I Started Smoking Cigarettes.. CAUGHT

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I Started Smoking Cigarettes.. *CAUGHT* - DayDayNews

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Will my Mandarin get better and better after reading this book? How do couples celebrate Teachers' Day? - DayDayNews

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I couldn't help but feel shocked. This was the first time she had said such words to me in such a long time. With tears in my eyes and a little choked up, I asked tentatively: "Isn't it a little early?" - DayDayNews

I couldn't help but feel shocked. This was the first time she had said such words to me in such a long time. With tears in my eyes and a little choked up, I asked tentatively: "Isn't it a little early?"

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A bunch of single guys deserve to be single, can't you see the girl falling down? It was my first time to cook, and the fried food smelled so bad that I almost couldn't help but spit it out. How could I eat it?

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Fish: I'm not just dying. I was looking at my phone and the dogs thought I was taking pictures of them. Is this a brake failure? Man, you are shooting yourself in the foot.

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1. A gentleman finished his meal in a restaurant and was about to get up and leave after paying the bill. The waiter standing aside saw that he had no intention of paying a tip, so he hurriedly said: "Sir, a customer who sat at this table yesterday gave me a tip of 60 yuan." Sir:

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1. On the ship, a sailor asked another sailor: "Wine and women, which do you prefer?" The other sailor replied: "I first have to know (it) their birth dates." 2. Clerk: " Manager, your meeting has been going on for so long, what decision have you made?” Manager: “Yes, we have dec

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They had a brush with death, but they didn't seem to know or care. This shouldn't be the first time we in China felt that rhubarb was awesome. The fish said: Get lost, it's annoying. They say that a mother is strong, and this cat should have been picked up. Fortunately, he ran fa

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1. The owner of the optical shop teaches the new clerk how to give prices to customers. "When he asks you how much you want, you answer '600 yuan.' If he doesn't blink, you continue: 'This is just the price of the frame, the lenses are 400 yuan.' If he still doesn't blink, you He

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1: The teacher asked: "If you only have one day to live, where would you most like to go?" The student replied: "I will spend my last day in this school, in this classroom."

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There was a man named Man Bu Wan. The couple was in their forties and gave birth to a stupid son. The fortune teller said: "As long as you accumulate virtue and do good deeds, you will have a good son." Man Wan Bai didn't believe it a hundred times. How can I do good deeds? A pha - DayDayNews

There was a man named Man Bu Wan. The couple was in their forties and gave birth to a stupid son. The fortune teller said: "As long as you accumulate virtue and do good deeds, you will have a good son." Man Wan Bai didn't believe it a hundred times. How can I do good deeds? A pha

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1. My hometown is in the mountains. There is only one bus to go home every day. If you miss it, you will not be able to get on it. When I went home at the end of this year, a person in the car used alcohol to argue with the driver. The driver said: If you don’t accept it, we will

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1. The first time I practiced driving, I tried the steering wheel after getting in the car and asked the coach: "Why does it feel a little loose?" The coach said lightly: "It's all the credit of one of your senior sisters. I asked her to brake at that time, and she couldn't stop - DayDayNews

1. The first time I practiced driving, I tried the steering wheel after getting in the car and asked the coach: "Why does it feel a little loose?" The coach said lightly: "It's all the credit of one of your senior sisters. I asked her to brake at that time, and she couldn't stop

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