1. On Valentine's Day, I found the phone of a girl I had a crush on in middle school and sent her a text message: If there is only one bowl of porridge, you will drink half a bowl first and I will keep the remaining half bowl in my arms to keep you warm... a few minutes Then she replied a text message: Who introduced you?
2. There is a mother and child in the car, the child is still wearing crotch pants, the child is talking all the time, everyone is watching him and thinks he is very cute. The child suddenly asked his mother: "Why the sister on the opposite side keeps staring at my little cutie?" Then, he heard everyone laughing around, and the girl on the opposite side (about 20 years old) blushed, GC is here, his mother is here One sentence: "My sister didn't look at you. I have seen a lot of them." How can you make the little girl feel so embarrassed? The people around you are suffering from internal injuries...
3. Two mice get married Later, the female mouse became more and more arrogant. One night, the male mouse wanted to scare her, so he went to the door of the house to learn how to meow. Not only was the wife not afraid, but tenderly said: "Brother Cat, stop calling, my husband hasn't been on a business trip yet."
4. Walking with her boyfriend, she likes to put her arms around his waist and pull by the way. His clothes. One day during a walk, he suddenly said: "Stop pulling my clothes, okay?" I was unhappy, and said, "You can't add a baby if you talk to me?" Then he said: "Don't pull my baby clothes, OK? Good?" Me: "..."
5. A family went to the drama, and they bought the tickets, but the little boy always leaned on the railing and looked down and only listened to one The staff member came and said: "Look at the child carefully, don't let him fall, the VIP seat is next, and you have to make a replacement ticket...'
6. The young soldier received a letter A letter from hometown. When he opened the envelope, he took out a blank piece of paper. "What's the matter?" asked my friend. "It's like this," the soldier said, "When I left my hometown, I We had a quarrel with my fiancée, and since then, we have never talked to anyone.
7. When school is over, the sky suddenly rained heavily. A student saw that the teacher did not bring an umbrella, so he enthusiastically invited the teacher to hold an umbrella together. The teacher bent over and got under the student’s umbrella, yes The student said: "Look, the teacher is taller than you, so let the teacher hold an umbrella. "He shook his head and said, "No, it's going to be seen by other classmates. I'm so shameless." They must think I'm rubbing your umbrella.
8. Climbing with a friend to watch the sunrise, a friend pointed to the sky and said: "I saw it!" "I saw it too!" At this time someone in the distance came out with his pants and shouted: " I saw it and saw it! What are you yelling at!"
9. Playing games in an Internet cafe, the phone bell suddenly rang, and a friend’s heart-warming words came from my ears, all in their twenties, all day long Just know that you can’t find a girlfriend when you play online games. Can you be a little prosperous. I: Talking! He: Three missing and one.
10. Yesterday I went to the school toilet, that's the kind of pit connection. Yes, the one that separates the positions one by one. At the beginning, I lost a fifty cents coin when I took off my pants. I was a little bit painful, and I couldn’t continue to take off my pants. I lost another piece of my pants. I was distraught. Ah! Then the next pit came: "Sister, you treat this as the wishing pool!"
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