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Welcome to today's source of happiness
Being hurt in relationships will make you stronger, because you will never lose when you meet others.
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It doesn’t matter, it’s amazing to be alive today
Thank you every Monday for making me realize that my life can be so long and hard.
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Keep scolding me!
Working on Monday, nowhere to talk about the desolation. Even if we meet, we should not recognize each other, and our faces are covered with dust. Please raise your anus.
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The Current Situation of Contemporary Youth
Some friends who have not graduated sent a private message asking, what will happen if we do not fish and improve work efficiency?
Answer: Of course, in exchange for more work.
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A love freezer
specially set up for people in need, providing free water for drinking...
This smiling face is very suitable for the occasion.
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Do you understand?
Brother, please pay attention to your health. It’s a little fun, and the forced masturbation will be wiped out.
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Every man knows.
You’re standing there and you’re still looking at me?
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It’s no use calling me Dr. Wang, call me Chef Wang.
I try to reduce the time I spend playing games and try to only play for 30 minutes before going to bed.
I slept 8 times last night.
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real
It is recommended to change the weekend to 3 days!
You can do nothing on the first day and just restore your energy.
Do chores the next day. Everyone needs this day to deal with some messy things.
The third day is used for entertainment and doing things that make people happy.
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Haircut is like gambling
People will make many choices in their life, some are right and some are wrong.
If you are wrong, it is because you don’t understand; if you are right, it is because you were fooled.
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20V snake bite victim (not electrocuted)
Bowls in ancient times can be sold for millions of dollars, why do people still say that ancient people were poor?
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I love you walking alone in a dark alley
and even used katakana to mark the Chinese pronunciation...
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No one will say anymore, it would be a pity not to do cupping.
When you wash clothes in the hotel, all toiletries may become washing powder.
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Thank you brother for your contribution
"If someone writes a few poems for you, maybe he loves you. If he writes hundreds of poems for you, maybe he just loves to write poetry.”
I have been thinking about this sentence and feel that it can explain many human behaviors....
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Don’t your hands get hot when you turn off the light?
If you feel that your work is particularly boring, just think about those people who embed strawberries with sesame , think about the people who punch holes in lotus roots, and people who put scales on fish. They are not tired, and you still have Who are you to complain?
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The next plot is Thanos Battle Captain Marvel
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Your card is in the wrong position. It should be stuck with your head facing inwards.
My wife said that "the phone is stuck". I have been using computers for 25 years and mobile phones for 15 years. As the dean of the computer department of the university, I immediately gave a lot of advice. Great suggestion.
That great suggestion is “Can you restart it? ”
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My girlfriend took a whip and asked me to do special training in the gym
Dip the hand of a drunk and sleeping person in warm water, there is a high chance that he will urinate.
Very practical knowledge, try it with your friends htm. l3
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still have to wear glasses
asked: The new crown is so noisy and no one is allowed to go out. What will happen to the beggars on the road? Aren’t they bound to die?
Answer: They have already returned to their villas.
