Once upon a time, there was a young man named Wang Er, who was very famous for joking and talking about Dakong. He married a daughter-in-law for more than a month and said, "Why haven't I heard you talk about it in the past month?" Wang Er said, "Do you want to hear it? If you want to hear it, I'll talk about it tomorrow. Once.
On the second day, Wang Er bought some chicken, duck, and fish, and ate a lot for two or three days in a row. His wife said, "You're crazy, living like this, have you ever lived like this? If you eat like this, even if there is a golden mountain at home, you will be eaten up. Wang Er said, "Miss, what do you know? I'm a dying person. I can make money by eating and drinking!" I have a catastrophe and I’m about to die!” When his wife heard this, she was horrified and quickly asked, “Is there a way to break it?” Wang Er said, “If you want to break it, you can’t break it unless the new wife gives birth to the first child.” The daughter-in-law said, "We've only been married for a month, where are we going to have a baby?" "His daughter-in-law came to his sister-in-law's house and brought the child. Wang Er said, you take off your clothes and sit on the bed, hold the child and put the nipple in the child's mouth, don't move, it will be fine in the afternoon."
The daughter-in-law complied, and Wang Er left after speaking. Wang Er came to the father-in-law's house and said to the father-in-law: "Your daughter-in-law is crazy, go and see what to do! "His father-in-law didn't know what was going on, so he came to Wang Er's house and saw that his daughter was feeding the child on the bed. His husband didn't say a word, he turned his head and left, and when he returned home, he beat his daughter-in-law. After a while, he said, "Look at the good girl you have raised, she gave birth to a child less than a month after she passed through the door, and she is disrespectful and shameful! "
Besides, Wang Er returned home. Seeing that his daughter-in-law was still sitting on the bed, he said, "My calamity has washed away, but your mother is dead, so hurry up and go to the funeral." When his daughter-in-law was about to cry, Wang Er said, "Don't cry in the house, cry when you go out. "The daughter-in-law cried on the way, and cried all the way to her mother's house.
When the father saw his daughter's return, he called him head-on and asked her where the child came from after being married for a month? The daughter said, "That's my brother's. The old man couldn't help but say, he would beat his brother when he caught him. The girl stepped forward and said, "It's not my brother's, the child belongs to my eldest brother." You don't even want to enter my house in your life, I don't have a daughter like you." The daughter was beaten in a confused way by his father, and went back to her husband's house crying.
When he got home, Wang Er was drinking with a wine glass, and his daughter-in-law cried and scolded in anger. At this moment, Wang Er took his daughter-in-law's hand with a smile on his face and said, "Didn't you ask me to tell you a story? How about it? I'm good at talking, right?" His daughter-in-law laughed and said: "Have you been so eloquent? You are too outrageous, and if you continue to talk like this, you will die.Wang Er saw that his daughter-in-law had been beaten by his old father-in-law with bruises on her face, and said to her daughter-in-law, "Miss, I'm sorry, I will never talk about it again!" "
