fly got away." 3. “I don’t think I’ll be using that power bank anytime soon.” 4. “I got - DayDayNews

1. "The client complained that I was too slow and I just showed him this and asked him if he wanted me to go slower." 2. "Trying to kill a fly with the palm of my hand and broke a window. The fly got away." 3. “I don’t think I’ll be using that power bank anytime soon.” 4. “I got

15 Photos That Prove “Smiling is the Only Remedy in Times of Difficulty”

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1: The teacher asked: "If you only have one day to live, where would you most like to go?" The student replied: "I will spend my last day in this school, in this classroom." - DayDayNews

1: The teacher asked: "If you only have one day to live, where would you most like to go?" The student replied: "I will spend my last day in this school, in this classroom."

A smile every day: If you only had one day to live, where would you most want to go?

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There was a man named Man Bu Wan. The couple was in their forties and gave birth to a stupid son. The fortune teller said: "As long as you accumulate virtue and do good deeds, you will have a good son." Man Wan Bai didn't believe it a hundred times. How can I do good deeds? A pha - DayDayNews

There was a man named Man Bu Wan. The couple was in their forties and gave birth to a stupid son. The fortune teller said: "As long as you accumulate virtue and do good deeds, you will have a good son." Man Wan Bai didn't believe it a hundred times. How can I do good deeds? A pha

Humorous story: Opening a pharmacy

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1. My hometown is in the mountains. There is only one bus to go home every day. If you miss it, you will not be able to get on it. When I went home at the end of this year, a person in the car used alcohol to argue with the driver. The driver said: If you don’t accept it, we will - DayDayNews

1. My hometown is in the mountains. There is only one bus to go home every day. If you miss it, you will not be able to get on it. When I went home at the end of this year, a person in the car used alcohol to argue with the driver. The driver said: If you don’t accept it, we will

Dude: When I was in college, I had an elective course on flower arrangement, and the final exam was to create a work in class.

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1. The first time I practiced driving, I tried the steering wheel after getting in the car and asked the coach: "Why does it feel a little loose?" The coach said lightly: "It's all the credit of one of your senior sisters. I asked her to brake at that time, and she couldn't stop - DayDayNews

1. The first time I practiced driving, I tried the steering wheel after getting in the car and asked the coach: "Why does it feel a little loose?" The coach said lightly: "It's all the credit of one of your senior sisters. I asked her to brake at that time, and she couldn't stop

Happy moment joke: My little nephew suddenly ran up to me and took a bag of potato chips and handed them to me.

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1. A friend was very fond of drinking. He came home drunk once. When he woke up the next day, he wanted to ride his bicycle to work, but he couldn't find it... His wife had already left for work, so she called and asked: "I remember that the bicycle came back last night. Why is i - DayDayNews

1. A friend was very fond of drinking. He came home drunk once. When he woke up the next day, he wanted to ride his bicycle to work, but he couldn't find it... His wife had already left for work, so she called and asked: "I remember that the bicycle came back last night. Why is i

Happy moment joke: I was sitting in the office at noon and received a message from my best friend: Come to the boss’s office.

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No.: 202207052320 Today the ceiling light in the bathroom suddenly stopped working. The original one was quite dim, so I bought one with a slightly larger wattage and installed it! I didn't expect it to be so bright. Suddenly I couldn't help but recall that when I first entered j - DayDayNews

No.: 202207052320 Today the ceiling light in the bathroom suddenly stopped working. The original one was quite dim, so I bought one with a slightly larger wattage and installed it! I didn't expect it to be so bright. Suddenly I couldn't help but recall that when I first entered j

The embarrassing things I did that year

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Chengde Weibo Xingtu Lanyue has discounts. Interested friends can go to the store to inquire and purchase. The specific discount information is as follows: [Financial Gift] Down payment starts from 2,022 yuan, or up to 10,000 yuan discount [Replacement Gift] Replacement subsidy o - DayDayNews

Chengde Weibo Xingtu Lanyue has discounts. Interested friends can go to the store to inquire and purchase. The specific discount information is as follows: [Financial Gift] Down payment starts from 2,022 yuan, or up to 10,000 yuan discount [Replacement Gift] Replacement subsidy o

Chengde Lanyue is available for trial driving, with a car purchase discount of 5,000 yuan

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Author: On the fifth floor, I got off work a few days ago and met my neighbor Sister Qin by chance. I never thought that as soon as I said hello, Sister Qin seemed to have grabbed the trash can and kept talking. After listening to her complaints all the way, I discovered that the - DayDayNews

Author: On the fifth floor, I got off work a few days ago and met my neighbor Sister Qin by chance. I never thought that as soon as I said hello, Sister Qin seemed to have grabbed the trash can and kept talking. After listening to her complaints all the way, I discovered that the

My daughter-in-law has to go to work after giving birth? I asked her not to go, but she retorted: Are you raising me?

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Whether young or old, everyone has the right to pursue love and happiness. - DayDayNews

Whether young or old, everyone has the right to pursue love and happiness.

An old man suffered a stroke on his wedding day. His wife asked for a divorce, and his son asked for the return of the bride price.

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Teacher Zhao, who is retired at home, never thought that he would also face divorce at his old age. Just because I had a few quarrels with my wife, my husband of decades ran away from home in anger. She would rather live alone than go home to live with him. This made him, who had - DayDayNews

Teacher Zhao, who is retired at home, never thought that he would also face divorce at his old age. Just because I had a few quarrels with my wife, my husband of decades ran away from home in anger. She would rather live alone than go home to live with him. This made him, who had

Troubles of retired couples (Part 1)

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Toyota Hiace's four-speed gearbox! The switching of each gear is very smooth and the power is rapid. There is absolutely no pressure in high-speed overtaking. Toyota Hiace meets the National V emission standards. Body weight: 2530 kg. Wheelbase: 3860 mm. Wheelbase (front/rear): 1 - DayDayNews

Toyota Hiace's four-speed gearbox! The switching of each gear is very smooth and the power is rapid. There is absolutely no pressure in high-speed overtaking. Toyota Hiace meets the National V emission standards. Body weight: 2530 kg. Wheelbase: 3860 mm. Wheelbase (front/rear): 1

How much does a Toyota Hiace 7-seater cost? The price of the Wilfa version

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As a luxury business van, Toyota Hiace combines business reception and mobile RV. It is very popular in the current business reception and government reception market. With magical skills, he has become a leader in commercial vehicles. outstanding. Toyota Hiace commercial vehicle - DayDayNews

As a luxury business van, Toyota Hiace combines business reception and mobile RV. It is very popular in the current business reception and government reception market. With magical skills, he has become a leader in commercial vehicles. outstanding. Toyota Hiace commercial vehicle

Toyota Hiace 7-seat price and customized Crown version price

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